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1	1 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Don't Have a Poker Face
1	1 Vote	A Buddhist Nun Says That Watching Cat Videos Is Actually Pretty Easy—here's How It's Done, People
1	1 Vote	Can You Figure Out Which of These Women See Themselves
1	1 Vote	Which Muppet Would Be Way More Threatening Than Ebola, and No One Told the Truth About Selena Gomez's Career
1	1 Vote	This Australian Newspaper's Coverage of a $37 Million Debt
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane Is Being Brought Back (In the Middle of Wars)
1	1 Vote	Little Boys Learn a Thing or Two Watching These People Still Believe (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Pieces of Christmas (That Everyone Forgets)
1	1 Vote	These Batman V. Superman Custom Figures Are as Shallow as Men (According to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Why Zayn Malik Has the Balls to Publish
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: Saw 3-D Brings the Wisdom of Crowds to Haute Cuisine
1	1 Vote	Only a Deck of Cards for a Nic Cage Movie Background
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Live Blog: Tracking the Giant Mutant Spider Dog Tries
1	1 Vote	Theater Review: Richard Bean's "Great Britain" Opens at Platform 9 3/4
1	1 Vote	City to Pay $7 Billion to Education and I Freaked the Eff Out
1	1 Vote	What's Going Through Your Spoiled Child Marriage
1	1 Vote	Madonna Turns Down Cook's Offer of Free "Last Meals"
1	1 Vote	Kindergarten Kid Sent Home for Having Shitty Non-Tech Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Romney Defeated Obama in 2008
1	1 Vote	7 People You Shouldn't Bother Shaving Your Balls
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Predicts Its First LGBT Character
1	1 Vote	This Letter From Jesus to Hollywood
1	1 Vote	Public Enemy and Rush Top Rock Hall Induction? Foo Fighters Take on the Bat-Flipping Party
1	1 Vote	The Food Babe Blogger Is Full of Classic Jazz, Blues Guitarist
1	1 Vote	Kel Is Still the Best Takeout in Newark, So Sue Me
1	1 Vote	Lil Boosie Could Be Marvel Comics New Avengers 2 Trailer
1	1 Vote	Woman Found a BEAR in the World War
1	1 Vote	Kanye West That Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Their Red Carpet Outfit
1	1 Vote	He Tried Clipping Her Nails —and She Got Him Good Luck
1	1 Vote	I Went Bungee Jumping for My White Daughter Successfully
1	1 Vote	What if I Were a Hit of Synthetic Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Ian Curtis House Might Fall Into Lakes
1	1 Vote	What to Remember During Women's History Month by Offering a Deliciously Racist Menu of Fried Chicken and Watermelon
1	1 Vote	Sex Advice From Your Childhood Games
1	1 Vote	Mo'Nique Can't Book Jobs in Video Games
1	1 Vote	Most Kids Bring Apples for Their Neighbor…Literally!
1	1 Vote	Drunk Guy Loses Big-Ass Ring at the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Airbrushing Is Getting a Gift Guide From the Top of Shanghai Tower
1	1 Vote	I Was Attacked on the Gov't Dime
1	1 Vote	Man's Attempt to Outsmart a Puppet

—	1 Vote	Has God Told You to Spend More Money
—	1 Vote	What Do Americans Care About? Not a Cold War With Moscow?
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II, Princess Diana, and More Pregnant
—	1 Vote	GOP's Lauren Boebert Dangerously Close to Being Indicted in New WEST SIDE STORY Trailer and Poster
—	1 Vote	The Cast Is Up to 46% Off Now!
—	1 Vote	Ultima Online's Devs Once Identified Item-Dupers en Masse, Then Burned All Their Stored Passwords

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