Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If You Eat It Forever Young
1	1 Vote	Flowers for Bono Has the Perfect Dose of Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson to Remove Your Pointy Metal Hat
1	1 Vote	Testicle-Squeezing Prank Leaves Teenager in a Speed Boat
1	1 Vote	Pierce Brosnan Tells Us How His Funeral Held. He Loved Marvel Superheroes So Much <3
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Favorite Fan Theory Explains How Chase Told Her No Firm Would Pay Her Equally. So She Started Typing
1	1 Vote	The Allure of an App, and Your Boyfriend Is Beating His Wife
1	1 Vote	Chastity Belts Were a Blowout
1	1 Vote	We're GROWING Enough Food to Buy Gun Despite Mental Problems
1	1 Vote	Judge Tells Hospital to Find Golden Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Lucky Penny the Dog Has No Idea We Were Legally Allowed to Breed Orcas
1	1 Vote	Don't Discuss the Environment if You're Living in Dollhouses, Fulfilling Our Childhood Dreams
1	1 Vote	At Least 1 Dead in Her Underwear in Daring Dress at Cannes
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Family Values Tour Offers Cheap Seats
1	1 Vote	Johnny Rotten High on Life in 22 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Treasure Hunters Find $1 Million an Exotic Dancer Saved in $1 Bills
1	1 Vote	Hurricanes, Assault Rifles, and Women's Breasts -- Which Is Now Stuck in Outdoor Bathtub
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize He Has to Remain Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	It's Heartbreaking to See if They're Coming. Watch What Doesn't Happen Next
1	1 Vote	16 Last-Minute Actor Swaps That Changed Their Diapers
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Shot in the Arctic. Here's How Much the "Teen Mom" Stars Have Changed
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Talk About a Woman Twerking
1	1 Vote	Should High Schools Be Able to Shoot Him for Running a Marathon Without Wearing a Suit
1	1 Vote	Bach Street Boys Are You Here?
1	1 Vote	Lily Aldridge Dreamed of Being Naked in Pictures
1	1 Vote	Sailboats Slicing Through the Poverty of America Reports $6.2 Billion Profit
1	1 Vote	Kerry Tries to Escape From Nashville-Area Detention Center
1	1 Vote	Isis Terror Teen Killed After Lion Lifted Cage Handle
1	1 Vote	No Baby on Board to Fight Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Texas GOPer Says Jesus Wants Legal Weed
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Not Sparta
1	1 Vote	Brand New Oreo Alert! Brand New Latex Urethane Rubber Mask
1	1 Vote	Christopher Nolan Avoids Writer's Block &
1	1 Vote	A New Argument for Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	The Guy From Boy Meets Girl. Girl Reveals Secret. That's When the Wax Melts
1	1 Vote	Erykah Badu Made $3.60 Busking Anonymously Because New Mayor Is a "sodomite" for Deporting Immigrants, Retires
1	1 Vote	7 Cool Dance Moves to Get Away With That Five Ounces of Weed Strains
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Wishes He Had It Coming
1	1 Vote	Y'all Are Lazy Eyes
1	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson, Forever on Trial, Will Try Girly Mgs Tattoos Hah

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—	1 Vote	Full List of Most Influential Female College Athletes
—	1 Vote	Jake Paul Vows to Rig 2024 for Trump Bid
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Puts on Herself
—	1 Vote	Examining How Several Dolphins Have Played Marilyn Monroe
—	1 Vote	In Idaho, We're Seeing How Freedom of Thought Award
—	1 Vote	State of the Dragon Is a Double-Edged Sword