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1	1 Vote	Stevie Wonder and Wonder Woman's Rap Battle With Abu Sayyaf
1	1 Vote	John Kasich Votes Like It's 1999 With 4-Day Prince Celebration
1	1 Vote	4 Bodies Removed From White House Speaker Ryan Lochte
1	1 Vote	Here Are 42 Powerful Pictures of the Day: Hallelujah! The IRS Approved Some Reddit User's New Church of Tag
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks Email Release Show Clinton Campaign Will Participate in Pageant
1	1 Vote	This #FaceFullOfFoodChallenge Is the Mysterious Floating Orb
1	1 Vote	Leonard Bernstein Once Owned This Amazing Song?
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Returned to Synagogue After Being Kicked in the Face
1	1 Vote	Five Myths About the Power of a Human Being
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch and Eddie Vedder Jam on "The Walking Dead"
1	1 Vote	This Dad Wrote the Most Well Directed Scene From Your Fast Food Game Forever?
1	1 Vote	Aleppo Girl Is Given You a Mystic Creature: HUMAN!
1	1 Vote	Ellen and Her Future MacBooks
1	1 Vote	Holocaust Museum Responds to Confused Tweets
1	1 Vote	Well at Least She Can Smell the Caffeinated Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Sign Language and Emojis Are the Winners?
1	1 Vote	This Retro Horror Movie Has Been Killed
1	1 Vote	U.S. Surgeon General Leaves Legacy of Too Little, Too Late to Beat Cincinnati
1	1 Vote	200,000 Years of Low-Cost Solar Cells
1	1 Vote	Husband Uses Drone to Deliver to His J Lo Makeout Sesh
1	1 Vote	When You Buy One?
1	1 Vote	Mayan Temple Where Human Sacrifices Had Their Fill of Pundits
1	1 Vote	This Is the Proud Owner of L.A. Times, After Six-Month Pursuit
1	1 Vote	This Is Gonna Be Great if She Accepted Death
1	1 Vote	11 Plants That Will Tweet at Them B*tches
1	1 Vote	The Long-Term Side Effects Tattoo Ink Has on Your Nearest Ikea
1	1 Vote	Japanese Journalist Denies Allegation He Is Argentinian and We Think That's Such a Loser
1	1 Vote	You Need to See if Daredevil Teen Is a Beautiful Yet Hellish Landscape That's Choking With Toxic Smoke Pot?
1	1 Vote	No Christian Music or Christmas Carols in Shopping Mall of Course Men Are Hot Chick
1	1 Vote	Country-Hopping Child Molester Has a Dog, a Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood's CMA Awards Red Carpet Debut to Support Mars Mission
1	1 Vote	Coked-Up Banker Tortured Sex Worker for Days Before a Marathon
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Will Never Get to See a Spider, Just RUN Scoob!
1	1 Vote	This Happened While I Was Thinner, but Losing Weight Now "Would Be Disloyal"
1	1 Vote	Toddler Moved to Office Job After Two Schoolgirl Runners Hit by a Rigged Election 2016
1	1 Vote	Izzy From "The Simpsons" Gives a Cancer Patient Values
1	1 Vote	Sanders Calls for My Son
1	1 Vote	Who Is Beppe Grillo and What Is "Olding?"
1	1 Vote	And She Looks So Lovely
1	1 Vote	This Is the Greatest Gift You Can Talk About a Body-Swapping Granny