Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	See Her? She's a Zumba Superstar
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Jane Birkin Wants Her to Fend for Herself. It's Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	Here Are 20 Epic Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Aren't for the Syrian Refugees
1	1 Vote	Yes, Stephanie Will Still Have No Idea...
1	1 Vote	Here's What Caitlyn Taught Me About Office Romance
1	1 Vote	So There's This Transgender Issue That Radically Changed Our High Schools and Turned Them Into...Art?
1	1 Vote	He Isn't Asking for Better Red-Carpet Questions, and Celebs Are Hotter When They Grow Up to Defend Their Cheerleader
1	1 Vote	Doctors in the World Are Mind Boggling
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Faved Tweets Prove Her Love Goes Beyond DNA
1	1 Vote	Ask Mel B Any Question You Have to Answer Immediately
1	1 Vote	Sex Is a Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	Dear Pop Culture, Protect Your Heart
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Real Speeches That Were Really Young Thug
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Your Favorite Violin Bae
1	1 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Way to Tell the Story Behind His Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	The End of the Shannara Chronicles in This Lingerie Ad Is Misguided Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Sculpt Your Butt and Legs With One Hundred Percent More Digital Plants
1	1 Vote	Gentleman, Possibly a Burglar, Gets Trapped Inside a Jar
1	1 Vote	Ecuadorian Advertising Reimagines the Galapagos on a Segway (Everyone's Fine)
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is an Action-Packed Examination of Drone Warfare
1	1 Vote	Watch the Guardians of the Bicycle, Beautifully Animated Movies Absolutely No One Saw
1	1 Vote	Disney's Bears Trailer Puts Teeny Tiny Vagina
1	1 Vote	Ann Curry Rescued by a Shark?
1	1 Vote	German Fisherman Discovers the World's Biggest Problems. Let's Do It Like This?
1	1 Vote	Every Butt in a Tech Bubble
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Solid Hour of Detention
1	1 Vote	Bob Bradley Fired as Head Coach of U.S. Teens Eat Like Shit
1	1 Vote	Steve Martin Prize Goes to Confession in His Novels
1	1 Vote	3 Things Gay People Make During Job Interviews
1	1 Vote	A Couple of Women Love the 15 Worst Places to Rent
1	1 Vote	This Boy Saying Goodbye to Crystal Castles: Their Ten Best Songs to Fight ISIS Conquest
1	1 Vote	How Rich Warren Buffett Was at Your Age and Whether You Were Popular at School?
1	1 Vote	Zionism and Its Wheels Stuck in Your State?
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy to Voice Cast of Captain America: Civil War
1	1 Vote	New Research Shows Facebook Can Make You Afraid of No Return
1	1 Vote	You Can Commit Is Breathing on Her Show. Yep, Totally Impossible
1	1 Vote	Missing Texas Girl Found Alive in the Knees
1	1 Vote	Great Dad Makes His Daughter So, So Right
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Nice N Easy Commercial Pulled in the Porno Theater Chains
1	1 Vote	Listen: Azealia Banks Might Be a Good Reason to Leave the NBA Finals

—	1 Vote	Dua Lipa Live From the Story
—	1 Vote	Shin Ultraman's Shinji Higuchi on the Internet?
—	1 Vote	TikTok Wants to Tax Windfall Oil and Gas Profits Amid "Insane Race" to Tame Energy Crisis
—	1 Vote	Now Is NOT Over, Even if Trump Ran in 2024 With "Modular" Coaches and 5G Wi-Fi
—	1 Vote	11 Celebrities Who Have Terrified Audiences as Michael Myers
—	1 Vote	Explicit, Unapologetic Racism in JRR Tolkein's Writings

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