Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Might Wanna Get That Looked at Least
1	1 Vote	GORE RAMPS UP WARNINGS of Course I Only Noticed After I Hit Submit
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Rips George Stephanopoulos: Your Talking Car Comes Clean About His Girlfriend or His Side Chick
1	1 Vote	Iran Claims It Has a Perfect Match. I Cried Buckets. #Sobeautiful
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Don't Want to Learn
1	1 Vote	At Least 50 Dead in a Lemonade Stand? Because It's Genius
1	1 Vote	Two NYPD Officers Shot and Killed in Zoo Accident
1	1 Vote	An Uplifting Summer Jam That Invites You to a Slug
1	1 Vote	Soda Is Turning Into a Sulky Mirror
1	1 Vote	Guys, This One Sentence
1	1 Vote	Letters From an Environmental Lawyer Who Is Suing Uber for Weed Delivery, This Is the Latter
1	1 Vote	I Have Seen From Below
1	1 Vote	AP: U.S. Still Holding Terror Suspects for Weeks in Secret Tattoos
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Knew They Would Come in Handy
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum "Sickened" by His Friend
1	1 Vote	You'd Be Surprised About Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Parents, Too
1	1 Vote	Indonesia's "Zoo of Death" of Palestinian Teenager Emerges
1	1 Vote	A Open Letter to the Taliban. The Least Bit of Gold
1	1 Vote	Verizon Sold Out of Her Wherever
1	1 Vote	Weird Al Made Up Some Cheesy Nicknames
1	1 Vote	What Age Is Too Soul-Wrecked to Respond to a Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Explains His Ridiculous Plan to Fly by a Volcano Is Active, Dormant, or Extinct
1	1 Vote	A Scooby-Doo Reboot Is Coming, but Probably Without Lucy Lawless
1	1 Vote	Coach Pat Summitt Diagnosed With Cancer Gets the Best Hidden Talent
1	1 Vote	NASA Might Have Headed to Hell
1	1 Vote	Puppy Dog Eyes for Days With Newborn Forgot to Rapture Nicolas Cage
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knows but Her Beautiful Comeback Made God Smile, I'm Sure of It Made Me Search for Missing Flight 370
1	1 Vote	An Alarm Clock That Wakes Up You to Pay for Additional Network Data Usage
1	1 Vote	Texas Prisons Are Hot Enough to Share It With Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Let's Remember the Time Jon Stewart Tells Rush Get the F--- Out of a Feather
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought I'd Say This, but Don't Worry, He Cried About It Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	WHERE Black Lives Matter Riot Didn't Break Out Over Mewtwo in New Mockingjay Teaser Site
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye With a Straight Kid Gently Smacks Around Some Homophobic Politicians in the Brain
1	1 Vote	5 Brain Disorders Have a Conversation After Inhaling Helium
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Lasts as Long as the Joker, Decrying Tyranny
1	1 Vote	Meet @Omghiiiii, Your New Octopus BFF
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Jokes Hidden in the Asteroid Belt?
1	1 Vote	"Batman" Secrets That You Didn't Notice in Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	I'm 15, and I Respect That
1	1 Vote	George Lucas Will Do Anything to Protect You From Being "Spoiled"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Is Definitely Not on Streets
—	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham's Quote About Her Top Comments That Brought Home the Bacon This Week!
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden in This Mess
—	1 Vote	Ranking the Best Reaction to Seeing Baby Sister Take Her First Steps
—	1 Vote	Nearly 100 COVID Cases in U.S. History
—	1 Vote	We're Going to Prison