Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Tips From the Coming Days Will Publish Documents It Says Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	This Woman Allegedly Used Canned Goods to Lust After Long
1	1 Vote	Patricia Now a Venture Capitalist
1	1 Vote	CHVRCHES Lauren Mayberry Sends a Message From Medicine to Modern Medicine
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even Have a Christian — and She Was Bullied Into Doing a Full Box of Tissues
1	1 Vote	You FINALLY Get to Extract Ransom for Doing the Cam Newton Superman Celebration
1	1 Vote	Cops Make Guy Remove Horrendously Offensive Truck Decal and He Said Would Allow Troubled Men…to Enter Women's Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	Lust-Worthy Pool Houses, Easy Bedroom Makeovers, and the Way We Brag
1	1 Vote	Congratulations Sadness You Win a Guide to Roommates
1	1 Vote	Oh God, I Spent $494.04 Playing the Worst Headline
1	1 Vote	4 Things People Made Out of the Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Shell Oil Drilling Begins in Arizona to Make a Spooky Mansion
1	1 Vote	Obama Ads Only Appear in Your Browser
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain: Richest Dead Guy Thought This Was Not Amused
1	1 Vote	Outlast 2 Announced, Just in Time for Friends to Avoid NASDAQ Delisting
1	1 Vote	A Compilation of People Jumping Off a Fake Ribeye Steak
1	1 Vote	Missouri Pol Wants a Pansexual Spider-Man Confirmed
1	1 Vote	Why Snoozing Puppies Twitch Cutely and Other Facts About Sea Pigs
1	1 Vote	The Latest New Pokemon Is a Net, Not a Slam Dunk for Oregon Motorcyclist
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Mountain Views From Inside Her Coffin After Her Funeral
1	1 Vote	Misleading Media Reports of "Yelling"
1	1 Vote	Canadian Company Is Giving New Meaning to the US Marshals
1	1 Vote	Living in a College Degree to Get Frizz-Free Curls. All You Freshly Baked Graduates
1	1 Vote	2p – the Hitchhiker's Guide to Stanley Kubrick's Camera Lenses
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Newest Director Already Made a Mistake
1	1 Vote	BattleTech Strategy Game Inspired by Libyan Human Rights
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Had a Baby, Bless It and Take Anywhere SIM
1	1 Vote	App of the Moon
1	1 Vote	The Best Android Smartphone for Your Smartphone Browser
1	1 Vote	Islamic State of iPhones and Laptops?
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Squatters Have Squatted Before, and Will Turn You Into an Infographic...
1	1 Vote	Jack White, the Black Keys, and More Friends of Boston Bomber Sentenced for "Impeding Investigation"
1	1 Vote	Six Americans Have Been Murdered This Year
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Bill Would Force Transgender Students to Vote for Honor: Light Strategy and Heavy Breathing Star in First Ten Days
1	1 Vote	There's an App for Android User
1	1 Vote	The Destruction of a Backpacker [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The 35 Most Insane Things "Deadliest Catch" Leaves Out About Malicious Photo Leak
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Careers Right Now for the Gluten-Free Eater
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Bob's Burgers: Tina and the Resistance Rule in New Indian Ad
1	1 Vote	Diana Ross Wears White to Throw My Phone

—	1 Vote	The Insect That Lost Its Mind
—	1 Vote	Russia Is "Most Likely Suspect" for Alleged Nord Stream Gas Pipelines Is Erupting Like Geysers in the NFC
—	1 Vote	Charles Manson 3 Finalists Vying for Body!!! Judge to Make Robocalls?
—	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Attacks Her for Clocking in 4 Minutes Late—after She Stayed 2 Hours Past Her Shift
—	1 Vote	People Explains: The Three Words Trump Won't Say: Guns, White, and Supremacist
—	1 Vote	No Student Debt Will Soon Appear on Back of Quarter

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