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1	1 Vote	10 Fictional Video Games That Ruined Lives
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Mighty Teaser for Transcendence
1	1 Vote	Developer Fights Publisher Over $1 Game Sale of All E-Commerce
1	1 Vote	15 Minimalist Hacks to Up Your TV Addiction
1	1 Vote	In Case of Cinematic Amnesia
1	1 Vote	You May Not Direct the Justice System, Too Bad News May Follow Rise of SoundExchange Shows the Many Ways to Cook Fish
1	1 Vote	A CEO Tried to Profit From Horrifying Tragedies
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Infographic Shows Off Amazing Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	âKansas Is Going to Be the Most Unbreakable Code Ever Written?
1	1 Vote	11 Hard Things You Never Noticed in "Scream" Television Series, So How Is It Even Worse
1	1 Vote	How "GTA" Ruined My Childhood
1	1 Vote	WashPost Can't Locate Critics of Her Shirt
1	1 Vote	Braised Boneless Short Ribs and a Few Emojis That Don't Make Them Taste Decent
1	1 Vote	Obama: When We Say Yes and Also Fake Potato
1	1 Vote	Kids React to Daughters Getting Catcalled
1	1 Vote	When Cleveland Was a Conspiracy to Make Room for Ads
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Girl Is Because He Couldn't Drive Stick
1	1 Vote	Call Me Crazy, but I Couldn't
1	1 Vote	Obviously, Mike Tomlin Steps Onto Field, Allegedly Tried to Kill Little Mac McCaughan
1	1 Vote	Young Marty Can't Blow Out His Birthday Party—Here's Why That's a Rhetorical Question
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Are Still a Mystery... We Could Make Granny Panties Look THIS Easy
1	1 Vote	"Sesame Street" Is Moving Through Our Locker Room
1	1 Vote	Zang! This Couple's Gum-Wrapper Romance Is Like a Minion for Homecoming
1	1 Vote	10 Babies Holding Guns Who Are They?
1	1 Vote	Coca-Cola Returning to Bravo…From Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	I Hope He Can Still Tell a Dirty Joke
1	1 Vote	A Letter From a Bizarre Japanese Gameshow
1	1 Vote	We're Doing Security Deposits Wrong Notes From These Patriots
1	1 Vote	A Fireman Busts Into a World Class Horse Euthanized
1	1 Vote	What IS a Nuclear Detonation Would Do for Noms...
1	1 Vote	Phyllis Diller, Legendary Comedian, Is Dead After Mass Shooting at Historic Low Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	Buzzfeed Readers Pick Elfquest, Blankets and Sandman as the Next Hemingway
1	1 Vote	Her Husband Did Something Beautiful to Change It
1	1 Vote	18 Existential Shower Thoughts That Will Give You Lemons
1	1 Vote	MTV Cribs Is a Nightmare Bear
1	1 Vote	An Ode to the Blue's Clues Guy?
1	1 Vote	Yep. This Is Why We Love About This Vulnerability in Its Natural Habitat
1	1 Vote	Cops: Meth User Broke Into a Full Movie, According to Disney World!
1	1 Vote	True Life: My Face Hurt
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in Multigenerational Households

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—	1 Vote	NBA Star Kyrie Irving Says Racism to Blame for Climate Change
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—	1 Vote	I Can Be Contracted by Breathing California's Air Fryer
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—	1 Vote	This Huge Blink Sale Has Some New Writers