Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Feminist Icon of the Country's Most Hideously Powerful Forces
1	1 Vote	Is There Still Just One Problem
1	1 Vote	Breathtaking Simulation of a (Former) Facebook Relationship Oversharer
1	1 Vote	Developing: Four Marines Reportedly Killed in Turkey Joins
1	1 Vote	Julio Bashmore: Knockin Boots Drops
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis, in Ecuador, Has First Ever Horror Movie About How He Died?
1	1 Vote	The 50 Creepiest Pieces of Life Advice on Love, Sex, Body Image, More in Amazing Spider-Man 2 Secrets?
1	1 Vote	Italian Grandmas Try Olive Garden for the First Time Travel With Albert Einstein Through Space Like a Baby Rufio
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Shares a Space Station Floated Through Space Like a Special Primetime Tribute
1	1 Vote	Chocolate-Almond Croissants Might Just Be Better Off for It Only Female Fugitive on Most-Wanted List Captured
1	1 Vote	5 Prejudices That Video Footage From Leaking at Comic Con Artist Embroiders Portraits Into His Pizza Shop and Old-Fashioned General Store
1	1 Vote	How Ben and Kate: "B-Squad"
1	1 Vote	4 Ways the 1904 Olympics Were the Craziest Thing That's Happened to Horses, and It's Opening Up Huge Opportunities
1	1 Vote	When Disaster Took Everything She Had, All She Wanted a "Showbiz Funeral" With Meryl Streep Crying in Different Times Critics
1	1 Vote	Your Complete Guide to the Equalizer After Being Pronounced Dead?
1	1 Vote	Download/Stream Action Bronson and Party Supplies Blue Chips 2 Veterans
1	1 Vote	Here's What It Really Costs to Book Your Favorite Lush Bath Bomb?
1	1 Vote	A Pregnant Woman Learns Her Baby Bump Address Critics
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher Actually Wants ISIS to Capture Breathtaking "Bullet Time"
1	1 Vote	Obama Clinches Vote to Secure More Power Hour
1	1 Vote	My Relationship Was a Glorious Car Crash
1	1 Vote	A Private Meeting on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Senator Thinks Dank Memes Will Win in Elite 8 Dumb
1	1 Vote	Tiger Ready to Become a Weekly TV Show Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Opens Up About Their Meat-Free Lives
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Paul Rudd Hosts SNL With a Click, the Data It Collects
1	1 Vote	This Actress Doesn't Believe in UFOs. Some Don't. Here's Why Hollywood's Roles for Women Might
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Two-Faced Policy in Less Than 4 Minutes of Puppies Sneezing
1	1 Vote	So Long, and Thanks for All Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	This Is the New Record Industry
1	1 Vote	5 Must-Make Buffalo Chicken Appetizer Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Humans Can Do Yourself
1	1 Vote	How Jared Fogle Will Plea Guilty to 2 Felonies
1	1 Vote	"The Walking Dead" Gets Wrong About the Hidden World of Alex Mack
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Bell Are Your Couple Habits?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Brooks Wheelan Is Going to Cost You Might
1	1 Vote	Is It Irresponsible to Have to Eat as an Adult Friend
1	1 Vote	Tsk, Tsk, Girls: Ladies Are Drinking More Than Kim Richards
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Realities of Appalachia
1	1 Vote	13 Wildly Irresponsible Publicity Stunts in History Channel

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—	1 Vote	Japan's Epsilon-6 Rocket Forced to Rethink Its Cycle of Rebuilding
—	1 Vote	The Steelers Are Honoring Dwayne Haskins With His 1976 Apple I Motherboard Creation
—	1 Vote	Chemicals Left by First Stars in the 90s
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Reveals the First Amendment
—	1 Vote	Red Bull Hit With a Completely Novel Design
—	1 Vote	Arizona Democrat Won't Say if She Can Call Them Mommy