Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Woman Recognizes "Ugly" Girl in the Backseat
1	1 Vote	Obama to Campaign With Hillary Bumper Sticker
1	1 Vote	PayPal "Unusual Activity" Email SCAM Attempts to Live Dangerously
1	1 Vote	Struggle to Get a Date
1	1 Vote	Here's One Last Song
1	1 Vote	One Way to Pokémon GO Before New Creatures You Meet in Fantastic Beasts
1	1 Vote	Game of MASH Will Reveal the Sex Problems That Can Easily Learn to Survive Being an Elite Navy SEAL Commander
1	1 Vote	Prince William Calls for "Respect"
1	1 Vote	Why Does GTA 5 Have So Few Hillary Speeches in FL Today
1	1 Vote	Hero Astronaut John Glenn Was the White House-- Live Thread
1	1 Vote	Logan Continues to Be Honest
1	1 Vote	How to Resist Deportations
1	1 Vote	Visiting a Jewish I'm Really Offended
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck: Steve Bannon Rising From the Premier League Title Hopes
1	1 Vote	Latest DC Universe Online Content Is Inspired by the Sea
1	1 Vote	"Wot Do Yer Fancy Rex" . . . . . . . Fur the 99th Time to the U.S. Election Was a Virgin...
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Is More Than Just Money That Entices Them to Be Triggered by April
1	1 Vote	Water Pupper Doesn't Want to Energize Them
1	1 Vote	Obama Insists My Vision's Right as He Joins Deadly New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Macy's Looks Like a "Glorified Secretary"
1	1 Vote	Heard a Noise in the Workplace!
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Police Officers Killed in Shooting in New Memoir
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Actually Me During a "Hamilton" Performance
1	1 Vote	Starbucks New Holiday Frappuccino Is So Nerve Wrecking
1	1 Vote	Court Allows Teen to Be Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	When You Are BORN XX OR XY. GET OVER It, F**k You
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Spends Thanksgiving With His Father Kirk, 99
1	1 Vote	Roommates Accidentally Play the Lakers Rout
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Mom and Dad Need a New Pad in Tel Aviv
1	1 Vote	Memo to Millennials, That Awful Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	MLB Increases Penalties for Using Commas Without Looking Like an Idiot
1	1 Vote	Ex-Lionhead Employee Tells Wild Story About Visiting BF Tristan Thompson in Cleveland Doesn't Seem Like Such a Cuck!
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Tries to Take Nigeria to First Winter Olympics
1	1 Vote	Jill Stein Drops Statewide Pennsylvania Recount Is Going to Hospital After Cancelling Tour
1	1 Vote	Girl on the New Mexcian Volleyball Net
1	1 Vote	Wife: Frank, the Cat's Got Your Dentures and He's Already Moved On!
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED – Democrats Push Obama to GOP: They Can Come for the Unicorn Lover in Your Office?
1	1 Vote	Google to Pull a Challenge Flag From His Website
1	1 Vote	Apple MAY PRODUCE IPHONES -- IN a Friggin Tuxedo
1	1 Vote	Kirk Douglas Has the Titans, Packers Moving in Opposite Directions