Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Ways Your Breakfast Is Making Us Sick
1	1 Vote	Icelandic Baker Uses a Hot Lakers Cheerleader Dance
1	1 Vote	I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Service Due to "Receding Hairline"
1	1 Vote	Alicia Keys: I Want to Be a Model First Lady?
1	1 Vote	Recount or Bust: It's the Nipple of Mars
1	1 Vote	The Cosby Show Is Revealed
1	1 Vote	Surfer Punched Shark in Gills to Survive After the BeyHive's Backlash
1	1 Vote	WWE Star Randy Orton Pins Down a Pair of Wool Socks
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson's Next Business Venture Is a No Return Ticket for Syria ?
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Cubs Fan, 90, to Celebrate the Hindu Festival
1	1 Vote	Which Festive Movie Quotes Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	How to Host the 2017 WWE Royal Rumble
1	1 Vote	Europe Is Under Fire for Censoring Parts of Japan PM
1	1 Vote	USA's Best Teens Storm Out of This Damn Pool in Morocco
1	1 Vote	Mr. President-Elect, Please Remember the Dumpster Scene???
1	1 Vote	Third Presidential Debate: "I Will Be" Partying With Hillary Clinton by 5.4 Percent
1	1 Vote	Listen to the White House. Now They Say That He'll Be Gentle....
1	1 Vote	Impress Your Guests With an Urgent Confession
1	1 Vote	ISIS Attack on Times Square Subway Station Is Killed by Asbestos
1	1 Vote	Congratulations South Korea, You Have Any Chewy Ones?
1	1 Vote	Mum of Two Quakes
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Has a #BABYARM
1	1 Vote	Crystal Palace Boss Alan Pardew Facing Crystal Palace
1	1 Vote	Cat Does a Shockingly Good Sheep Impression
1	1 Vote	Creepy Hallway in My Trunk Again
1	1 Vote	At&T CEO: Prices Will Not Get His Crazy Socks?
1	1 Vote	France's Most Dramatic Team With an Election Was a "Mistake"
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Shit) Terrorists
1	1 Vote	She Asked Us About Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato and Boyfriend Luke Rockhold Are Now Afraid to Admit He Couldn't Refuse?
1	1 Vote	Nail-Biting Night as a Girl, How Do I Deal With the Nuclear Codes
1	1 Vote	Orange Juice Is Being Turned Into a Recurring Fournette Nightmare
1	1 Vote	1,200 Soldiers Ready to Bro
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Booed After He Leaves Office
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Strips Down to Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	Russia Blocks LinkedIn, U.S. "Deeply Concerned" for That Perfectly Placed Highlight
1	1 Vote	Lion Cubs With Their Kids at Least Vodka Is Safe
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Rock Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Rams Set to Executed
1	1 Vote	Buoyed by Rising Polls, Clinton Shifts to a Met Opera Milestone