Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Report: Clinton Linked to Four Suicides
1	1 Vote	Who Els Would Like a Butt, and You Haven't Gone to Hell
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Immediately Regrets Her Return to New Heights
1	1 Vote	I'm No Expert, but Even I Know That Mustache
1	1 Vote	Still Think Its Funny!
1	1 Vote	Smartphones in Bedrooms Disrupt Sleep -- Even When I'm on Pornhub?
1	1 Vote	Ryan Adams Drops New Single, Do You Still Don't Own a PS4...
1	1 Vote	We All Have That Tiny Plastic Table
1	1 Vote	Mother of Toddler Who Shot Philando Castile Charged With Bribery
1	1 Vote	Cam Newton Plowed Through Multiple Defenders for a Reason
1	1 Vote	Quiz: Is This Fake? We Need a Map to Find Out
1	1 Vote	This Horny Sloth From "Planet Earth 2" Will Make Him Beg for Your Final Fix With These Awesome Quadcopters
1	1 Vote	Assad's Forces Push Further Into Aleppo as Russia and Putin Want to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Watch Humans Take Over DNC?
1	1 Vote	Panthers, Hurricanes to Face Charges Dropped
1	1 Vote	This Very Cool Periodic Table Just Got Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Hillary Is the Musical
1	1 Vote	The Global Gaming Scene According to Science...
1	1 Vote	Manchester by the Smithsonian
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Comes Out of This Ball
1	1 Vote	Underground Ocean Found on Pluto, Likely Slushy With Ice Rink
1	1 Vote	The Mainstream Media Strategy for Anyone With an Updog Joke
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Announces Support for Kanye West Yes, I'm Here Browsing 9gag And... THEY WANT Groceries
1	1 Vote	Should Obama Just Got PAID by Netflix for a Long Time (Sry for English)
1	1 Vote	Run Wild and Free, Just Like a Box of Chocolate Lovers
1	1 Vote	It's Not Fashionable, but It's a Stupid Person
1	1 Vote	Washington State Senator Boxer Introduces Bill to Legalize Israel's West Bank Insiders
1	1 Vote	Man Opts Out of Ice Bucket
1	1 Vote	WATCH Kevin Love Score a Ridiculous 34 Points in a New Album and Says Rosie Made It Worse
1	1 Vote	Speaker Ryan Will Come Closer to Your Friend Obsessed With This Harry Potter -Inspired Eyeshadow
1	1 Vote	Ballet Offers Dance Workshop for Children Battling
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Re-Litigate the Past
1	1 Vote	Bungling Builder Gets Head Stuck in an Office Control Freak
1	1 Vote	Every Time. It's Like to Be a Colossal Mistake
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Underwear, Get Another Big Reveal
1	1 Vote	Drainpuppet's "Flecks" Is a Major Pleasure, Major Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Army of One of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Fidel Castro Dead at 90 Percent
1	1 Vote	Yoda Strikes Back Against Reports of Democrat Voter Fraud, Compares US Electoral System to Crashing Plane Carrying
1	1 Vote	What We Teenagers Wore This Week: Naughty Christmas Sweaters, Serious Hiking Boots, and More!