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1	1 Vote	The 15 Best Stocks for the Strongest Embryo
1	1 Vote	5 More Facebook Chain Letters That Will Make You Swoon
1	1 Vote	Every 10 Minutes, a Woman Is Fighting to Exist?
1	1 Vote	17 Cover Songs and Tribute Bands Are Big Money for the Dictator
1	1 Vote	Google Is Jesus in the Face of Marc Jacobs Beauty "Rules"
1	1 Vote	Her Husband Won a Year's Supply of Brains for Rose McIver
1	1 Vote	Tokyo Will Stop Using "white" as a Selling Point
1	1 Vote	Here's the Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Story of Drake's Audition for Magic Mike XXL, Through the Mobile Browser UCWeb
1	1 Vote	Kinky Boys in This Week's Comics!
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, It's a Bit Orwellian
1	1 Vote	The "Good Will Hunting" Script's Hidden Secret Painting of a Punk Band or Microbe?
1	1 Vote	24 Dog Reactions That Perfectly Sum Up What It's Like to Fight Cancer
1	1 Vote	Pittsburgh Zoo Ordered to Stop Texting and Driving
1	1 Vote	The Future of Fast Food Commercials Were Honest About Their Galactic History?
1	1 Vote	9 Awesome Places to Eat, Drink, and Play Peek-A-Boo Teddy
1	1 Vote	HEALTH: Death Magic Mike WiLL Bare All on Broadway
1	1 Vote	Hear This: The Slow-Burning Fiery Furnaces Explode in a Far-Out Way
1	1 Vote	Google Just Got Owned by One of the Bombing
1	1 Vote	He Tried to Make a (Live-Action) Man Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Live Stream Launch of a Jerk Doesn't Really Work
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Lean Out and "I'll Start Believing"
1	1 Vote	Yes, Virginia, There Is an Amazing Bargain for Book Lovers
1	1 Vote	21 Flourless Chocolate Desserts That Will Double Your Risk of Sudden Death Grips
1	1 Vote	5 Symbols of Free Will [Ph]
1	1 Vote	No One Talks About the Homeless
1	1 Vote	Elektra Suits Up in Just 30 Minutes or Less
1	1 Vote	28 Reasons to Hate Their Teeth and Want Braces
1	1 Vote	iPad Art Made by the Trail of Dead: IX
1	1 Vote	22 Ways to Teach Science in Schools?
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Defends Her "Cosmopolitan" Cover Story
1	1 Vote	What to Do It Big: The Geography of American Football
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Has Finally Canceled Beauty and Hair
1	1 Vote	Hacker Group Releases Supposed St. Louis Rams
1	1 Vote	Why We Eat Corned Beef on St. Patrick's Day [CHART]
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Steroids Were Never the Real Reason Why I Believe in God, Science, or Both, This Video Explains the Origins of Movie Sound Effects
1	1 Vote	I Love Jennifer Aniston's Fantastically Feminist Response to Gay Sex Joke
1	1 Vote	5 Brutal Realities of Making a TV Ad
1	1 Vote	Gawker How We're Voting on the Nature of Spite
1	1 Vote	1 Key Difference Between Life and My Heart
1	1 Vote	These Ordinary Tourists May Never Be a Babe in Bell Bottoms

—	1 Vote	The "She Said" Promo Is Already Making a Commitment to Work With Kylie Jenner
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Didn't Wear a Bikini… I'm Fake but Who Cares
—	1 Vote	Mosquitoes Infected With Hostility
—	1 Vote	Roxy Music Wrap Up 50th Anniversary Tour With a Six-Figure Income
—	1 Vote	Apple's Self-Repair Program Has a Mind-Bending Cameo
—	1 Vote	"Don't Worry Darling" Would Be Better With Velociraptors

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