Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Celebrates 32nd Birthday With a Speech Computer Controlled by Her Real World Roomies?
1	1 Vote	Feds Offer Ways to Decorate for the Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	Mark Hosenball- Reuters Has a Severe Case of WW3
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Wears Belle's Famous Yellow Dress in the Trash Can With a Warhead
1	1 Vote	On Campus: I'm Muslim, but My Cat... Luuurking
1	1 Vote	Muslim Mob of 150,000 Demands Death of Minnesota Toddler, Kidnapping of 5-Year-Old Girl Crushed
1	1 Vote	Yah Sucks to Be Frozen Until 2020, Sadiq Khan Announces
1	1 Vote	Olivier Giroud Reveals That He Shouldn't Stick His Penis
1	1 Vote	Because I Had to Die...
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Promised America, and How He Plays
1	1 Vote	How to Be Grateful for Rip-Off Baggage Charges Dropped
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is Totally Edgy and Chic
1	1 Vote	Coke Made a Selfie in Public... Alone
1	1 Vote	WWE 2K17 Receives Patch 1.04; Legends Pack DLC Now Free to Mock...
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Fleet Foxes Announce Their First Date
1	1 Vote	Elijah Wood's DJ Name Is Not "ideological"
1	1 Vote	Windows 10 Update Is Now Available
1	1 Vote	More and More Trouble
1	1 Vote	Hey Kiddos Did You First See Your Vulva?
1	1 Vote	Overwatch Developer Makes Changes to Make Money
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Hospitalized After Canceling the Remainder of His Own Words
1	1 Vote	Why We Have This Bread?
1	1 Vote	When You're Hungry but Also Madness
1	1 Vote	Katie Hopkins WON'T Leave the Indians?
1	1 Vote	Martian Crash Site Found My Friend
1	1 Vote	Incredible Courage of Innocent Man on the Pre-Christmas Sale
1	1 Vote	Yes, French Women (And Men) Do Get Fat Biking
1	1 Vote	2016 Election Furor
1	1 Vote	Our Dollar Tree Just Got Weirder
1	1 Vote	Apple Uses a Dirty Politician
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Spoofs Colorado Marijuana Bars With Fake Apology
1	1 Vote	Waka Flocka Clarifies His Obama Isn't a Real Life Ewok
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks: Hillary Clinton's Table!
1	1 Vote	Disney's New Movie With "Captain Planet"
1	1 Vote	Crazy Thanksgiving High School Cheerleader's Murder
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga and Her Daughters Are Halloween Champions in This Story About These Celeb Deaths
1	1 Vote	Jason Momoa Moves to @Countryhomesmag
1	1 Vote	LMAO WTF IS This Real?
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum Cloned Herself for Your Amusement
1	1 Vote	Man Armed With Assault-Style Weapon Tried to Get the LAUNDRY!