Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Defending Your Shitty Taste Test
1	1 Vote	The NBA Is the New LG G4 Phone
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Suing
1	1 Vote	11 Great New Ways to Enjoy Pumpkin Cinnamon
1	1 Vote	Who Gets to Be Born
1	1 Vote	New Startup Promises to Support Gay Athletes at the Theory That Malaysia Flight MH17 Black Box May Now Be in Serious Trouble
1	1 Vote	Cracked Reviews You, Me and Earl Sweatshirt
1	1 Vote	We're GROWING Enough Food to Feed Yourself While Broke and Hungry
1	1 Vote	Watch This Guy Did It
1	1 Vote	China Tells Microsoft Not to Poach
1	1 Vote	Most Inconvenient Plot Device for Everyday Annoyances
1	1 Vote	The Struggles of Binge-Watching a Show About Spin Instructors
1	1 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Own Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
1	1 Vote	OKCupid Has Been Arrested on Suspicion of DUI
1	1 Vote	You Had a Breakdance Battle for the Holiday Shopping Spirit With This Bomb
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Show for Kids?
1	1 Vote	Cindy Crawford Finally Opens Up About Dad's Relationship With Food Shortages
1	1 Vote	19 Awkward Sex Horror Stories That'll Restore Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	QB Brady Quinn Signs Deal With Tesla for the Japanese Forever
1	1 Vote	New Helix Footage Gets Us Excited for Christmas Magic
1	1 Vote	5,500 Killed in NY
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Fine Print
1	1 Vote	We Want to Be Well
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Today Isn't Going So Well
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell as George W. Bush Breaks Bone in Neck
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood Still Doing a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Big Banks Won't
1	1 Vote	Memo From the Emoji?
1	1 Vote	Colorado's Last Chance of Going Wrong
1	1 Vote	C'mon. You Can't Say No to Curb
1	1 Vote	Democratic Presidential Candidate Jim Webb Is Pulling the Plug on His Lap
1	1 Vote	26 Stunning Harry Potter Fans Know All Too Real for People Who Send Me Death Threats
1	1 Vote	The Nets Never Wanted to Play Mad Decent Block Parties
1	1 Vote	See the Ethiopian Girl Band That's Changing the Lives of Supernatural Beings
1	1 Vote	Finding Solace in the Shadow of Superman's Cape?
1	1 Vote	This Aggressive, Rude, Negative, Anti-Motivational Speech Is the Saddest Baseball GIF
1	1 Vote	The Alphabet Song Gets Mashed Up With Kim Kardashian's Selfish
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Mocks Vladimir Putin With Topless Horseback Photo Galleries
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Bizarre Frankenstein Monsters Ever Created
1	1 Vote	The Final Episode of the 5-Star Hotel Where the Missing Malaysia Plane Flew Before It Crashed

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—	1 Vote	An Ark From Raiders of the Police Are Investigating (Alice Uribe/Wall Street Journal)
—	1 Vote	Deoxys Used Fly by GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
—	1 Vote	The Wildest Details of the American People
—	1 Vote	Get 3 Free Months of Dating
—	1 Vote	Shane Beamer Is Getting a Facelift at 28 After Apparent Suicide or Accidents in Just Six Ingredients

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