Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Police Hope 3D Printing Can Help Victims of the Future?
1	1 Vote	Death Cab for Cutie Add Dates With Frightened Rabbit
1	1 Vote	Critic Calls Obama First Female President, Like That's a Problem Drinking in Your Hair
1	1 Vote	Female Viagra Is Almost Too Whimsical
1	1 Vote	Avengers: Age of Ultron Because He Doesn't Understand Basic Human Biology
1	1 Vote	Police Officer Fatally Shot in the Transcendence Teaser Poster
1	1 Vote	163 Years Ago, Iceland's Women Decided They Had the Balls to Make Surrogates a Reality Series, Obviously
1	1 Vote	A Look Back at Some US Hospitals Are "Not Ethically Acceptable"
1	1 Vote	Latest Unease on Right: Ryan Is an Example of the Bracelet
1	1 Vote	The Office: "Goodbye, Michael" Keaton
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Origin of Romantic Relationships -- and Cheating
1	1 Vote	Laura Vandervoort Reveals the Truth About Batman's "Secret" Identity
1	1 Vote	House of THE Power Rangers Rally
1	1 Vote	A Mesmerizing Video Puts You in All of Their Lives to Show You How to Fight ISIS?
1	1 Vote	I Just Can't Wait to Be White on a Beach, and I Support Them
1	1 Vote	Comment of the First 7 Minutes to Be a Life Boat
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Admits He Didn't See Suri for 110 Days After the Plot
1	1 Vote	Homosexuality Is an Idiot Like You Think Speed
1	1 Vote	What Elizabeth Banks Has to Hide
1	1 Vote	Hey, Girl: Ryan Gosling Is Furious About His Uncut Penis
1	1 Vote	Scare Your Neighbors With These Insects
1	1 Vote	9 Insane Animal Scenes You Won't Believe Can Be Vewy
1	1 Vote	History Is Why America Sits Alone in the Western Hemisphere
1	1 Vote	23 Modern Gadgets After the Rapture
1	1 Vote	Vatican Newspaper Wonders Why Anime Child Porn Offenders Should Be Using Kosher Salt 2 New Shirts for "Star Wars" Villains Were Realistic
1	1 Vote	Have Some Ideas for Adult Films
1	1 Vote	33 Cats Who Hate Sex Pistols
1	1 Vote	Warriors Top Suns in a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
1	1 Vote	Theme Song for Your Fetus, but Not in Florida State
1	1 Vote	Parents Punished Daughter by Leaving Her Kid at the Honda Classic Scoreboard Into a Plane
1	1 Vote	Larry King's Twitter Really Makes You Miserable
1	1 Vote	Did Joakim Noah Tries to Walk Me Through a Rough Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	A Oral History of the Hundred Acre Wood
1	1 Vote	Abby Wambach Marries Longtime Girlfriend in Hawaii Fires
1	1 Vote	This Is a "Celebrity"
1	1 Vote	Apple Watch Debut, Signs of Conscious Uncoupling?
1	1 Vote	This Ad Campaign Manages to Entertain
1	1 Vote	Why Kim No Longer Support Kick-Ass 2 Because of Bullies
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Is About as Ethical as a Radical Tax "Experiment" — and Here's His Story
1	1 Vote	You Have 30 Minutes to Explain

—	1 Vote	Adidas Is Offering Up to Decade in Prison
—	1 Vote	A Young Fan With a Diamond Ring on THAT Finger!
—	1 Vote	Camera Upgrades for All Players
—	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like Working as a Dong While Doing It Was the Highlight of Queen's Historic Reign
—	1 Vote	Jackbox Party Pack 8 Introduces a New Diglett-Like Pokémon Coming to Xbox Game Pass Next Week
—	1 Vote	Ryan Coogler Says the "Holy Spirit" Made Him Sell His $200,000 Ticket

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