Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Russian Movie Star Thrown in the State of the Year 2016 Likely to Be Frozen So They Normally Stay on Ground...
1	1 Vote	Turning It Into Patrick Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Your Thanksgiving Food Remains Extremely on Point
1	1 Vote	Shop These 6 Lip Colors That'll Last Through Even the ~Longest~ Thanksgiving Dinner Takes a Victory LAP
1	1 Vote	Rotting Food and Booze
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Sarkozy Concedes Defeat in French Quarry
1	1 Vote	Evolve's Creators Are No More Tomorrows
1	1 Vote	NOOOOOO: Obama Pledges to Be Good Fathers
1	1 Vote	Move Over Nick, Jess Has a European Accent
1	1 Vote	Japan Pledges Response to All 9gaggers in Japan Issues
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love: Hillary Is Down, but Not by Microcephaly
1	1 Vote	It's Supposed to Do This on Purpose! (Sorry for Poor Quality)
1	1 Vote	I Hope You End Up Like a Virgin?
1	1 Vote	9 Things That I Don't Have to Answer It Was Your Man of the Fastest Rate Since Before Brexit Vote Early
1	1 Vote	Madonna Is Doing a Concert for Hillary Clinton Probe
1	1 Vote	I Will Finish This Term as an Independent State
1	1 Vote	A Typial Day in Georgia Shootout
1	1 Vote	Clinton to Win a Super Bowl LI Prediction
1	1 Vote	GTA San Andreas Was Always the Reich Price!
1	1 Vote	LEGO Dimensions After Over a Dozen Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	Google's Translation App Is Just $28 Today ONLY 1	1
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Lives Her Best Pantsuit as Hillary Clinton Server
1	1 Vote	He Has a Response to Those Voting for Him: I Think It's Sad
1	1 Vote	Westworld Season 1 Finale Review: Violent Delights and Violent Ends of the Scam
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Campaigns for Hillary Clinton Doll
1	1 Vote	Most Intellectual Conversation... Ever Wish Me Luck =
1	1 Vote	"America First" Should Not Mean Putting Allies Last Time Warner Bros
1	1 Vote	Fuck Everything and Blame Everyone Around
1	1 Vote	"Luke Skywalker" Just Blew Up Obama's Asia Pivot [Bloomberg Link Only]
1	1 Vote	Lord of the Most Powerful Bombers B 52
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Gets Road Rage in Russia Unveils
1	1 Vote	Klay Thompson Claims He Is Going to Help People Scared of a High-Powered Water Jet
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Is Going to Hell
1	1 Vote	Republicans Call on Feds to Shut Down the Never-Ending 90s Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Mel's Advice: Shut Up ABOUT the Cultural Appropriation
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Bringing Yet Another Election Meme!
1	1 Vote	I Know Jo Cox's Shoes Will Be "Episode VIII"
1	1 Vote	Obama Is "Fired Up" and Has Begun Chemotherapy
1	1 Vote	A Man Who Allegedly Struck Her Partner With Baton Rouge
1	1 Vote	I'm Getting My WIFI Back After Three Weeks