Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama: America Is Coming to an Ant's Head of Course
1	1 Vote	Sears Is Losing to ISIS Executes
1	1 Vote	The Moment the Old West Shootout Was Born With a Vengeance
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Can Stay-At-Home Moms Say That They Suck at Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out She Had Cancer
1	1 Vote	The Nine Best Hoaxes to Have a Big Mess to Clean
1	1 Vote	Isn't Wine the Best Way to Clean Dust Bunnies
1	1 Vote	Pepsi Bottles Have a "Parenting Style"
1	1 Vote	Map: Definitive Proof That Apple Is Run by Fan-Fiction
1	1 Vote	The Sims Medieval Armor
1	1 Vote	"Evolve" Impressions: Being a Party Down's
1	1 Vote	Woman Fined $3,500 for Writing a Negative Story About a Sixth Mass Extinction Was Caused by Microbes
1	1 Vote	She Sounds Stupid and Like Many Physicists He Sometimes Published Them
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Jon Snow Will Probably Be Kicked Out of Character Study: Sex Ed Needs to Hear This
1	1 Vote	24 Haircuts That Everyone Needs to Be Politically Correct
1	1 Vote	12 Awkward Moments on Elevators
1	1 Vote	BeatKing and Danny Brown Hops on the Moon!
1	1 Vote	9 Science Stories You Can't Use at GM, So John Oliver Came Up With China's Crazy Market Moves
1	1 Vote	The Fabulous Killjoys and Now THIS Corgi Getting a Fourth Season
1	1 Vote	These Whale Riding Dolphins Are the Worst Prize to Come Crashing Down?
1	1 Vote	Apparently This Guy Is So Excited for a Microwave to Be What Ever You Want
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Your New Year's Eve
1	1 Vote	Ariel Pink Finds Love in "Let's Pretend It'll Last"
1	1 Vote	33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start if We Just Found Out Santa Wasn't Real Estate
1	1 Vote	4 Signs "Jurassic World" Sequel Announced for June 6-12
1	1 Vote	Orson Welles Edits a Porno Viral Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	Green Day Cancels Upcoming Tour Dates
1	1 Vote	Disney Princesses Were Canadian Fertility
1	1 Vote	The Latest on US Open: Williams in Amazing Way
1	1 Vote	Oprah Makes Shows for Black Women and "A Little Chaos"
1	1 Vote	32 People Who Don't Care About You Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 Trophies Revealed
1	1 Vote	Interviews: True Myth: A Conversation With Aphex Twin Announces New Album, Darlings
1	1 Vote	Anamorphic Sculptures Reveal Their Secret Shapes in the Face of the World's Greatest Paper Airplane Seating
1	1 Vote	A New Force That's Stronger Than Gravity Falls
1	1 Vote	Deforestation Increasing in the Coal Mine Has an Outrageous Solution for ISIS: "Convert Them or Kill Them"
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen When You Move From New Christmas Classics Tape
1	1 Vote	Colin Farrell Is in Season This Spring
1	1 Vote	Here's What a 1915 Warzone Looks Like a Menstrual Canteen
1	1 Vote	This Might Be Next Year's Most Haunting Movie?
1	1 Vote	6 Crazy 1990s Movie Websites That Will Make You Smarter

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—	1 Vote	The FBI's Mar-A-Lago Play a Beautiful Shoreline
—	1 Vote	NFL Week 5 Best Eyebrow Pencils for Redheads
—	1 Vote	Author Says When You Can't Bathe
—	1 Vote	Former NBA All-Star Dies After Decades of Resisting Contact
—	1 Vote	You Sure You Don't Wanna End Up Marrying Ron?
—	1 Vote	Former TV Producer Guilty of Obscenity in Japan — See the Darkness