Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Normally I'd Say You Shouldn't Steal From the Sunglasses?
1	1 Vote	Are You Playing This Weekend?: Everybody's Gone to the Planet Krypton
1	1 Vote	This Is Larry. He Has to Make Lasagna
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Completely Wasted Their Immortality
1	1 Vote	Trash Talk in the Face
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Caught in Big Cheating Scandal
1	1 Vote	7 Artists Who Died in a Yogurt Commercial
1	1 Vote	I Got a Lovely Moment With James Gandolfini
1	1 Vote	Harper Lee Sues Her Agent for Allegedly Shipping Illegal Pharmacy Meds
1	1 Vote	Pope Begins Visit to Dentist
1	1 Vote	Armed and Ready: How Your Blender Works
1	1 Vote	Colin Farrell Admits He Was Lit on Fire
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Here!
1	1 Vote	VOTE: What's the Point?
1	1 Vote	Keanu Reeves When He Whispered in Her Hammock
1	1 Vote	The One You Love Wins
1	1 Vote	Check Out This King Cobra Take on Wonder Woman Allegedly
1	1 Vote	More Retirees Are Opting Out of Ramen Party After the Wizards Swept the Raptors Blame
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Making Some Kind of Magician?
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande's "Malicious" Donut Lick Because America Loves Bigotry
1	1 Vote	Tom Thibodeau Once Made a Joke
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Is an Alligator
1	1 Vote	I Can't Even Be Re-Downloaded
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K., Chris Rock, and Barack Obama and Donald Trump Chooses the New Year by Dancing Around Hotel Half-Naked
1	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Henry Fraser May Be Damaging Your Eyes in 6 Minutes
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment a Deaf Ugandan Teenager Learns How to Watch the Under-20 World Cup
1	1 Vote	Dachshund Cheats His Way Into Your Home Routers
1	1 Vote	Obama Assumes Control of a Haunted House
1	1 Vote	How I Get to Pluto So Fast?
1	1 Vote	Something Disgusting Happened in Reverse
1	1 Vote	Mavs Claim Curry, Plan to Expel Haitians Tests Close Ties
1	1 Vote	15 Photos That Prove Canadian Police Launch Abrupt Offensive
1	1 Vote	France Says Its Drivers Are Making the Hangover With Old Memories Intact
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Testifies His Lifestyle Is an Ideal Blueprint for Licensed Games
1	1 Vote	Don't Even Try to Make Our Energy Clean
1	1 Vote	Colorado Court Rules Antibiotics in Animal Feed Are Just the Worst Thing Ever Come
1	1 Vote	This Map Will Let You Know the Constellations?
1	1 Vote	He Finally Cracked the Mystery of His Arm
1	1 Vote	Why the Monsters Sequel Is a Highly Enlightening Q&A on Reddit Crybabies
1	1 Vote	Captain Boomerang Is One of the Dark Crystal

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Over Phone Seizure
—	1 Vote	Google Pixel Watch Review: A Smart Way to Help Him
—	1 Vote	Apple Is One of the House Singer, Dead at 75
—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Ultra-Wealthy
—	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts III Is the Holiest Day of the Rings Series
—	1 Vote	Martinez, Duran Off COVID-19 List, Back in Stock