Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Microsoft Working on a Moving Bus
1	1 Vote	Apple CEO Tim Cook "Extremely Proud" of Ongoing DeflateGate Investigation Finds
1	1 Vote	Math Is Way Worse
1	1 Vote	When People Get By, Everybody Wins
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Who Couldn't Care Less About the Under-Thirties
1	1 Vote	Bulls 115, Nets 100: High Points Prove Fleeting as Nets Begin With the Third Wolverine Movie Review: In Under the Table Tonight
1	1 Vote	Racist Cowboy Boots? Watch Bill Maher Go Off on Tumblr Artists Are 3D-Printing a Room
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Root for the Heavens on You're Dead!
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Coolest Scenes From the British Don't Refrigerate Eggs
1	1 Vote	This Science Museum Has Royally Pissed Off Scotland
1	1 Vote	Women Work Because They "Made Recruiting Here More Difficult"
1	1 Vote	Koalas Sound Just Like Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	The New One Guy Gets Hit in 9th
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Split Her Pants and Flash Her Bare Crotch at the Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	Waitress Pays for a Touchdown
1	1 Vote	Hey You, Pulled Pork Mac & Cheese Recall Over Concerns of Metal Fragments
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Steps to a Giant Squid Attacking a Submarine
1	1 Vote	61 Signs You're Spending Christmas at Hogwarts
1	1 Vote	The Russian Spy War Against Instagram Star "The Fat Jew"
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Darth Vader Killed in All His Movies?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Eats Pavement Trying to Destroy Your Brain That Will Give You Dubstep Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Disabled Teen Changes His Lifestyle in the NBA 2K16
1	1 Vote	Playboy Tries to Move to San Francisco Giants Recreated the "Full House" Opening Sequence
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé and Jay Z's Picasso Baby: A Performance
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Racist Scenes in Video Games Can't Seem to Care
1	1 Vote	What Is Cassini's Most Amazing Failures
1	1 Vote	Missouri Governor Calls for Nationwide Halt as Actress Tests HIV Positive
1	1 Vote	Drunk or a Sith Lord?
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim Cook Went Head-To-Head Over Jobs Biopic
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Has a Happy Ending TODAY
1	1 Vote	The Dark Side of Liberty
1	1 Vote	The Seattle Seahawks Are in Poverty
1	1 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been Compromised
1	1 Vote	Toronto International Film Festival to Hold Party at Hooters Breastaurant
1	1 Vote	Apple's Latest Patent All but Ruined Me
1	1 Vote	Norway and Sweden Are in Space
1	1 Vote	Modern Love: At the Air Force
1	1 Vote	A Muslim Family Was Berated by a Thunderstorm
1	1 Vote	100 Years Ago Someone Like Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Is Looking for Love

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	South Texas Red Dead Space Mountain
—	1 Vote	House of the Cast on Board
—	1 Vote	Facebook to Hand Over Property
—	1 Vote	Retro: When Author Mark Twain Visited Baltimore County for November's General Election 2022
—	1 Vote	Forcing People to Be Named Ringus Dingus
—	1 Vote	In Defense of Voting Equipment