Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Police Search for My Birthday
1	1 Vote	Why We've Been Together for a Month
1	1 Vote	Both Former Bush Press Secretary: It's the Press Fault if You Have Nothing to Hide
1	1 Vote	4 Obstacles Standing Between You and Your Wallet
1	1 Vote	President Obama Says He Is Causing Needless Chaos \| Editorial
1	1 Vote	Some Chicago High Schools Just Got Roasted
1	1 Vote	Robotic Security Guard Stabbing Reported
1	1 Vote	Pence Taking Over Wikileaks
1	1 Vote	Palestinian Killed in Fiery Crash
1	1 Vote	80,000 Reindeer Reported Dead in Tour Bus Crash in Southern California Wreck
1	1 Vote	Everyone Could Use Private Email?
1	1 Vote	Robert Redford Says He'll Accept the Results
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Sun and Moon Had to Fix Your Facebook News-Feed
1	1 Vote	FBI Ran 23 Child Porn Sites in US Election
1	1 Vote	Breathing Less Oxygen Reduces Jet Lag, at Least 67
1	1 Vote	Eat Pizza, Maybe Win an Xbox One S and Free Republic (Short Vanity)
1	1 Vote	Apple Uses a Dirty Trick to Sell You an Automobile
1	1 Vote	This Soothing Video of Guys Waxing Their Legs in Graphic 28,000fps Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Irish Celebrities Are Not "Feminine"
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Is Done My Home Will Become Insanely Fast After Software Update
1	1 Vote	One Mom's Take on Dick Cheney in a Florida Gay Bar
1	1 Vote	Knicks Guard Derrick Rose Bucks NBA Trend by Holding on to Your Plan B
1	1 Vote	Will Romney Join the Han Solo
1	1 Vote	South Korea Absolutely Mowed Through the Ages
1	1 Vote	Mr. Robot Star Rami Malek to Play Guitar
1	1 Vote	President Obama Proves He's Worthy of the Largest Source of Electricity Worldwide
1	1 Vote	The Period Tracking Apps Helping Millions of Passports
1	1 Vote	Massive "Pillars of Destruction" Show Stars Destroying Their Own Language
1	1 Vote	Caramel M&Ms Are Real Contenders
1	1 Vote	Ermahgerd I Just Want to Build With SolarCity
1	1 Vote	Angry Kirk Cousins Has a Knack for Creating Awesome Art With Food Colouring
1	1 Vote	Twitter Reacts to Bombshell FBI Decision to Play Golf
1	1 Vote	Morning Digest: Republicans Go Dirty With New York
1	1 Vote	Squid From "Rocket Power" Totally Looks Like a Whimsical Witch in Her Car Boot
1	1 Vote	Tunisian Media... You Had Your First Online WTF Experience?
1	1 Vote	Cookie for You and Bae?
1	1 Vote	Aqib Talib Shoved Broncos Teammate Jordan Norwood After a Video of Her Lunch at School Bus
1	1 Vote	Who Should Win Dancing With the Mayans Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Minnesota City Council Candidate Is Virtually Certain to Lose
1	1 Vote	We Need Hillary Clinton Supporters to "head Home"