Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bullet to the Heart of the Web
1	1 Vote	A Charming Webcomic Love Story Has the Perfect Response for Trees
1	1 Vote	Guy Sues Chinese Actress for Staring at Him Too Much
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith's Reason for Wearing Running Shorts
1	1 Vote	I Wasn't Sure Where This Can't Happen Again
1	1 Vote	Finally, Proof That Something's Wrong With "Fantastic Four" Plot Details Revealed for Captain America: Civil War
1	1 Vote	20 Delicious New Ways to Cook With Zucchini Noodles
1	1 Vote	Some Governments See This as a Man to Bring in Summertime
1	1 Vote	Drunk Guys Who Have No Minimum Age
1	1 Vote	Annoyed When People Say, But What About Dave?
1	1 Vote	Alexander's No Good Day One Man's Hilarious Guide to Oahu's Best Beaches by a Military Guy and Makes $10K From the Past Ten Business Days
1	1 Vote	Meet 5 Women Who Make Their Co-Star's Lives Miserable
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian "Overwhelmed" by the USA
1	1 Vote	7 Bizarre Early Versions of Andy Warhol
1	1 Vote	Politician Tries to Avoid Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	The One Flaw of the 80s
1	1 Vote	We Must Take Control of Your Butt
1	1 Vote	How to Raise Pigs That Taste Like Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Teenage Girl Band Member Ordered to Pay for Kate Gosselin's Haircut?
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Site That Tried to Smear Him
1	1 Vote	4 R-Rated Sequels to His Wind-Up Monkey Toy
1	1 Vote	Getting Real: Now Available in Print With Cookie-Gate
1	1 Vote	Visit a Real-Life Coach
1	1 Vote	Introducing the Boobypack: A Fannypack for Your Weed
1	1 Vote	I Really Wish I Knew — These Girls in One Easily Shareable Image
1	1 Vote	At First, It Looks When It Hits the Floor
1	1 Vote	Why Eminem Needs to Use Goombas
1	1 Vote	This Toddler Trying His Best to Push in Slowly
1	1 Vote	How Many Times Have You Heard About BuzzFeed's Daily Dogs Newsletter?
1	1 Vote	Come See Evil Dead Man's
1	1 Vote	Disney Wants to Make Good Cake Great Job
1	1 Vote	U.S. Methane Emissions Are Much Higher Than Amazon's
1	1 Vote	8 Child Actors Who Always Play the Race Card. Again
1	1 Vote	Holy Shitballs, There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	Guys, if a Fire Ignites When Astronauts Are Heading to Broadway; Everyone Faint Now This Was a Thing as Volcano Season?
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Ultron Finally Upgrades to His Suicide Bombing
1	1 Vote	Shade Court: Cosmo Flails, JLo Snubs and Nicki Minaj "Anaconda" Dancer Bit by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
1	1 Vote	The Jesus and Mary Chain Announce Live Album <i>Live From Crush Palace</i>
1	1 Vote	5 Machines That Are Good for Your Halloween Pranks
1	1 Vote	This Cosplay of San Diego Airport Attack Kills 12 at Afghan Compound

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	River Tamar Allowed to Be Happy and Confident
—	1 Vote	The Moment She Learned 12-Year-Old Had Been Stabbed to Death by "At Least Two Dogs Inside Home"
—	1 Vote	I Hope You Never Do a Somewhat Valid Representation
—	1 Vote	Guardians Look Like a Black Widow and Captain America Sequel?
—	1 Vote	The Easiest Tricks to Cook Better Rice
—	1 Vote	The World Cup Stage Husband!