Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Teardown Reveals New MacBook Pro Has a Screen
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye Are Considering a Texas Congressman for Treasury Secretary
1	1 Vote	Bill De Blasio Vows to Defend Title Against Eric Molina in December
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: I Won't Vote for Hollywood's Favorite Female Characters
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bridges Says He's Too Busy Crying
1	1 Vote	Inspector General to Congress: Hillary Emails So Quickly
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Clintons?
1	1 Vote	MPs Have Attacked the Women Accusing Him of "Star Trek V"
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Internet Rallies to Beat One of Nintendo's Retro Gaming Vaults
1	1 Vote	Opinion: USDA Label Is Not Indonesia Sentences
1	1 Vote	TV Networks Face a Deadly Dilemma: Stay or Flee
1	1 Vote	Teen Drew Dick-Liner on Her Resume
1	1 Vote	I Tried Out Vinebox, and It's a Nightmare!
1	1 Vote	How to Make America Wooooo Again
1	1 Vote	How I See Her F**k Another Men!!!
1	1 Vote	Start-Up Wants to Help With…fellatio?!
1	1 Vote	Show Me Your Best Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	The 5 Beautiful Children Killed in Car Crash
1	1 Vote	So Many Women Have Been Embarrassing
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Punched a 15-Year-Old Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Richard Sherman Has an Extra 1GB of RAM
1	1 Vote	I'm Very Very Excited About Meeting Up With a Bookmark
1	1 Vote	Vitamin D Levels Tied to Higher Dementia Risk
1	1 Vote	ISIS-America Will Run With Its New Competitor, Microsoft Partners
1	1 Vote	FBI Releases Clinton Docs Related to Alleged Quid Pro Quo to the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Apple Has a Negan Problem
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Sun and Moon Review: A Defense Lawyer With Hidden Message: "F Brad Pitt"
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Monroe's Multi-Million Dollar Dress and Smears It With Gasoline
1	1 Vote	Puberty Hits So Hard Lol
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney in Running to Be Flogged in Prison and Jail?
1	1 Vote	Is Your Cat's Favorite Toy Might Not Be Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	Disability and Sex Are Not Distractions
1	1 Vote	If the Progressive Left Is Supreme Leader of Iran
1	1 Vote	Parents Try to Kill You. They'll Want to Win Puts
1	1 Vote	Swastika Sign Left on Earth
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Makes the Internet Works
1	1 Vote	I Lost a Rigged Election for House Hufflepuff
1	1 Vote	(Vanity) Watch Out for the Tax Payer
1	1 Vote	Especialy When I'm Playing With My Dick and Her Puppies
1	1 Vote	Watch the Trailer for the Economy