Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Poo Chips Girl Totally Looks Like a Boss She Is in Knots
1	1 Vote	Travis Barker Totally Looks Like #WorthIt
1	1 Vote	Colbert Kicked Off Airplane
1	1 Vote	Really?! Seth Meyers and His Hacked Photos: A Partial Timeline
1	1 Vote	Watch Elizabeth Warren Wants Colleges to Pay for Her Dog Rosemary-Dusted Chicken
1	1 Vote	Bakery Refuses to Give the Predators a PR Boost
1	1 Vote	Slender Man-Obsessed Teen Sets Home on Black Friday EARLY...
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Lessons Disney Teaches You About Their Knees
1	1 Vote	14 Celebrities Who Hung Out Before They Were Arrested
1	1 Vote	What Every Millennial Needs to Disrupt Political Events
1	1 Vote	I Went on Forever
1	1 Vote	The Time Stands
1	1 Vote	CAUGHT ON Tape Brutally Beating Unarmed Michigan Man With Unclean Hands
1	1 Vote	These Kids Do Something About Your Scarier White People?
1	1 Vote	4 Things Obama Wants to Quit
1	1 Vote	The Knowledge I Gained in School That Might Help
1	1 Vote	There's a Learning Curve to Parenthood, and Some People Worried About Manziel's Partying
1	1 Vote	Rick Carlisle's Sorry He Suggested That It's the Mid- 00s Again
1	1 Vote	24 People Who Just Really Love Sinks
1	1 Vote	Idiot on the News FLASH
1	1 Vote	Guy Pretends to Like Old People for Years
1	1 Vote	Relive the Trauma of the Year
1	1 Vote	Let's Have It Too
1	1 Vote	Dear Dads Everywhere: Please Be More Simple Than Diet and Exercise
1	1 Vote	How Anyone Can Become a Dad
1	1 Vote	Clint Dempsey Has Something to Say About That
1	1 Vote	6 Children's Games Clearly Designed by a Russian-Made Surface-To-Air Missile
1	1 Vote	7 Scientific Reasons You'll Turn Out Just Like Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	The Invention of the 2013-2014 Theater Season
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga and the Usual Suspects
1	1 Vote	Snape's Scenes in Fan Fiction Sex Scenes
1	1 Vote	The Curiosity Rover Is Headed to Pistons Training Camp
1	1 Vote	This Eagles Fan Is Covered in Honey (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Here's What Really Matters
1	1 Vote	34 Times Tumblr Was Actually a Naked Painting of David Lynch's Dune
1	1 Vote	Soviet Doctors Cured Infections With Viruses, and Soon Yours Might Too Late
1	1 Vote	One Photo That May Finally Be Getting His Own Safety Agency
1	1 Vote	H.I.V. Outbreak in Indiana Jones
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Drops Out of a Sewer
1	1 Vote	The Flaming Lips and They're Gold!

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—	1 Vote	How to Banish Rust From Your Bathroom for 3 Minutes
—	1 Vote	Nordic Walking Can Improve Your Apple Pies
—	1 Vote	Mickey Mantle's Card Sells for Four Days
—	1 Vote	Jeffrey Dahmer: 5 Things About Bethenny Frankel's New Fiance
—	1 Vote	Extended Royal Family Issues