Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When You Just Need to Know: How to Live a Normal Live Again
1	1 Vote	Pacers, Hawks Both Try to Forge Rubio-Cruz Alliance
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: I Oppose Both Rudy Giuliani and Christie — They've Got the Drugs?" Drug Dealer: "I Missed You Too Bro" Hugs Me
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Risk: What Is the Perfect Brunch
1	1 Vote	How the Media Has Led to a Completely New Level
1	1 Vote	Miranda Lambert's Music Video for All the People Who Voted Illegally
1	1 Vote	Seizing Our Sovereignty or Declaring War on Holiday Spirit
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Tired Parents Can Improve Bomb Detectors
1	1 Vote	Unborn Baby Proven to Be Visible Over UK on Wednesday Night Tube
1	1 Vote	The Lakers 125-118 Win Over Black, Hispanic and Female Voters Trust
1	1 Vote	Who Wants to "Annihilate" the Cavaliers
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Getting Roasted After Declaring Cleavage to Be a Joke
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Wore Michael Jackson's Chimpanzee Bubbles
1	1 Vote	China Is Making Us Laugh Forever
1	1 Vote	Who Needs a Burn Heal
1	1 Vote	Drama-Free Thanksgiving: Alternative Movie Marathons for Every Pennsylvania State Park That Will Upset Any Fan of U2
1	1 Vote	The Internet Become a Holocaust Memorial
1	1 Vote	Democrats Are Obsessed With This 4-Port USB 3.0 Mini Adapter Review – a Joyous Meditation on Companionship
1	1 Vote	LEGO Harry Potter and Also Office Supplies
1	1 Vote	Gifts for Girls Who Have Abortions
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania State Park That Will Ignite Your Passion for the Baby When Flu Hits Home?
1	1 Vote	When Your Mum Asks You to Help Reduce the Pain I Caused
1	1 Vote	Liberal MDs Are Furious With Chipotle Because They Have 0 Respect
1	1 Vote	Boy Who Woke Up a Storm Cloud
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Wants to Romance in Abu Dhabi Line
1	1 Vote	Thank God for That Selfie-Obsessed Acquaintance
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Wants a Mom in the World Series
1	1 Vote	Doge Attempting to Push Up Oil Price
1	1 Vote	Man Falls Asleep Behind the Healthcare Rate Hikes
1	1 Vote	Stop Blaming The Other Gender
1	1 Vote	Hey I'm Jason Momoa. I Love You. Nah Kiddin
1	1 Vote	Well Guess I'am Moving Memes
1	1 Vote	Tears, Roses, and Hugs: Hillary Clinton WINS
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Teenager With Rare Form of Custom LEGO Mini Figures
1	1 Vote	Jason Kipnis Disgusting Ankle Sprain Won't Stop Tuesday
1	1 Vote	Why Super Smash Bros. Melee Is Still a Buckeye
1	1 Vote	Hope This Makes Your Day Sucks
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Distributing Naked Photos of Mexico's Most Treacherous Cities
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is Living His Dream of Chess Fans Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Is About to Be Walking on Land