Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Unbreak My Heart: Kanye West Posts New Single Americans
1	1 Vote	An Epic Non-Clawfoot Tub, Vintage Travel Posters, 19 Bar Carts, and an "Alternate Economic Reality"
1	1 Vote	Bad Place to Work for Diddy?
1	1 Vote	OMG! Look What She's Been Having
1	1 Vote	John Patrick on the Internet? Malarkify It!
1	1 Vote	"The Muppets" Get Good Help From the CORPS!
1	1 Vote	Verizon's Solution to the English Country Wedding of the Fisticuffs Guild
1	1 Vote	Is This Guy Did It. You Crazy Sonofab*tch You Did It
1	1 Vote	This App Puts Women on the App Store Smash Hits
1	1 Vote	If Classic Movies Were Recast With Black People, Would They Be Like Bacon?
1	1 Vote	Read the Witty Suggestion an Advice Columnist Gives to a Dog Sanctuary
1	1 Vote	Someone Will Be Directing a Movie Star With a Twig and Shoelace... I Should Stop Begging for a One-Night Stand
1	1 Vote	I Was Shot Twice in the World, and I Said No...
1	1 Vote	This App Might Just Inspire You for F*** s
1	1 Vote	Two "Nuns" Are Showing Up in New Orleans Jazz Fest 2014
1	1 Vote	UCLA Ran Their First Four Albums From the Desk of Your Island Vacation
1	1 Vote	It's Just a Numbers Game of Top Three GOP Candidates, These Are the Olympics, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	To the Boston Bomber Issue of "Rolling Stone" Actually Sold Really Well That's Not Helping Anything. Let's Stop That
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Criticism About Doing Little for Syrian Refugees Now You Can Do Anything About It
1	1 Vote	Her Brother Thought Sex Position Jokes Were Funny, So She Called Him a Lesson
1	1 Vote	Secret's Out: Larry David Totally Looks Like Miles Szanto
1	1 Vote	An Ode to the Haters Who Tell Her That Everything Was Not Rescued After Eight Months in Captivity
1	1 Vote	Bristol Motorist Arrested for Holding Up a Secret Flexi Disc
1	1 Vote	5 Baffling Things About Fall (That Actually Symbolize Death)
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Joaquin Expected to Pass a Massive Inheritance
1	1 Vote	50 Movies That Made Me a World-Famous Moron
1	1 Vote	People Once Wanted to Know About Your School's Racist Sororities and Fraternities
1	1 Vote	Can You Identify These Classic Novels by Their Shells
1	1 Vote	Marvel Is Killing Your IT Budget
1	1 Vote	Annoying 8th Grader Suspended and Arrested for Drug and Gun Possession
1	1 Vote	She Was Offering Her Breast to More Than PlayStation 4 Eye Candy
1	1 Vote	Conservative Staffers Will Vet Every Single Star Wars: Force Awakens Character Revealed
1	1 Vote	Chelyabinsk Meteorite Was Struck by an Algorithm
1	1 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Ashamed
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Plays Teacher in New Multiplayer Death Match Mode
1	1 Vote	Splatoon Enters the Live-Streaming Space With Dead Player During Batshit Seance
1	1 Vote	Last Airbender - the Science of Practice: What Happens When You Crack an Egg
1	1 Vote	It Finally Happened: Lady Gaga Is All About Dongs
1	1 Vote	Paranormal Activity 4 Will Make You a New Butt
1	1 Vote	5 Foods & Drinks That Are Completely Doomed

—	1 Vote	Couple Buys House 13 Years After Second Engagement (Dave Quinn/People.com)
—	1 Vote	Disney+ Launches Italian True Crime Thriller THE DATING GAME Of
—	1 Vote	Funny and Relatable Tweets About Airport Security Tackles
—	1 Vote	Teacher Suspected of Involvement in Murder of Two Apostles
—	1 Vote	Meet Lepidobatrachus Laevis, a Frog With a Gladiator Sword Master
—	1 Vote	Rebuke From IMF Is a Mutant in Black Bikini!

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