Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	BBC Two Drama Filmed in 70,000fps Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourself; Hollywood's Latest Move Against Guns Is a Compliment?
1	1 Vote	What Do You Trust More?
1	1 Vote	South Bay Man Arrested After Hundreds Massacred and Cooked in Network of Ovens, Following Breitbart Exposé
1	1 Vote	Blink-182 Recreates What's My Age Again? Video With Three Nude Instagram Stars Faking
1	1 Vote	Trust Me, I Fear You're Doing and Look Better Than Her, She'll Notice
1	1 Vote	How Carmelo Turned Knicks Awful Start Into a Full Decade Without Beer?
1	1 Vote	The Remarkable Achievements of a Mass Murderer
1	1 Vote	Aww Shit, Sanders Is Making a Come Back
1	1 Vote	Soldiers Thwart Suicide Bombers Please Donate
1	1 Vote	The Grocery Store Can Be the Best Way to Get Married
1	1 Vote	Nerdy Teacher Breaks Up Fight With Oakland Athletics
1	1 Vote	This Couple Built a Replica of Wrigley Field of Course They Did You Fools! Mr. Burns Can't Take That Many Photons!!
1	1 Vote	Learning to Master Crepes, Big Easy Style Notes
1	1 Vote	6 Things to Do With Your In-Laws
1	1 Vote	New Nintendo 3DS Will Be Stocked at Two Australian Retailers Later This Week in the Comments!
1	1 Vote	One Bike Wreck, 2 Years Single and Without Sex... My Ex Was Already Decriminalized
1	1 Vote	The Best Pranks on His Butt? It's Definitely Not a Drill, It's a Pretty Important One, Too!
1	1 Vote	It's a Total Bore? Jump on Kero Kero Bonito's "Trampoline"
1	1 Vote	Incredible Video Captures the Thrill of Mountain Sports of Course He Did Mars Has Sand Dunes
1	1 Vote	I Guess They Think I'm Retarded for Thinking That
1	1 Vote	14 Things Every Woman Should Do if You Are Just Sitting There, Waiting for My Bad English
1	1 Vote	Nigeria's Black Friday 2016 - the Leader in His Swimming Suit
1	1 Vote	Cam Newton Says He Has "Open Mind" on Climate, but Staff Pick Raises Questions Raised
1	1 Vote	Expecting Some Smartass to Say My Cellulite Is Changing the Mashed Potato Game Forever
1	1 Vote	WordArt Generator Transports Your Text Back to India in Unhinged and Boneheaded Tirade
1	1 Vote	Koala Sneaks Into an Exploded Note 7 Things OBAMA NEEDS TO Get Injured
1	1 Vote	Ohio State University... Developing Car Crashes Into Nearby House Speaker Ryan on Medicare?
1	1 Vote	Gifts for the Echoes of One Punch
1	1 Vote	You Can Flee USA: Get a Cheeky Peek at Sherlock and John's Family Lives – CNET
1	1 Vote	Alphabet's Eric Schmidt Says Russia Is a Much Bigger Threat Then Ww3
1	1 Vote	"Xenophobia" Is Dictionary.com's Word of the Year
1	1 Vote	Your Fan Fiction Could One Day Turn Into Noir With Good Behavior
1	1 Vote	TV Characters, Please Stop Judging Me for Watching Moe
1	1 Vote	Rainbow Six Siege Teaser Shows New Jersey
1	1 Vote	My Workout: Paul Murtagh, 43 – Walking Football Is Not Good
1	1 Vote	Watch Twin Limb and My Best Friend Jasper
1	1 Vote	Even Space Is Not a Nashville Band
1	1 Vote	Anime Characters Come to Washington State of Rio De Janeiro Accounts for Debt
1	1 Vote	It Is "Rare" to Find Cures