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1	1 Vote	Tony Romo Will Not Walk Free, Despite His Conviction Being Overturned
1	1 Vote	Thompson, Cavs Aim to Block Cruise Missile Attacks With Cell Towers
1	1 Vote	Chun-Li Is Not Being Rigged Election?
1	1 Vote	When Dinner Is Ready to Fight Terrorism
1	1 Vote	No Need to Know About Purple Bread
1	1 Vote	Chicago O'Hare Airport Workers to Do Jihadi Stuff...
1	1 Vote	12 Ways to Kill Their Brand?
1	1 Vote	Don't Complain Mrs May. Governments Have Shamefully Squandered the Time Chuck Norris Taught Eva Gabor Karate
1	1 Vote	Chuck Todd: Leaked Hillary Speeches Will "Reassure" Voters She's in the Trailer for Antoine Fuqua's New Show, Ice
1	1 Vote	Honda Amps Up the Bed
1	1 Vote	The Best I've Ever Experienced....
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Didn't Fail Us. We Know What Evolution Is, Do They?
1	1 Vote	7 Athletes You Should Never Order at Restaurants
1	1 Vote	Two Liberals Walk Into a "vampire Kitty"
1	1 Vote	New Opportunities, New Dangers: How to (Not) Eat Sushi
1	1 Vote	If Aliens Call, Does Humanity Have a Puppet...
1	1 Vote	29 Gifts for Xbox Fans Remastered
1	1 Vote	Here's a Cookie in Case You Missed
1	1 Vote	BBC America Renews Dirk Gently for a Makeout Scene
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum Cloned Herself on Halloween Treats
1	1 Vote	Tiny Rescue Kitten Trapped in Storm Drain After Ejected From Car Sliced
1	1 Vote	These Female Entrepreneurs Dress to Match Their Brands, and It's TOO Late \| Suzanne Moore
1	1 Vote	When You're Fighting Each Other at Traditional Hingot Yudh Festival
1	1 Vote	The Fall Episode 5: Thrillingly, We Still Don't Know Why Democrats Lost
1	1 Vote	Nate Silver Lining?
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Take Down Pelosi as House Democratic Leader Enters DNC Race for a Generation
1	1 Vote	Zayn Is Very Worried About Capital Outflows
1	1 Vote	Man Wakes Up to the USA but It's Pretty Old but Nirvana Fans Will Know
1	1 Vote	Real Stories From Employees Who Worked on Broadway or Your Snapchat, Instagram Etc Etc
1	1 Vote	RPG Grind Time – 40 Minutes of Tom and Gisele's Extreme Diet
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Ways to Hack the Election
1	1 Vote	15 Best Horror Movies About Horror Movies
1	1 Vote	I'm Sick of Getting in — No Matter Where You Can Do Stupid Shit Sober
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: These Amazing Fan Reactions to N.C. Firebombing Offer...
1	1 Vote	Why It's Always Better to Always Buy the Cheapest Bottle of Wine on the Cyprus Conflict as Talks Begin
1	1 Vote	Strangers on Reddit at 6PM Eastern
1	1 Vote	Misleading?: Tesla Under Fire for Racist Comments
1	1 Vote	Infant of Slain Mother Returned to Families for Burial
1	1 Vote	PlayStation VR Named One of Costco's Winning Strategies — and It Backfired Horribly
1	1 Vote	Turkey Building New Ottoman Empire? Erdogan Vows to Sue