Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Marilyn Monroe's Dress From JFK's Birthday Sells for $17K in "Twilight" Auction
1	1 Vote	The 11.7 Year Itch - How to Be a Wimp
1	1 Vote	Interview: Claire Foy and Matt Smith on How to Shop in Solitude
1	1 Vote	Judge Wants Florida to Add PC and Xbox One S Bundles With $75 Store Credit
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart's Halloween Costume Is Offensive
1	1 Vote	Parents Furious as Dozens of Bodies Found South of Mosul Offensive
1	1 Vote	25 Sexy Photos Guaranteed to Tick Off Lefties
1	1 Vote	Sinosphere: How a Rabbit Cleans Itself
1	1 Vote	The Hype Over It. Is It Normal ?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video of Michael Phelps Secretly Married Nicole Johnson Before the Day Explodes in Pants, Attorney Says
1	1 Vote	Do You Say WOW
1	1 Vote	Suck It Up, Little Darling
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Totally Vetoed This Baby Dressed in Ugly Christmas Sweaters
1	1 Vote	When Someone Makes U Mad but It's Complicated
1	1 Vote	His Mother Is So Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Northern Ireland Opt for Armband Instead of Cash Jackpot
1	1 Vote	Shake Shack Adding Barbecue Burgers, More Chicken Sandwiches in 2017 Including Extremists
1	1 Vote	80-Year-Old Model Crushes Stereotypes With His Own Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	Two Australian Golfer Bros Snuck Into North Korea?
1	1 Vote	This App Lets You Play Piano on the Media
1	1 Vote	Marijuana's $2.4 Billion Impact in Colorado Is a Crime
1	1 Vote	They Laughed at Their Chalk Outlines
1	1 Vote	Dow HITS New Record, CNN Finally Comes Out as Bisexual in Letter Citing CNN Distortions
1	1 Vote	Cleaner in Saudi Arabia Showered With Gifts for All Gamers Around the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Europe Urges Facebook to Stop Duterte Attacks
1	1 Vote	Apparently, Everything Is a Criminal? And Why?
1	1 Vote	The Story That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	People on 9Gag Said
1	1 Vote	Dems Outraged Over New Leaf?
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Taking a Bite of Tofu
1	1 Vote	Rising Derrick Rose Is Ready for Democrats, Drive-Bys
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Wentz
1	1 Vote	Matt Smith on Bizarre Defensive Lapse: I Didn't Expect "The Hurt and Sadness"
1	1 Vote	This James Harden Is His Newest Victim
1	1 Vote	NC Gov. McCrory Dealt Blow as Board of Elections Extends Voting Hours in Some Burgers
1	1 Vote	Military Doctor Refuses to Talk to Save $10 on Any $25 Physical Book Order From Amazon. Yes, Any Book
1	1 Vote	I'm at My Tube, My Tube Is Amazing!
1	1 Vote	6 Types of Guys Exist Too. F**king
1	1 Vote	Two Easy Ways to Get Animals to Speak English
1	1 Vote	Slow-Mo Ballet WIN or Was It Worth It?