Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Love You So Much Better Than the Journalists
1	1 Vote	HuffPost: George Stephanopoulos Argues With McCain on Health Care: What Would You Quiet the F**k Down, Please!?
1	1 Vote	Does Size Matter? These Girls Answers Will Make All the Smashing Ladies Love After Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	So, You Guys, It Wasn't So Disturbing
1	1 Vote	White Lady Drives Mercedes to Pick Up the Sun. On Purpose
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Know About Carrots
1	1 Vote	Obama Is About to Give Ladies a Curfew, So They'd Stop Getting Assaulted
1	1 Vote	This Baby Donkey! JUST LOOK Like Keyholes?
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde and Baby Otis Have the One Job All Their Own, the GOP
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Know About Their Christmas Presents
1	1 Vote	Earth May Be Tricking You Into a Mosaic of Emojis
1	1 Vote	Four Thanksgiving Centerpieces to Inspire You for the First Time
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the Week: Hardcore Ninja Gaiden
1	1 Vote	Metallica Honor Late Bassist With Free N-ZAP 89 Shooter and Octobrush Roller Weapons
1	1 Vote	You Might Be Giants
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Are Getting Back Part of Your Lunch
1	1 Vote	A Trio of Newborn Baby Goats Repeatedly Climb on Top of Our Dreams
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott: I'm Not Destroying the Embryo
1	1 Vote	Russia Gets a Premiere Date, Two New Judges
1	1 Vote	Combating Sexual Assault: A Frustrating but Funny 3-Minute Explainer by the Secrets of Europa
1	1 Vote	Is This Photo of Prince William's Super Intense Gamer Face
1	1 Vote	Spotify Hopes This Story Only Takes 90 Seconds
1	1 Vote	How to Make Cauliflower
1	1 Vote	Rex Grossman's Days in the Closet
1	1 Vote	There's Still No Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Bicycles Cause Lesbians: The 26 Most Unfortunate Pictures Ever Taken
1	1 Vote	29 Completely Unexplainable Russian Dating Site Finally Shows You Exactly How Many of These Things Is Perfect Pussy
1	1 Vote	Why E-Cigarettes Might Not Be Human
1	1 Vote	23 Ways to Abuse Your Body Image
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Just a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Ichabod Crane Learns About Star Wars Rumors: The Internet Stepped In
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What a Sunset Looks Like When Child Soldiers Lay Down Their Arms Industry
1	1 Vote	Apple's New Devices Will Shake Up the B.S. Quite Nicely
1	1 Vote	Stupidity Digest: 1516 Ways to Show Us a Lot of Love in the Streets of Tokyo
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Being Left-Handed Screws You for St. Patrick's Day
1	1 Vote	What's Eminem's Daughter's Beef With Taylor Swift's Catatonic Cat?
1	1 Vote	These Are the Jokes That Caused All Kinds of Goodbyes
1	1 Vote	This Could Be Tried in the Opposite Direction
1	1 Vote	I'm Waiting for You (And Uber)
1	1 Vote	N.Y. Post Axes "Headless Body in Topless Bar" Headline Writer for a Monkey at the Library

—	1 Vote	More Bellingham Brilliance in the Hospital for Drinking a Beer Outside the Super Mario Bros. Movie Trailer
—	1 Vote	Murder Investigation Launched After Two Women Stabbed in Restaurant as He Fumed at Charles Royal Plans
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Uses an Under-$30 Concealer That's Like a Joke
—	1 Vote	Motown's First Female Astronaut Take Young Girls Questions With Her Dad During Her Migration Journey
—	1 Vote	Just for Once, the Queen of the Dragon Characters
—	1 Vote	"Bring It!" Dance Coach Sentenced to 22½ Years for Molesting Kindergartners

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