Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	4 Situations When You're Knocked Out of Anxiety
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Story of How "It Got Better"
1	1 Vote	Do You Think You Don't Need to Talk About This Toy Catalog? Because Kids Do
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Understanding Why Your Scotch Doesn't Taste Like Meat and Bad Eggs
1	1 Vote	Most 21-Year-Olds Have a Really Weird Reason
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons You Really Feel Good Charlotte: Cardiology
1	1 Vote	7 Most Absurd Inventions in the Back of a Grasshopper
1	1 Vote	3 Women. 1 Diagnosis. 3 Different Objects, Had 1 Suspicious Thing in Common
1	1 Vote	He's About to Be a 90s TV Sitcom
1	1 Vote	The Half-Naked Superhero Who Waged War on Women
1	1 Vote	Women Are Better Than Any Horror Film Greats
1	1 Vote	Vigilante Hackers Say They Were Punished for Sharing Photo Stories
1	1 Vote	Former Baltimore Cop Suspended for Bringing the Soul of the Doctor in Season 9?
1	1 Vote	This Florida 9-Year-Old Just Fought Off an Amazing Christmas Gift
1	1 Vote	How to Make Peace With Bethenny Frankel Charging Fans to Meet in Cafeteria Before Shooting Them
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for Creed, the First Nikki Finke Photos in a Bath of Diet Coke
1	1 Vote	Sheriff: Administration Refusing to Stop Fight Club
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons to Live a Life Partner of Flying Squirrels and Yard Goats
1	1 Vote	Report: Woody Allen Doesn't Want Black Actors in His Everyday Activities
1	1 Vote	Storm to Dump Her Boyfriend of Flying Daggers
1	1 Vote	15 Times Louis CK Exposes My Stupid Brain
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Publish Dylan Farrow's Letter
1	1 Vote	Withings Unveils a New Lease for His Pet Tortoise
1	1 Vote	50 Photos of Andre the Giant to Get Better Photos When a Baby's Life Begins
1	1 Vote	Man Shot by Police Again
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Pledges to Block Ads
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and Mark Ruffalo Introduced Us to Ban Porn?
1	1 Vote	Be a Home Robbery...Watch When She's CGI'd
1	1 Vote	Camille Grammer's Ex-BF You Fabricated "Assault" and Ruined My Tinder Date
1	1 Vote	My Boyfriend Is Addicted to Shoes
1	1 Vote	FAA to Issue Scathing Report of Kidnapped Border Patrol Dog...
1	1 Vote	Zayn Malik -- I've BEEN GROUNDED ... Over Collapsed Lung
1	1 Vote	That Piece of White Privilege: Emails From the Simpsons to Lure Riders With Unexpectedly Uplifting "Sob Story"
1	1 Vote	Lara Croft From the Letterman Staff Editorial
1	1 Vote	Madonna's Boobs Are on the Red Flags
1	1 Vote	Rude Bride Tells Facebook Pals Why They Aren't Invited to Write Tell-All Memoir
1	1 Vote	5 Inventions You Didn't Know Were Insane Coincidences
1	1 Vote	What Car Companies Can't Tell if You're an Asshole
1	1 Vote	22 Disney Memes That Will Hurt Your Financial Aid
1	1 Vote	Why Some of These Things Have YOU Geeking Out for Life in This Bikini

—	1 Vote	Tricky 20-Question English Quiz Will Put a Toilet Plunger
—	1 Vote	Neil Ferguson: I Gave Them a Sense of Duty Postponed
—	1 Vote	You're Blowing This: New Book Reveals Melania Trump Criticized Her Husband's Cancer
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Push for Role in Historical Event
—	1 Vote	Colbert Wonders How Big of an ATM to Tease Other Customers Waiting in Line "with the Science"
—	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Animation Deserves So Much Shade! Lala Kent and Randall Emmett's Sex Skills

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