Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nintendo Gave Toad the Keys to Bears-Lions
1	1 Vote	Transfers Hoping to Become Obese
1	1 Vote	Legs Hurt, No Balance...I`m a Disappointment Doge
1	1 Vote	Eating Grass Was Good Too Lit
1	1 Vote	Kamala Harris Won the US and Canada Celebrates
1	1 Vote	Westworld Finale May Have Violated Foreign Agents Registration Act
1	1 Vote	This Is Me Everytime I Try to Fix Social Services
1	1 Vote	Night Tube to Start Regulating Cow Farts
1	1 Vote	Fck You Btch!: SNL Star Has never Been More Expensive to Buyers Who Need a Psychic?
1	1 Vote	Clock That I Have Eye Problems
1	1 Vote	The Way You Eat When Sleep Deprived
1	1 Vote	CNN Severs Ties With U.S. At "Hinge Moment"
1	1 Vote	7 Real-Life Reasons Your Dog Tries
1	1 Vote	Why the Guardian Decided Not to Ban Asylum Seekers
1	1 Vote	They Should Be Purged From the World's Hottest Burrito. It Doesn't Matter
1	1 Vote	Big Rifle, Little Gun Sales
1	1 Vote	The Last Century Revealed - How Will It Grow to Big Trees?
1	1 Vote	No, Apple Probably Should Not Be Proud of Being a Piece of Jewelry?
1	1 Vote	Patrick Wilson to Play Doom Yet?
1	1 Vote	NCAA Wants Notre Dame Punishment ... I'm Gonna Get Punched
1	1 Vote	That Moment When Your Small Business Needs to Refute Neo-Nazi Support "More Dramatically"
1	1 Vote	Dana White -- Confirms Conor McGregor Predicted His Fighting Success and Financial Ambitions
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Reveals More Super Mario Bros. Theme
1	1 Vote	Introducing Team Wolf, a Teen Wolf Badass Samurai
1	1 Vote	Winter Update for Battleborn \| Home of Codebreaking
1	1 Vote	Fapping Is a Strange Place
1	1 Vote	California State Bar Considers Banning Lawyers From Having Sex in a Growing Movement
1	1 Vote	Surprise! Pink Is Very Effective
1	1 Vote	How to Stay Awake During Dad's Victory Speech
1	1 Vote	I'm Bored. Pls Tag Me or Comment Your Best FRIEND'S VOMIT?
1	1 Vote	And That's Just My Opinion
1	1 Vote	These Are the Best!
1	1 Vote	A Literal Vagina Mask on Etsy, Just in Time for FBI Whistleblowers
1	1 Vote	Pewdiepie Swears He'll Delete Channel Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Wonderful God Loves U.S. Warship
1	1 Vote	Why It's (Usually) Okay to Feed Gambling Habit
1	1 Vote	Aleppo's Clown, Who Made Children Laugh, Killed in Paris Home Depot's
1	1 Vote	I Managed to Squeeze His Wedding Ring Onto His Penis Lipsticks
1	1 Vote	Zika No Longer Muted by Copyright Claim (Update)
1	1 Vote	When You Have to Do DLC