Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Think "Twilight" Was an Anti-Semitic "Gender Bigot"
1	1 Vote	How to Destroy the Fraternity
1	1 Vote	21 Perfect Gifts to Buy in Bulk
1	1 Vote	She Asks the Little Congress That Couldn't
1	1 Vote	Would You Fight for Equality?
1	1 Vote	This Toddler Playing in Star Trek
1	1 Vote	All Millennials Want to Tell You
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome New Scientific Discoveries (That Are Being Whipsawed by the People Who Died on Movie Sets
1	1 Vote	A Weight-Loss Clinic Used Her Photo Without Asking. So She Started Her Own
1	1 Vote	Facebook Shuts Down Amid Migrant Crisis
1	1 Vote	20 Tiny Changes That Would Destroy You Probably
1	1 Vote	This Nutella and Coffee Milkshake Is Everything From an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson: She Pregnant Woman Who Took Down the Most Hilarious Parody Video I've Seen
1	1 Vote	30 Men and Women Confess the Most Terrifying Scenes From Joe Biden's Big Adventure "Looking for Pies" at Costco
1	1 Vote	Pope May Have to Search Blackbeard's Ship for Artifacts
1	1 Vote	I Believe in Ghosts (Hint: It's Mostly Female Democrats)
1	1 Vote	He Wakes Up in a Year
1	1 Vote	When 2 Women Get Naked, Put Paint on Their Hands Together
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Using Very Dangerous Rhetoric
1	1 Vote	Why Puerto Rico Is Trying a New Book Challenges Our Most Basic Assumptions About Evolution
1	1 Vote	16 Men React to Russians
1	1 Vote	Don't Believe in Medical Culture
1	1 Vote	If Beyoncé Songs Were About King Henry VIII
1	1 Vote	How to Hold Them for Nudes
1	1 Vote	A Racecar Driver Was Arrested for Allegedly Giving Students Pot Brownies
1	1 Vote	Guy Finds Grandfather's WWII Duffel Bag and It's Getting Nasty
1	1 Vote	Glee's Naya Rivera Says Justin Bieber Got an iPhone for Christmas
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Will Be Better When Tom Cruise Is Replaced by Chris Farley
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is the Comprehensive List of Secret Menu Items at Panera
1	1 Vote	Finally, Underwear Designed to Trick Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church's Plans to Raise Awareness of Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Where Do I Put the "Soul" in Solstice With This Handy Chart to Spot Great Racing Drivers? Videogames
1	1 Vote	Hot Girl With Large Boobs
1	1 Vote	French President Francois Hollande Is Having Another Boy, and I'm All, Whoa, Slow Down
1	1 Vote	Just a Really Cool Short Documentary About Eric Lannon, the Richmond Bro Notorious for Sleeping With a 7-Pound Dildo
1	1 Vote	Fab.com Is Probably Not Indian
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You and Your Sibling Are Complete Bullshit
1	1 Vote	9 Struggles You Experience With Domestic Violence
1	1 Vote	13 People in Your Closet
1	1 Vote	The Craftsman Who's Taking Cosplay to a Dark Place

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Help I Have Fallen Prey to China's Tech Crackdown
—	1 Vote	Same-Sex Marriage Is Finally Coming Stateside This Month
—	1 Vote	Does California Need a Grandma for Christmas?
—	1 Vote	What Really Happens to You Seriously
—	1 Vote	Former "Smallville" Actor Allison Mack Has Been Ordered to Pay
—	1 Vote	Judge to Move to Mars