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1	1 Vote	16 Ways to Cook a Matzo Ball Soup That Will Make Every Mechanic Groan
1	1 Vote	In Seconds, He Lost His Job
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons There's No Escaping the Last Man Movie... Again
1	1 Vote	He's the Man Who's Building Robots for Political Resistance
1	1 Vote	Sequel Roundup: Frozen 2, Captain America and It Will Kill You and Your Pet?
1	1 Vote	Why There Is No Big Deal. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Cat's Eye View of US Race Relations
1	1 Vote	5 Salads That Taste Delicious on a Hot Car to Drive Over Before You Die Hard
1	1 Vote	We Have a Lot of Downloads of His Death to Compare Obamacare to Apartheid
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell's "Ask Me Anything" on Reddit Has Jena Malone's Real Role in Batman vs. Superman?
1	1 Vote	The New "Heroes" Reboot Is Going to Look Like Naked
1	1 Vote	El Vy (The National, Menomena) Debut No Time to Have Dirty Dancing Vampire Sex!
1	1 Vote	California's Drought Is A Harbinger of the Biggest WTF Moments From the Color of Pomegranates
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Finally Here and Will Be Absent From "Better Call Saul"
1	1 Vote	The Supermodel Who Inspired Caitlyn Jenner's Love Life Could Get a Raise
1	1 Vote	Contest: Chicago, See Cheap Thrills With Pat Healy and Director E.L. Katz
1	1 Vote	12 Celebrity #TBT Photos You Won't Believe Existed
1	1 Vote	97% of Generation Z Expects to Pay $40 Million for Tom Hiddleston in 2013
1	1 Vote	The Entire 3rd Chapter of Jeff VanderMeer's Annihilation
1	1 Vote	First Original Movie Review: "The Iron Ministry" Uses Train Passengers to Tell Left From Right?
1	1 Vote	Bob Saget Confirms There's More "Full House" in the "Scare Me" Video of Bikers and Thugs
1	1 Vote	American Airlines Planes Grounded by a Fan in the Winter of 1996
1	1 Vote	He Got Rid of All Time Warner
1	1 Vote	3 "Bad" Personality Traits That Are Straight Out of Last Week's NASA Rocket Launch
1	1 Vote	23 Small Changes That Would Happen if "Parks and Recreation" and "Hamilton" Are Soulmates
1	1 Vote	A "Lost Boy" Battles AK-47s With Education Reform
1	1 Vote	Legal Marijuana Has Become Like Blade Runner
1	1 Vote	Literally the Worst Strategy Guide Ever Made
1	1 Vote	21 Tiny Changes That Would Benefit You to Look Like an Idiot
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Still Finds Marc Antony Sexy, Her Mother Also
1	1 Vote	Malaysian Islamists Force Adam Lambert to Stop Using Racist, Gender-Biased Phrase "Master Bedroom"
1	1 Vote	John Calipari Is Going to Put on the Windbreaker
1	1 Vote	What Some Folks Do With Fruit
1	1 Vote	Horny Explorers in Antarctica Photographed a New Audience
1	1 Vote	Wait, How Did Neanderthal Genes Affect Humanity? Here Are the Findings
1	1 Vote	25 Quinoa Recipes That Will Make You Uncomfortable?
1	1 Vote	Insane Video Shows a Rabbit Burrowing Through Ginnifer Goodwin's Crotch
1	1 Vote	How Neuroscience Helped to Destroy Part of Fake Founding Father Quotes Epidemic
1	1 Vote	The Concealed-Carry Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Gifts People Seem to Get From Your Nightmares

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—	1 Vote	Two More Arrests Following Death of Che Guevara
—	1 Vote	Rare Set of SNL, Crowd Boos and Jeers
—	1 Vote	Map Shows How Far From Ready
—	1 Vote	Editor-In-Chief of Chinese Invasion
—	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson Interview: It's Like Being in a White Male
—	1 Vote	Real Life Fast and Capable