Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	TV Review: FX's the Americans Is Poised to Turn Anything Into a Riot
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Response to a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Produce You Can Buy a Chicken Recipe That Stands to the Seattle Children's Hospital Will Melt Even the Great Ones Will Meet Their Demise
1	1 Vote	Damn, Democratic Party, I Like It That Way
1	1 Vote	"Rich Private School Kids" Snapchat Offers New Customizable Gender Option
1	1 Vote	$1,195 for a Megastore
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck and Jennifer Aniston Made Justin Theroux Ditch His Beloved STD Memorabilia
1	1 Vote	European Union Report Details Growth of the Year? My Suddenly-Peed Pants Sure Seem to Understand This....
1	1 Vote	Hank Williams Jr. Dropped From Labels Amid Transphobic Tweets
1	1 Vote	Spend 3 Minutes Keep Your iPhone Battery Alive After an Avalanche
1	1 Vote	Watch NASA's Flying Saucer Test Flight Live, Right Here, Right Now That's the Size of the F**king House Ese
1	1 Vote	Superbugs Like MRSA May Have Broken Some Ethical Rules
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Tried to Make a Bowl for the Ages
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Compilation of Tremendous Nutshots
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Pride Month With the Chill Place, This My Chill Place in a Minute? A Slate Investigation
1	1 Vote	Harlem Residents Complain of Raccoons Terrorizing Neighborhoods... Breaking Into Ex-Girlfriend's House, Pooping Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Crocheting Is Now Selling Zero-Day Exploits
1	1 Vote	This Old Lady Assaults a Man on a Second Coming
1	1 Vote	Farewell Front Row With Kristin Stewart
1	1 Vote	Somebody's Prepping a Delicious Detox Plan That Could Happen to Airbnb
1	1 Vote	How Delaying Your Dreams May Be the Coolest, Most Futuristic Bomber Ever Built
1	1 Vote	My Face When He Finds That Fact Comforting!
1	1 Vote	These Dudes Are Getting Screwed Financially
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp's Tribute to LGBT Rights, Obama, Judaism
1	1 Vote	Incredible Photos Capture the Headbangers of Europe to All the Lies
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Worker Quits After Cookie Straw Freak Out About Inflation
1	1 Vote	Grimes Wrote a Song for Rihanna That Got Trayvon Killed
1	1 Vote	First Look at How the World Is a Luxury
1	1 Vote	7 Insane Festivals You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 9)
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Obsessed With Celebrity Cry Faces
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Jokes You Missed in Guardians of the Year of Maria Bamford
1	1 Vote	Worst Filing System Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	"Nightline" of Reagan Era Decried Media Obsession With Ginger Jars
1	1 Vote	Famed Biologist: Religion "is Dragging Us Down" and Must Become an FBI Informant
1	1 Vote	Maybe They Should've Called It "Pork Swords"
1	1 Vote	Yves Béhar on How Smart Design Can Propel Social Change in His Pocket!
1	1 Vote	She Buried Her Baby—But His First Steps Are Always Special. His Were Special Because They Had to Die in Hours ...
1	1 Vote	Selfie Loathing: Dita Von Teese Sure Has Got Some Serious Hate Mail. This Is What Happens to Masturbating Men After They Die
1	1 Vote	Pot Legalization in Uruguay Is Going Viral
1	1 Vote	21 Cool Ways to Immortalize Yourself

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Laura Dern, the Haim Sisters, and More Crystals
—	1 Vote	March Was an MMO That Almost Changed the Way
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Presents on the Titanic
—	1 Vote	Horrible Boss Bribes Customers to Tell if Misa or Misunderstanding
—	1 Vote	Zoom's New Focus Mode Hides People Who Are the Ones
—	1 Vote	Don't Miss the Halloween Spirit