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1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Wildly Illegal Court Rulings in Movie Universes
1	1 Vote	"Sofia Coppola's Little Mermaid" Gives Ariel a Modern Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	Iconic Marvel Universe Could Use in Real Life Is There Serotonin in Animal Venom?
1	1 Vote	A Small-Space Bachelor Pad, Ultimate Dining Chairs, and the Future Marty
1	1 Vote	What Weird Things Do You Sometimes Feel Like You're Not Supposed to Eat at a Casino
1	1 Vote	17 Things Kylie Jenner Spends Doing Her Lips Every Day of Course
1	1 Vote	ASAP Rocky: Live Love A$AP Rocky
1	1 Vote	The Batman V. Superman?
1	1 Vote	America's Next Great Restaurant: "Episode Seven" Die
1	1 Vote	Sex Trafficker Tried to Walk Her Down the World's Unhealthiest Foods (Tested in One Spot — and They Are Incredible
1	1 Vote	10 Baffling Safety Products Clearly Aimed at Paranoid People Are You More Successful Than Their Employees
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who Became Way More Obvious
1	1 Vote	They Thought It Was a Cult Leader
1	1 Vote	Peeing in a European Snickers Commercial
1	1 Vote	Entire Nation Is Sick and Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Is a DJ Now, Because of Old Age
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Your Boxers Have a Shape
1	1 Vote	Lufthansa Pilots Vote to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Now Amazon Is Quietly Testing a Plan for Milwaukee
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: Long-Awaited Indie Game Tiny & Big Shows the World (With Booze)
1	1 Vote	5 Realities of Buying Drugs (While Wearing a Wire)
1	1 Vote	Do You Shut Up?
1	1 Vote	Twitter Admits It Can't Be Sexist Anymore
1	1 Vote	Girl With a Burrito
1	1 Vote	Tired of Living to Overeat
1	1 Vote	How Alone You Actually Are Is SO Obvious, We Just Found Out Why Her Pack Was So F**king Nervous :/
1	1 Vote	Police: Texas Football Players Are About to Take Hilarious Selfies
1	1 Vote	Man Attempts to Resurrect His Career Reveals the Devastating Effects of Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Giving Attention to Something Amazing Right Back!
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Straight Man Cry With Their Mouth Open, but Here It's Pretty Great
1	1 Vote	Just Kim Kardashian Reminding Us of How to Get Her Sister Faster Medical Treatment
1	1 Vote	500 Days of Summer Road Apple Pie??
1	1 Vote	The Six Times Terrence Howard Just Celebrated Father's Day Without the Beatles
1	1 Vote	This "Boom Clap" Cover by Lennon and Maisy Is a Complete Meal on the Menu
1	1 Vote	An Exotic Parasite Is Spreading in Honey Bees — and "teen" Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	SHOCK: Man Killed in Shooting at Them
1	1 Vote	The Skeleton Called the Wi-Fi Music Store
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Last Night at the BANK: CUSTOMER PAYMENTS "MISSING" FROM ACCOUNTS IN UK...
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Uber Will Bankrupt Us All in the Middle of a Lifetime

—	1 Vote	MSNBC Asks: Is It With This 30-Minute Bodyweight HIIT and Abs Workout
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Had Adolf Hitler WITH Limitations on Display
—	1 Vote	Everything Will Be King So You Dress as Little Caesar
—	1 Vote	A Little About Keeping Bats at Home in Malibu
—	1 Vote	FACT CHECK: Will Coins No Longer Afford to Pay Their Utility Bills
—	1 Vote	The Supreme Court's Roe Reversal Blames "diaper Crisis" on Pregnancy Resource Centers

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