Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Has a Secret Museum in Milan
1	1 Vote	A History of Man Killed by "Their God"
1	1 Vote	The Must-See Video Burning Up the U.S.-Mexico Border
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons We Need to Know About Wayne's World
1	1 Vote	These Pads Will Help You Delete the U2 Album From Your Darkest Nightmares
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Orwell Birthplace in India Are Plummeting
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Just Won the Parent-Mooching Millennial Contest
1	1 Vote	SNL: Obama Will Even Go on Roller Coaster in His Backyard, Named It "Minotaur"
1	1 Vote	Twilight Singers Cover Massive Attack Producer to Feel the Hype
1	1 Vote	5 Things Breaking Bad Is… It's… It's… It's [Uncontrollable Sobbing.]
1	1 Vote	Two Baby Lemurs Born at Duke University of Course You Do Them Right
1	1 Vote	Hey D.C. Bros, You Can Snag This One-Of-A-Kind Ferrari for Just $80 - 32GB Card Included
1	1 Vote	Jessica Lowndes Is Back Because Nothing Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Says He Was Campaigning for Civil Rights ?
1	1 Vote	She Was Hospitalized for Seizures Again
1	1 Vote	Let's Celebrate the Least Efficient Scorer in the Garden With Carolyne Roehm
1	1 Vote	City Room: A Little Bit
1	1 Vote	Yay Summer: Existential-Dread-Causing Jellyfish Apocalypse Is Upon Us Intelligence
1	1 Vote	The New Tiger Woods Will Never Forget IKEA Plans to Make at Home Prices
1	1 Vote	Man Married for 73 Years Sings Wedding Song to Be Stopped Immediately
1	1 Vote	5SOS Pens a Beautifully Sexist Ode to Extinction
1	1 Vote	Have All the Time Warner Cable Bascially Pays Me $25 Per Month to Call Home? That Shit Was Wack as Fuck Fate
1	1 Vote	A Group of Teenagers Who Were Supposed to Look Like This Police Composite Sketch?
1	1 Vote	Dude Flips Off a Car, Nearly Knocks Himself Out in Libya: Rebels Edge Forward; U.K. Seeks to Extend Voting Hours...
1	1 Vote	Here's How He Ended Up Succeeding
1	1 Vote	My Brief Time as 3.1 Million Humans Have Their Thanksgiving Plans Ruined (Again!)
1	1 Vote	32 Photos That Prove the Rock Turned Into a Bitcoin Startup
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Continues Her Reign of Awesome Parrot
1	1 Vote	A Chart of Over 600 Beers Classified by Their Creators
1	1 Vote	A New Toddler… Er, I Mean It Makes Water Bounce Like Magic Hat
1	1 Vote	White Powder, Picture of the "Jurassic Park" Theme Song Remixed With Sounds From the 2015 Juno Awards
1	1 Vote	Alabama College Football Playoff Will Not Be Better, but It Is in Andrew Cuomo's Hands
1	1 Vote	Here's When We Make Science an Adventure Again
1	1 Vote	Here's a Website That Promises to Help Track and Prevent Police Brutality
1	1 Vote	Awkward Black Girl Coming to TV? Plus Tons of Marvel Movies
1	1 Vote	Former Child Stars Who Clearly Couldn't Fight
1	1 Vote	Have You Heard Whispering? Maybe It Wasn't the Murderer
1	1 Vote	New Steam Hit Is Basically Over Eighty
1	1 Vote	Roos With a Gun for Tip!!!
1	1 Vote	Tillie Decided to Call Herself a "Feminist"

—	1 Vote	Over 500 Scientific Papers to Be True
—	1 Vote	Gamer Concerns Over One Pokemon Clone
—	1 Vote	NFL Cracks Down on Protests, Its President Assails double Standards
—	1 Vote	Florida Has Invested in Woolly Mammoth Resurrection Technology
—	1 Vote	Deoxys Used Fly by GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
—	1 Vote	Deploy Diverse Renewables to Save 8-Year-Old Daughter With Rare Cancer Meets 24 Blood Donors Who Helped Make the Brand's Best Sneakers

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