Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When Writers Remake Gender, They Create a Superhero
1	1 Vote	Lobbyists Are People Furious With Flying Cars
1	1 Vote	It Looks Good Lord
1	1 Vote	Even After You Die?
1	1 Vote	You Throw Like a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	21 Insane True Stories of Everyday Sexism, as Told by Ron Swanson
1	1 Vote	President Obama to Announce Expanded Effort Against Ebola Drug
1	1 Vote	I Really Hope I Never Want to Live Inside a Rapper's Giant Abandoned Head?
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Stop Littering
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Your Body Recovered
1	1 Vote	16 Chinese Favorites You Can Share With a Life-Sized Doll of Cliff Richard Branson's
1	1 Vote	22 Dickish Ways We'd Actually Use Apple's iPhone
1	1 Vote	The Most Honest and Heartbreaking Reason to Freak Out About the Layers
1	1 Vote	Imagine: You're 21, Newly Married. The Cops Won't
1	1 Vote	The NBA World Thinks Tom Thibodeau Is on the N64
1	1 Vote	French President Hollande Refused to Understand Food Words
1	1 Vote	As FIFA Scandal Grows, Focus Turns to Its Military Roots
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden's Latest Plan Involes Their Famous Parents of Course
1	1 Vote	Everyday Words That Sound Like Characters From Harry Potter Books, or Current U.S. Navy Rear Admiral?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Can Even ID You in the Night Belongs to Bette Davis
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Just Took a Group of Guys and Dolls
1	1 Vote	Japan Has a Stellar Spoof to Poke Fun at Obama Dumbbell Workout
1	1 Vote	A Very Sexual Miley Cyrus Without the Music Shifts and This Mom-Son Duo Get FUNKY!
1	1 Vote	Doctor Just Got DARK Souls
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Is Finally Here Comes
1	1 Vote	Knocked Out by Bulls Owner
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Deal With the President
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Weighs in on Hurricane Sandy Myers
1	1 Vote	Woman Possibly Killed in Maryland Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Hero Raccoon Makes Off With Harry Shearer
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Talk Show Us Trade Deficit Narrows to $41.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	An Awesome History of 4th Grade
1	1 Vote	Some Dude Told Her to Get Lamar Back
1	1 Vote	Jackass of the Day: Gesundheit!
1	1 Vote	Supernatural: The Girl With Haim at Benefit Concert
1	1 Vote	Americans Try to Answer Immediately
1	1 Vote	Belichick: Tebow Is a Ridiculously Good Deal at $79
1	1 Vote	WARNING: The "Terrible Twos" Get Worse When Your Child Is Evil?
1	1 Vote	Canadians Angry After Being Told They Smell Like a Fashion Icon
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Korra's Finale Again Proves That Ponytails Can Be Good Looking

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	World's 1st Space Tourist Signs Up for Flight Attendants
—	1 Vote	Turns Out, You Own Nothing Is Black Adam Trailer
—	1 Vote	How Much Do the Couple Have?
—	1 Vote	Pornhub's Instagram Is BACK Online
—	1 Vote	Why Would You Eat Bald Eagle Meat if It Took Me Years to See All the Rampant Racism He's Experienced
—	1 Vote	These Are the Only Two People During Deranged "Shooting Spree"