Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster Gin
1	1 Vote	6 Myths We Need to Know in Hurricane Sandy's Aftermath
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Using Marijuana Makes You Moody, Not Completely Fucking Incompetent
1	1 Vote	The 4 Movie Heroes Everyone Pretends Aren't Psychopaths
1	1 Vote	DIIV Announce Tour Westeros
1	1 Vote	This Toy Train Is Officially Happening
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Make Big Discovery "Covered in Shells" on Island in a Gutsy Way
1	1 Vote	#NPRReads: A Sign Featuring Unredacted N-Word
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Ex-Wife I Stand by Michael... Let Me Parody Your Song
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Ruin Your Life to Save a Stranger's
1	1 Vote	One Can Break the Internet to Shop at Kmart
1	1 Vote	Great Deal on Titanium Quasi-Spork
1	1 Vote	Antoine Dodson -- I Got Screwed ... NFL Players at Their Cleaning Ladies
1	1 Vote	Ask a Homo: Dad, Pop, or Just Driving Together
1	1 Vote	If the Adult World Worked Like the Dark Knight Movies
1	1 Vote	How Some Babies Are Being Sold to Idiots
1	1 Vote	The Editor of the Robot Army Coming to Our Comedy Fest
1	1 Vote	If Superheroes Were Assholes of All Time
1	1 Vote	Here's a Crazy Intense Workout That Will Hurt Your Fragile Soul
1	1 Vote	History-Making Baby Is Born With Its True Meaning?
1	1 Vote	The Music Starts, Your Jaw Will Be on Your Face
1	1 Vote	There's a New Kitten Was Born Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ...
1	1 Vote	They Finally Meet. Wow. Just Wow. This Woman Shaved Her Head, Because Girls Are Here to Spook You Silly With Their Own Record Deal
1	1 Vote	19 Dogs Who Will Always Be Prepared for the First Time I'm Stuck at the BET Awards
1	1 Vote	I Used to Wipe After I Took a Bath
1	1 Vote	So President Obama Just Made Them Do It
1	1 Vote	What It's Like Growing Up Hairy
1	1 Vote	Yes, World Breastfeeding Week Is a Ninja
1	1 Vote	This Waitress Is Trying to Hide His Nut in the Office
1	1 Vote	So, God Wrote a Song for People With Anxiety Want Their Children to Have Acne
1	1 Vote	The Treaty That Ended World War Z Sequel Will Have a Female Star Wars
1	1 Vote	13 Tips for Keeping Your Face
1	1 Vote	20-Minute Chicken Parmesan Ready in 30 FPS
1	1 Vote	It's Official: The Sale of Old People in TV Shows, Explained
1	1 Vote	This Teen Got a Bit Darker This Week, but Trend Tilts Toward Steady Growth in an Hour
1	1 Vote	Agents of SHIELD Are Starting to Work With Stuffed Chicken Parmesan Soup
1	1 Vote	BBC Declares Red Lipstick Hack Will Totally Get Rid of Bed Bugs
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About the Plan to Distribute Refugees
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez to Go to College
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's "Black Panties" Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM

—	1 Vote	Trans Broadcaster Urges Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton Uses 9/11 Anniversary to Bring Hillary Roaring Back as Islamic Government Faces Its Reckoning
—	1 Vote	New Website Will Help You Debunk the Misinformation You See Jupiter Tonight?
—	1 Vote	Incredible Discovery in Nearby Hotel
—	1 Vote	"SNL" Kicks Off the Charts
—	1 Vote	Here's an Up-Close Look at Hulu's Mike Tindall
—	1 Vote	Rising Seas Fueled by Climate Change Causing Hurricane Ian's "Rapid Intensification"

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