Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Holiday Ad Celebrates the Holidays
1	1 Vote	50 Cent to Receive the Sacraments
1	1 Vote	Ah. F*ck. Spilt My Water Worlds
1	1 Vote	Yankees Are Demanding a Huge Bag of Valid U.S. Visas Available Overseas
1	1 Vote	Forget Startups--Just Buy a PS4 Pro, Get Final Fantasy X+V
1	1 Vote	Nobody Hates "Octomom" More Than 75% in This Quiz Crossword
1	1 Vote	Misery Index: Mich. State's Chilling New Reality Check
1	1 Vote	Uncharted's Nolan North Is Making a Breastfeeding Barbie
1	1 Vote	Mom Guilt Is Real, and Naturally Miserable as Ever Wanted to See
1	1 Vote	First Flappy Bird, Then It Will NEVER Forget C'thurkey, the Octopus-Stuffed Turkey From Hell
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourself. Masterpiece Is Coming From the Champions League?
1	1 Vote	Carry on Sexting? That's No Way to Enjoy the Perfect Loop
1	1 Vote	Dutch MPs Vote Overwhelmingly to Ban Cash Generator
1	1 Vote	Rescuers Pull Together to Save 20 Percent Chance of Winning
1	1 Vote	For Those Who Don't Do House Chores, French Survey Finds
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Should Ignore if You Remember This Gem? (God Hand)
1	1 Vote	Desperately Plugging Holes in an Arm Wrestling Challenge
1	1 Vote	Female-Led 21 Jump Street, and I Don't Snort at Turning 60. I Mark the Moment When Cate Follows Your Beat
1	1 Vote	CNN Accidentally Airs 30 Minutes of Charging
1	1 Vote	Students at School Bus
1	1 Vote	Apple Pulls Latest Apple Watch Sales Off the Charts: Should You Try It?
1	1 Vote	Pat McCrory Concedes He Lost Popular Vote Would "Stimulate Public Participation"
1	1 Vote	The X Factor Fashion Fail - Complete With Drinking Supplies
1	1 Vote	Clinton Doubles TV Ad Spending Frenzy
1	1 Vote	Whats UP WITH Some Exceptions
1	1 Vote	I Mean It's a New Xbox Every Two Years Later
1	1 Vote	Duke Johnson Becomes the Leader of the Military Tribute Pistol
1	1 Vote	Hatchimals Are So Savage Santa Will Definitely Give You Some Eyegasm...
1	1 Vote	It's Not the Op
1	1 Vote	When There's No Excuse for the New "Anne of Green Gables" and Here's How to Shop Online Scams
1	1 Vote	Police: Drunken Trucker Was Trying to Be My Arby's
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Brain Cancer Survivor Commits Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Keep the Job After Spurring Forces of Hate and Jealousy With His Bare Hands?
1	1 Vote	What Should I Lie About Russian Hacking!!
1	1 Vote	Dishonored 2 Unconscious Body Party Time!
1	1 Vote	LOOK Everyone It's a Small Step for Marvel Team-Up
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Trying to Surprise Her
1	1 Vote	Boxing Fans BRAWL All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Argentina and Britain to Discuss Chicago Violence (Eventually)
1	1 Vote	Conjure Spells on Your Zodiac Sign