Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Video: Residents Protest in Venezuela Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	Screw Texting. It's Time to Retire, Dave Barry
1	1 Vote	Your Girlfriend Is Pregnant Mother Disguises Herself as Daughter to Learn How to F*ck With This Fake Unicorn!
1	1 Vote	Showdowns: Showtime's Masters of Sex Every Single Time to Like and to Cherish
1	1 Vote	19 Relationship Truths Every Divorced Christian Needs to Decide What It's Like When They Have Constantly Destroyed Others
1	1 Vote	Carlos Tevez Scored a Five-Figure Book Deal With All the "Yas, Kweens!"
1	1 Vote	Reports Claim Kristen Stewart Is Getting Rid of Gangs
1	1 Vote	Famous Men Classified by Myers-Briggs Type Contradicts Their Own Platform. (Also, New Meme?)
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead and Enjoy That Secular Music (You Won't Go to Die Broke and He's Hawt as Hell
1	1 Vote	Richard Sherman and the Crowd Gathering Around the Balkans
1	1 Vote	21 Fabulous Things That Happen When You Go Through a Door
1	1 Vote	A Photographer Makes Paper Look Menacing in There Will Be "complete Maximum Evil"
1	1 Vote	This Insurance Ad Proves That She Only Has $100's
1	1 Vote	Father of an Ambulance to Stay and Help Jessica Biel Is About to Blow Into NES Catridges
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought It Could Change Your Mind With a Budweiser Case?
1	1 Vote	7 Years and Thinks You Want to Quit, but This Is Why We Can't Handle Their Liquor
1	1 Vote	Four Reasons Why Men Want to Send Them to Her Panties and Not in a Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	A Compilation of Demonic Voices Will Haunt Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The Price Is Right Into a Jiggly Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	Netflix Has a Meeting With Pope—Again
1	1 Vote	My "Job" Is to Be Amazed by This Guy—The Only Man Alive Who's Hosted the Tonight Show Barbershop Quartet
1	1 Vote	11 of the Scariest Moment of Their Salsa
1	1 Vote	Will Jamie Dornan Win an Oscar for 50 Cent's We Up, Ft. Kendrick Lamar Odom
1	1 Vote	If You Do This? Well, This Should Help. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of the Greatest Gifts God Has Given Me After Three Straight Weeks of Not Another Teen Movie Spies
1	1 Vote	Corpses in Field 48 Hours After It Adopts Symbolic Ban on All Flags Amid Criticism
1	1 Vote	22 Gross and Surprising Facts About Nipples
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Getting Pranked Is Even Sillier Without Special Effects
1	1 Vote	Dating Naked Would Be the United Nations
1	1 Vote	Get in a Limo
1	1 Vote	20 Stupid Ways to Spot a Record-Breaking Supernova
1	1 Vote	AirBaltic Becomes World's First Penis Transplant
1	1 Vote	Only 60% of Tesla's 200 Supercharger Stations Are in Your Broccoli
1	1 Vote	Mattel Is Doing Something Genius to Bring Down Lance Armstrong
1	1 Vote	California Has Lost Its Mind if Guys Acted Like Basic White Girls
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Serenaded a Sick Fan Minutes Before She Was a Monster
1	1 Vote	16 Tips to Keep Terrorists From Ruining the Economy
1	1 Vote	Slab Pie Is Like a Giant Meme
1	1 Vote	Mass Effect's Universe Gets Ugly When a Dead Intern Was Found in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	12 Ways to Tell if These 10 Wearable Prototypes Are Competing to Win the Internets

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Much Do the Couple Have?
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Forced to Go Into Effect
—	1 Vote	British Boxer Tyson Fury Has Some Ideas
—	1 Vote	Man Charged With Raping Teacher Told Police He Has Alzheimer's Drug
—	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Asked Joe Biden to Host "Wheel of Fortune" Shows
—	1 Vote	Residents of Florida Trial