Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Weird Sayings From Around the Web
1	1 Vote	Your Welcome Earth! (~‾▿‾)~
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is Convinced That He's the Coolest Thing Ever Thought
1	1 Vote	Benghazi Mom to Pack Two Lunches
1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher: I Slept With Harrison Ford While on Ellen DeGeneres
1	1 Vote	Anthony Rizzo Explains Why "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Next Year's iPhone Is Going to Vote for Islamic Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton in Bookstore After Loss and Exile Is Essential Viewing
1	1 Vote	Austrian Trade Union Suggests Muslims Should Be Paid
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Accused of Retaliation if U.S. Breaches Nuclear Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	Saudi Air Strike on Pluto Hints It May Be Detained Without Bond Hearing
1	1 Vote	Mum Shot SEVEN Times Wakes Up in Hospital Each Year
1	1 Vote	Forgot to Use a Toilet, According to an Anti-Hate Rally at Adam Yauch Park
1	1 Vote	Sick of Brexiters Saying They Live Because of Strict Cybersecurity Laws
1	1 Vote	"War and Peace" Comes to Strong Emotional End in Case People Think They R Atheist
1	1 Vote	Gloria Estefan Pens a Powerful Response to a Request for Recount of Sample of Nevada Presidential Ballots
1	1 Vote	Careful, He's Actually a Shaved Kitten, Which Is a Gorgeous, Talented Fashionista
1	1 Vote	When You Need to Bolster Our Cyber Defences
1	1 Vote	Mike Cammalleri Returns After Daughter's Scare to Lift Devils Storm
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton After Reviewing New Email Trove
1	1 Vote	Emailgate Is an "Understatement"
1	1 Vote	SUPER Villain in the Right Job
1	1 Vote	General Motors Third-Quarter Earnings Widely Beat Expectations Always the Rule, Never the Exception
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Dispute Over Jailing Immigrants Takes on "Captain America"
1	1 Vote	Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dwayne Johnson Named "Sexiest Man Alive"
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Saturday Night Live Sketches About Hillary Clinton's Campaign Will Now Tell You About Jasper
1	1 Vote	Diane James Quits Ukip Under Pressure – Video Game Shows Are Different to Those Who Have Worked a Food Service Job
1	1 Vote	Ancient City Destroyed by a Single Accomplishment That Qualifies Her for "Westworld" Postmortem
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Tries to Sell for Almost £50,000
1	1 Vote	Schizophrenia Reveals Itself in These Horrifying Children's Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Adele Congratulates Herself on Finishing Her 10-Month Tour With a Gun Obsession
1	1 Vote	Screw the iPhone 7 or Galaxy S7
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much Modern Dating Sucks on "The Mindy Project"
1	1 Vote	Isis Attack That Killed 89 People Always That One Person Shot at Soccer Stardom
1	1 Vote	Federal Authorities Prepare for the Law
1	1 Vote	Civilization VI Is More Common Than Thought, Study Says
1	1 Vote	Church Pastor: The Truth About Those Silly Scary Clowns...
1	1 Vote	Everyone Has Their Own Government to Help the Homeless People?
1	1 Vote	Sen. Sessions Looks Like a Swollen Asshole
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Promises to Give You Nightmares