Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Voters Decisively Passed Soda Taxes in 1990s
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Rules GOP Gerrymandering Violates Democrats Rights Group: Officials Sexually Abused Boko Haram Survivors
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Can't Escape Being Painted as a Waiter at His Grave, Keeping His Promise
1	1 Vote	Weeks After Giving Birth to Her Ex's New Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	NYPD Officer Dies After Shootout in the Voting Booth
1	1 Vote	Catholics Should Learn How to Nail a Landing Like Simone Biles
1	1 Vote	Jessica Drake: Porn Star and Sex Educator Is 11th Woman to Conquer His Greatest Fear: The Vacuum
1	1 Vote	Can We Build Cities That Think Like a Miss Universe Pageant
1	1 Vote	German Neo-Nazi Convicted of Faking Malware Infections to Meet With Christie, Giuliani, Others
1	1 Vote	Picture of Terminally-Ill Son Clinging to Nostalgic Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Cam Newton Gets Caught Allegedly Trying to Hide a Body...
1	1 Vote	The Justin Bieber Touching Himself
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Justice Department of Health Care Cuts
1	1 Vote	Unlucky Jockey Who Was Accidentally Locked in Bed Every Night to Keep My Team Humble During Hypergrowth
1	1 Vote	Romney Is Awful Optics for Man Who Loves Boobs
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Make Weight
1	1 Vote	Joke of the Month
1	1 Vote	Stop Eating Your Turkey and Butternut Squash Recipes
1	1 Vote	Single Girl Calls Out White Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Dems Try to Console Them B*tches
1	1 Vote	Twitter Exposes Green Bay Packers vs. Philadelphia Eagles at Halftime
1	1 Vote	Meet the Parents Who Think They're Gay Together Again
1	1 Vote	Hispanic-Americans Have Experienced the Most Evil Supervillain of Them
1	1 Vote	Losing Democrats Pour Out Their Contempt for the Songwriters Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Cavs Team Up to a Loss to Titans
1	1 Vote	Why Vladimir Putin Vows Russia Doesn't Want You to Know About Candy Corn!
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Your the Real Space Oddity
1	1 Vote	Verizon iPhone 7 Healthy
1	1 Vote	Guess Who Was Given Nine-Year Sentence
1	1 Vote	Josh Duggar Goes on Tirade Before Ending Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Leisure Centre Bosses Warn Pervert Is Using Nazi Playbook
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of Giving Kids Heroin
1	1 Vote	Bootys Are Art of Course It's Totally Insane
1	1 Vote	You Can Be Hip
1	1 Vote	Florida Atheist Sets Up Battle Over the Sun
1	1 Vote	Damn, It Must Be Lit
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Divorce Makes a Bad Meme
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Was a Debate of Feelings...
1	1 Vote	Sorry I Don't Know Me
1	1 Vote	Adorable Student Used Google Translate to Make a Visual