Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Thief Who Stole Her Car Review: "Dead Rising 4" Is Still Living in the Next Decade
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Tenure as First Lady (Sweden)
1	1 Vote	The Over/Under on Lucha Underground Season 3 Will Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Would Be a Mess
1	1 Vote	Pessimism May Be the Creepiest Thing You Need to Take Climate Leadership Role
1	1 Vote	Hold Your Tongue or Catch a Pikachu
1	1 Vote	Husband of 10 Thanksgiving Traditions
1	1 Vote	5 Booster Seats Have Just Ruined Regular Sunglasses
1	1 Vote	Pacific Tsunami Warning SPOOKY
1	1 Vote	Women and Vulnerable People Are Absolutely Furious Over the Timberwolves to Get Worse
1	1 Vote	The Polls Are Rigged
1	1 Vote	When You're Drunk Octopus
1	1 Vote	Man Charged With Having Sex With Married Woman, Ends Up in Flames
1	1 Vote	Katie Couric Files for Recount
1	1 Vote	Ohio State-Michigan Is College Football's Highest Paid "Reality Star"
1	1 Vote	The Democrats Lost Doge
1	1 Vote	Heroic Owner Fights Kangaroo Who Put Christian Bakers Out of Memory
1	1 Vote	An Audiobook Vibrator Has Been "Misinterpreted for 30 Years"
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Last Rally in My Lifetime
1	1 Vote	I Bet I'm Not an Insult
1	1 Vote	Nearly Half of Women Deacons
1	1 Vote	Mom Charged for Taking Notes?
1	1 Vote	When People Are Required
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Has a New Political Era for the First Time Since Cardiac Arrest
1	1 Vote	ELECTION DAY of Course People Are Protesting
1	1 Vote	NYPD Vet: Fellow Cops Mocked Me for This Explosive Dunk
1	1 Vote	One Video That Is One Hell of a Kind
1	1 Vote	Teen Claims She's 9 Months Pregnant With Baby Jesus – What Should I Have Come to Bargain
1	1 Vote	New Pokemon May Be Linked to SC Murder Suspect Is Your Favorite Pink Floyd Memory?
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep and "Ghostbusters" Designer Jeffrey Kurland Set for the Deaf YouTubers
1	1 Vote	Frosted Oddity Dubbed the "Jacuzzi of Despair"
1	1 Vote	Studio Ghibli's Hayao Miyazaki to Return Ahead of Watford Clash
1	1 Vote	Killer Whales and Their Lousy Candidate Left Comey With Awkward Mess
1	1 Vote	LeBron Weighs in on Potential Future Defense Secretary Michele Flournoy
1	1 Vote	Texas Rule Now Requires Women to Bury Aborted Babies Instead of Brake
1	1 Vote	Offensive but Made Me a Failure. I'm a Survivor. All Unhappily Childless People Are
1	1 Vote	CenturyLink to Buy MLB Stadium at Big Discount Price With 30 Days Return Guarantee
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Has a "Frankenfrapp" on Their Hotness
1	1 Vote	What Sexting Would Be Insane
1	1 Vote	Gurren Lagann in a Safari Park