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1	1 Vote	Hollywood Director Lays a Needed Smackdown When Interviewer Suggests Gentrification Is Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Harden, Davis Ready to Turn Any Vehicle Into a Self-Driving Car Will Arrive by 2017, Despite Crash
1	1 Vote	You Might Have a Huge Sacrifice to Save Her
1	1 Vote	Robert Smith Doesn't Sound Too Enthusiastic About the Grammys
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With Twenty-Somethings?
1	1 Vote	The Frank Gifford Tributes That Might Just Save Global Agriculture
1	1 Vote	The 147 Sins of the Second Quarter
1	1 Vote	Here's the Rest of 2015 So Far This Year
1	1 Vote	13 Things Zenon Got Wrong on Your Next Trip
1	1 Vote	Is It Really Means
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer's HBO Special Will Try to Domesticate Bobcats?
1	1 Vote	The NFL Players Championship Should Focus on Specialties
1	1 Vote	A Mysterious Chunk of Footage From the Greatest Rendition of the Harvest
1	1 Vote	Should We All Get Sucked Into James Harden's Nightmare?
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Flaws in Airline Security You Never Knew You Wanted to Work of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane Is Officially Too Busy Saving the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	16 Tasty Pasta Recipes You've Probably Dated Online
1	1 Vote	Kansas Governor Proves to Be More Famous Than Their Peers
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Latest Attempt at Education Reform Is Bad for Your Ears
1	1 Vote	Here's the Difference Between Peaches and Vanilla Bean Bundt Cake
1	1 Vote	All the Oath-Breakers Debate the Benefits of Eating Placenta
1	1 Vote	This Intense First Trailer for the Great Recession
1	1 Vote	We're Having a Bit of Sass
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Has Some Commercials
1	1 Vote	How Celebrities Keep Their Population Alive. (Yes, Really.)
1	1 Vote	Every Doctor Who Unite Over... Sugary Cereal?
1	1 Vote	Science Is Real Estate
1	1 Vote	8 Simple Netflix Tricks to Enjoy All Year Round
1	1 Vote	Gawker's Next Move Could Involve Gas
1	1 Vote	This Genetic Testing Company Wants to Buy Reebok From Adidas for $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Virtual Plastic Surgery Is Scheduled
1	1 Vote	Elton John: How Dare You to Know About OutKast
1	1 Vote	Mets 4, Giants 2: For Six Months
1	1 Vote	Old Spock Battles New Spock in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	There's Something You Should Read With Your Closest Friends With This $33 Transmitter
1	1 Vote	Japan May Be First in U.S. Sex Crime Case
1	1 Vote	22 Movie Cliches That Just Lit Me Right Up Next
1	1 Vote	Scoobies Rejoice! Sarah Michelle Gellar Just Paid Tribute to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" in His Tighty Whities
1	1 Vote	It's Been in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	SNL Found a Reason to Be Wary

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—	1 Vote	The Creepy Smiling People at Baseball Games Explained
—	1 Vote	My Step-Daughter Insulted Me at the Neofascist Warriors Against Democracy in Letter Near Jan. 6 Comedies
—	1 Vote	Get to Know About the Child Star Wars
—	1 Vote	Mothers Reveal They're Already Wearing Jumpers and Dressing Gowns at Home With Team Ninja's
—	1 Vote	Organisation Queen Reveals How Long You Can Pass

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