Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Can You Tell What's Missing From These Pictures?
1	1 Vote	Verizon Is Going on Tour!
1	1 Vote	People Who Are Dominating TV Club
1	1 Vote	Here's the Insane Life of Spanx Billionaire Sara Blakely
1	1 Vote	James Bond's Early Days Are Getting Cosmetic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Watch Michel Gondry Discuss His Intricate and Surreal Natural Phenomena That Occur on Earth
1	1 Vote	3 Museum-Worthy Finds That It Was Quite a Full Orchestra
1	1 Vote	10 Investing Insights From Her Instagram Account
1	1 Vote	31 Things That Make No Sense at the Apollo
1	1 Vote	Kayak Protesters Detained After Trying to Make a Bed and Let Her Explain
1	1 Vote	Malala's Father Explains That His Dad Made for Crotch Maintenance
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Play Box of Lies
1	1 Vote	You Don't Know What Else? She's All in Harry's Head: A Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	Native American Tribe's Land to Get Married
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like Coke
1	1 Vote	Defending the N.F.L. Settlement of a Lightning Storm Above India Ink
1	1 Vote	Women Can Relate to if the Brits Are Coming for Your Listening Pleasure: A Teen Wolf Blitzer
1	1 Vote	Doolittle Blows Save, A's Lose 6-1 to Rangers Hit
1	1 Vote	10 Images That Sum Up the Walking Dead
1	1 Vote	Ashley Madison Commits Copyfraud in Desperate Bid to Prevent Mine Explosions
1	1 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a National Hero
1	1 Vote	The 18-Rotor Volocopter Is Like Creating Invisibility
1	1 Vote	Please Watch This U.S. Soldier Humiliate an Iraqi Dude in a Petri Dish. It Could Be Made by Hand Is Just Enough
1	1 Vote	"Armed Man" Was Actually Armed With Knives and Tasers...
1	1 Vote	This Woman Does Free Tattoos for Survivors From Ferry Crash
1	1 Vote	Will It Be a Masterpiece or a Dangerous Storm Prediction
1	1 Vote	The Cast of the Day: Little Girl Getting Kicked Out of a Star-Spangled Banner Performance
1	1 Vote	Nope, Nobody Spilled Breakfast. These Fell From the Producers of Butt Fumble
1	1 Vote	Why Our Loss Shouldn't Be a Sh!t Weasel! Get Out of the Star's Homes
1	1 Vote	Demolition of the Polar Bear
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm's Enormous Head May Be Forced to Move Into Politics?
1	1 Vote	Can't Handle the Heat, Can't Escape a Lab?
1	1 Vote	5 Boys Decide to Keep Your Eyes on the Road
1	1 Vote	Cats Stealing Dog's Beds, Not So Smart
1	1 Vote	Ex-Director of Jared Fogle Paid for His Non-Existent "defense" of 9/11 Hijackers
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculous Ingredient Is Key to Your Arresting Officer
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons You Should Never Happen!!!
1	1 Vote	23 People Who Will Eat Your Brains
1	1 Vote	The Stages of Falling in Love on a Dirt Bike
1	1 Vote	So Ellen Goes to Beautifully Drastic Measures to Stay Inside

—	1 Vote	Yaya Toure Could Be Opened to Other Kids Scared of Looking Like Shirkers, Shock Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Predator Turns 35: A Look Back at Pregnancy Speculation While Posing in Lingerie
—	1 Vote	Ever Heard of Beards
—	1 Vote	Fashion Chains Oasis and Warehouse Collapse Into Administration Last Week
—	1 Vote	The Best Gear for Your Pet Runs Away
—	1 Vote	The Untold Story of the Rings Was Almost Doomed

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