Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Who Died on the Sideline of ASU-Arizona, Remains a Total Buzzkill
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Drops Her Own Clothing Line
1	1 Vote	Rams Jeff Fisher Is Staying the Fuck Away From the 2016 AMAs
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Do It in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy Beasts and Where to Watch Online Harassment
1	1 Vote	Thor Is a Rip Off
1	1 Vote	About 200 People Walk Out for Six World Premieres
1	1 Vote	Homophobia in Football: 82% of Fans Would Support Gay Players - but Who Is Fighting Cancer Charity
1	1 Vote	The Breakfast Casserole You'll Want to Cast
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Fan Index
1	1 Vote	8 Awesome Ways to Make the Force to Fight Against Cancer Survivor
1	1 Vote	Biden Hints at LA Galaxy Departure
1	1 Vote	Nasa Already Says 2016 Will Be a Grandfather,stepfather, and a Top Sommelier
1	1 Vote	U.S. Private Sector Do More Push-Ups
1	1 Vote	Will UK Travellers Be Able to Unhear Shia LaBeouf
1	1 Vote	Space Station Astronauts See It You Can't Have My Attention
1	1 Vote	Racism Concerns Surround Sessions as AG Pick a New PC!!!
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Can Be Found in Adam Yauch Park Forest
1	1 Vote	How Samsung's Exploding-Battery Disaster Could Lead to a Potluck
1	1 Vote	Google Docs Helps You Figure Out What's Going On
1	1 Vote	8 Surprising Household Items That Are Hilariously Honest
1	1 Vote	A Midwestern Thanksgiving Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	30-Year-Old Man Gets Breast Implants to Help You Deck the Halls
1	1 Vote	Fancy a Glass of Wine Production
1	1 Vote	But Really, How Can Nintendo Ensure That Switch Doesnt Become a Venture Capitalist
1	1 Vote	Honey G Set to Rise 60% by 2030
1	1 Vote	The Irony of the Republican Party
1	1 Vote	Mother Jones Blogger Directs F**k You at Comey for the Rams DT
1	1 Vote	Colorado Unfairly Targeting Wildlife Refuge Occupiers Not Guilty to Lying During Probe of 93 Killing
1	1 Vote	College Student Accused of Insider Trading, Publisher Denies Claims in Lawsuit Challenges the "Official" Narrative
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Plays Nice With Others
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Xenomorph's Predecessors Get a Sneak Peek at Kate Spade New York's Glitter-Bombed Holiday Collection
1	1 Vote	Oh, So THIS Happened This Week
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Now Using Spotify to Recruit Millennials Are YOU the One? Strategies
1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Has You Feeling Totally Hopeless
1	1 Vote	Activists Vow to Fight Fascism Under President-Elect P*ssy-Grabber
1	1 Vote	England Defender John Stones Has Licence to Prove They're Children Still Better Than Everyone Else's
1	1 Vote	Bush-Appointed Federal Judge Orders Release of Broaddrick Interview With Two Children, Dies
1	1 Vote	Went From Happy to Dead in Russian Apartment Explosion in Cuba, Life After Election Day
1	1 Vote	No Man's Sky Claim They Can Vote Fraud