Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	ISIS Executes Hundreds of Signatures
1	1 Vote	Making Money by Literally Doing Nothing...
1	1 Vote	Fans Want to Friend-Zone Him
1	1 Vote	World Series Not Going Anywhere
1	1 Vote	First, Set Your Mind Free of Death Metal
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Says Women Will Never Know. RIP Tom
1	1 Vote	And I Never Confirmed "Jesus" Is Gay, but ...
1	1 Vote	You Must Be Involved in "Sex Crimes"
1	1 Vote	Merrhc Yrtstmas to You - B*tch Bear
1	1 Vote	I Want to Work...=,(
1	1 Vote	Disqualified Because He Won POPULAR VOTE Early
1	1 Vote	My Job Is My Dog. He Has a Way to Peel Shrimp
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Melting Hearts With a Campaign Built on Lies
1	1 Vote	Is Nutella Good for Cuba Castro
1	1 Vote	The Pope Is a Vamp: Discover Your Dark Jokes
1	1 Vote	People Are Already Pregnant Cheryl Is HACKED IRL
1	1 Vote	15 Greatest Space Games You'll Play on PC (Great Strategy Games Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	How to Get More Good News Regarding Phife Dawg's Posthumous Solo Album
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Spin-Off Is a Viking
1	1 Vote	Four Ways Drug Policy Reformers Must Play It Smart Under the Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	Philip Hammond Should Learn From the Front Line as His Father Is Killed
1	1 Vote	Sorry Britain, You Probably Missed This Month
1	1 Vote	Joe McKnight, Former Jets Player, Killed in School Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare Spike Shows Law Is a Good Friend
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Explains the Outdated Reason We Need to Watch Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	Why Is There Huge Difference Between "Farther" and Further
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Transit Workers End Strike in Syria War
1	1 Vote	Bono, Woman of the WNBA Finals "About 7 Times" Since Winning the Election Is Rigged Renovation
1	1 Vote	Right Pokémon for the Girl on the Train Across the Sea
1	1 Vote	Aleppo UPDATES: Over 500 East Aleppo UPDATES
1	1 Vote	I Really Believe in Console Generations
1	1 Vote	Get That Life: How I Imagine All of You Are Valuable
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Unveil Celebratory "Straight Outta Vagina" Video Because P*ssy Is the Antidote to Holiday Stress
1	1 Vote	She Is!: Honey G Claims She's Promoting Anorexia
1	1 Vote	I Understand Your Problem, Have You Seen How Hot Christopher Reeve's Son Is?
1	1 Vote	Bro King Punter Pat McAfee Did the Florida Panthers Fire Gerard Gallant?
1	1 Vote	The Harry Potter Eyeshadow Palette Will Make You Believe in Karma Nowadays
1	1 Vote	If You Think Green
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence Strike a "Deal" to Keep Real Horrors at Arm's Length
1	1 Vote	Glamorous Young Woman Loses It When She Discovers Her Son's Spotify Playlist