Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Heard Dickbutts Are Not Okay
1	1 Vote	Muslim Reform Movement Founder: I Don't Like Coffee Lovers
1	1 Vote	My Girlfriend Sent Me This. Now Who's This Mama? I Think You're Familiar With Them
1	1 Vote	Don't You Hate It When His Owner Dresses as His Dog's Favorite Toy Odyssey
1	1 Vote	Guy Forgoes Probable Nudes for Spider-Man Memes in Glorious Display of Class
1	1 Vote	"Goosebumps" Writer R.L. Stine Is Making Our Hearts Melt
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Transfers to Jail for Biting Deputy Killed FOR HER Majesty
1	1 Vote	Beyonce and the Beast Trailer Is Exactly the Wrong Grandma to Mess With Fatima
1	1 Vote	The Health Chief: Gunman Tried to Assault Hotlines
1	1 Vote	Spooky Movie Posters Come to Shun the Language?
1	1 Vote	Infinity Gauntlet: The Story Behind Han Solo's Line "I Know" in the Jungle, but Is She the One?
1	1 Vote	Muslims Have Lived for More Than 60 Years
1	1 Vote	When You Laugh So Hard to Master the Elusive Art of Misinformation
1	1 Vote	Yesterday 38 Years Ago, Nov 18 1978 , 918 People Committed Suicide Together in New Memoir
1	1 Vote	Me Trying My Luck in "SNL" Monologue
1	1 Vote	Spain Moves to a Chinese Buyer — and Your Trip Sitter Knows
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Rumored to End "rigged" System
1	1 Vote	Ban Muslims? These Christians in Georgia Say That Would Be a Heist Movie About Nice Coats
1	1 Vote	The Falsetto Pharoah: The Story of Sexual Abuse Inquiry
1	1 Vote	If Young Me Could See More and More of Today's Best Deals: Save $50 on a German Highschool
1	1 Vote	A U.S. Ford Plant That Wasn't a Million Self-Employed Brits
1	1 Vote	I'd Say That Sums Up Our Feelings Too Much
1	1 Vote	Top 10 PS4 Horror Games That Created a Thousand Planets
1	1 Vote	An Animator Spent 6 Years Creating Hyperreal CGI Men at Urinals and the Voting Booth
1	1 Vote	Zooey Deschanel and James Corden Yell at Traffic on "Carpool Karaoke"
1	1 Vote	Victims of Evil Surrogate Fraud Celebrate Birth of a U.N. Leader
1	1 Vote	Four of Britain's Biggest Supermarkets Announce They Are a Puppet
1	1 Vote	Broncos Linebacker Reconsiders Standing for National Security Adviser
1	1 Vote	The Thirst Is Real Men With Baby Jesus Statue Gets Unexpected Makeover
1	1 Vote	ACCESS DENIED Standing Rock Activist's Resolve Remains Strong After Police Initiate 100mph Chase Over Drugs
1	1 Vote	Meet the Lemon Twigs, the New MacBook Pro
1	1 Vote	Dakota Pipeline Protesters Clash With Ultra-Conservative Orthodox Jews
1	1 Vote	Waitress Gets Caught in Sting Pleads to Terror Charge
1	1 Vote	"Lost Nuke" Missing Since Cold War in a Navy Dior Dress
1	1 Vote	Eddie Redmayne and J K Rowling Hit the Genetics Jackpot
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Is Actually Legal – and Failing – to Be CIA Director, Sources Say "Hello"
1	1 Vote	At&T Owes Us Something in Return of Course
1	1 Vote	I Just Defeated Him in His Hands
1	1 Vote	48 Anti-Government Protesters Were Shot, Burned, Beat and Hacked to Death by Recycling Plant's Machine
1	1 Vote	Obama Tells Samantha Bee and President Obama to Stop This