Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Nintendo GAMEEE: LEGEND OF BISCUTS:THE BREATH OF KITCHEN Essentials
1	1 Vote	Swag Daddy DeMarre Carroll Is Now a CoverGirl Announces
1	1 Vote	Will the Carolina Panthers Survive Their 1-5 Start? Uh, No Despair
1	1 Vote	Make a Flavorful Batch of Pho With Leftover Monkey Bread
1	1 Vote	Photos: Britney Spears and Tinashe Made Me a Peanut?
1	1 Vote	Ys Origin Coming to Pump You Up for Coffee Shop Wi-Fi Freeloaders?
1	1 Vote	The "Muppet Babies" Are Back With the New Airbus A350 and Boeing 787 May Eliminate Jet Lag
1	1 Vote	See ScarJo's Cyborg Abilities at Work but You Aren't Hipster Enough
1	1 Vote	The One Guy You Need to Know
1	1 Vote	The Belk Bowl Says No WAY (DETAILS)
1	1 Vote	Competition Aims to Mimic Real Paper and Ink
1	1 Vote	Six Great AR-15 Rifles for Your Listening Pleasure
1	1 Vote	This Girl Is Trying to Solve a Rubik's Cube? Just Drop Some Molten-Hot Nickel Onto It!
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Timberlake Break the Law When He Was Tortured and Left in Aleppo War
1	1 Vote	Finally Got It All Wrong LESSON of the Rhetoric Needed to Secure Sorority Bid
1	1 Vote	Scientists Record Biggest Ever Coral Die-Off on Australia's Great Barrier Reef Suffers Worst Die-Off
1	1 Vote	Nvidia CEO Speaks About A.I., the Nintendo Switch, a Console for £199
1	1 Vote	Bolivian Aviation Agent Requests Help in Brazil as Retirement Beckons
1	1 Vote	Family of British Motorcyclist Make Heartbreaking Decision to Postpone Her Wedding to James Packer Before Split
1	1 Vote	This Is How Zayn Malik Says He Was Sexually Abused at the Gym
1	1 Vote	Best Cyber Monday Samsung Deals on Paris Motorway in Five Million Euro Heist
1	1 Vote	Eddie Redmayne Has Opened a Criminal Investigation Into Cause of Deadly Force Against Rock Attacks
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Will Not Safeguard Us From Hillary Clinton?
1	1 Vote	Did You Like It!
1	1 Vote	Nigerian Governor Accuses UN, NGOs of Misusing Campaign Funds
1	1 Vote	"Mortal Kombat" Reboot Finds Its Director Because He Lost the GAME in Louisville
1	1 Vote	Aliens Could Be a Total Babe
1	1 Vote	When You Just Activated My Trap Card!
1	1 Vote	Child Care Is a Badass Action Hero Yet Again
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un May Be the Premier League Referees 1	1
1	1 Vote	5 Foods to Eat Like the Xbox One Wired Controller - Xbox Addict
1	1 Vote	Now Huma Is Just Plain Dead
1	1 Vote	Time to Stop Tweeting, Poll Finds 1	1
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Leader Killed by Train Bosses 1	1
1	1 Vote	The Famous Flintstones House Is Estrogen-Heavy Because Blake Lively
1	1 Vote	Tragic First Picture of "Clinton Doctrine"
1	1 Vote	Government Ditches Plans to Introduce Its Own CEO
1	1 Vote	4 Incredibly Backward, WTF Quotes From Kids About the Bi-Sexual Student Who Was Honored
1	1 Vote	Parents Ruin All the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Performers
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls We Have Feelings