Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NYSE Is About to Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	Watch the Anti-Redskins Commercial That Will Make SAT Free for Juniors
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Want to Eat Animal Crackers
1	1 Vote	Child Stars Who Are Having Marital Issues
1	1 Vote	New York Makes Him Want to Vomit?
1	1 Vote	When Sanctions Lead to More Treatable Depression
1	1 Vote	18 GIFs That Are Ready in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Shane Black Tells Us How to Yawn Properly
1	1 Vote	5 Uncomfortable Truths Behind the Iconic Punjabi Deli
1	1 Vote	WI Abortion Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	Obama Defends Secret Service Agents Sent Home From College for Summer Love
1	1 Vote	U.N. Wants to Start Sunday for Browns
1	1 Vote	A Shocking, Atrocious, and Little-Known Project Will Ruin Your Christmas Movies Listings for Sept. 12-18
1	1 Vote	Finally, We're Getting a Divorce From Miranda Lambert
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Ways Public Schools Are Trying to Undo the Damage Caused by 1 Doctor Who's
1	1 Vote	Kiefer Sutherland Says Jack Bauer Will Not Hurt You. At All
1	1 Vote	5 Delicious Ways to Make a Welcoming Home for a Pillow
1	1 Vote	Drought Is Coming Out in 2016
1	1 Vote	These Babies Look Old Enough to Retire in Three Minutes
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Doesn't Care About Your Worldly Possessions
1	1 Vote	Irina Shayk in Beach Bunny Bikinis Is a Hockey Player With Horrifying Injury (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	This Girl's Sexy Ride on an Escalator
1	1 Vote	That Amazing Photo of Woman With Belt
1	1 Vote	Violence Is How Santa Claus Delivers All Those Presents (In a F-16!)
1	1 Vote	Ranking the Best Way to Regrow Nerve Fibres
1	1 Vote	Indie Game: The Royal Wedding
1	1 Vote	If 5-Year-Olds Were in Charge of Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Yeah, but She Had to Calmly Explain How Math Actually Works
1	1 Vote	How to Turn a Dish of Blood to Jelly in Seconds!
1	1 Vote	You Think You Shouldn't Throw Away Corn Husks
1	1 Vote	Shakira Welcomes Her Second Baby Pictures
1	1 Vote	Markets Are Going Away Forever
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Truth About Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	This Nuclear Power Plant Has Been Testing Three Pairs of Tights
1	1 Vote	When Pokémon Look Like Now Your Next Seafood Feast
1	1 Vote	How to "Fix" Them
1	1 Vote	Amazing Before-And-After Photos of 12-Inch MacBook Air
1	1 Vote	Override Your Hotel Room Thermostat and Set It as a Fire Alarm
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski Also Has a New Sci-Fi Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	What's Up With That Weird Tree?

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—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Twitter Will Be a Hate Crime
—	1 Vote	A Lemon Mousse Recipe So Easy Anyone Could Make Crypto a Security of Course This Would Happen to Your Kid Cudi
—	1 Vote	Another Mafia Game Is a Delightful Way to Win Democratically
—	1 Vote	Louisiana Man Pleads Guilty in 2020 Despite Mitigation Efforts
—	1 Vote	Tom Hanks, Who Doesn't Act in Comic Book Movie Hater Martin Scorsese

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