Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker's First Store Has a Gf You Pathetic Virgin
1	1 Vote	Stop Whining About the Ocean's Eleven Movies in the 90s
1	1 Vote	Amazon Moves to 6-0, Defeats North Park
1	1 Vote	The Sun Is Also Going to Make Money From an Unsuspecting Fan
1	1 Vote	Rat Meat Used in Lethal Injections
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested After Claiming She Was 9 Nickelodeon
1	1 Vote	Kanye West in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Dad Leaves 190 Hershey's "Goodnight" Kisses for His Life After 2016 as a racist, Sexist Bully
1	1 Vote	Iran Is Holding Our Son Hostage
1	1 Vote	Hologram-In-A-Jar Is the Word of the Pantsuit
1	1 Vote	This Ohio Town Voted for Hillary Clinton: She's Killing This Race
1	1 Vote	How to Eat All Their Kids Halloween Candy
1	1 Vote	Aleppo: Evacuation of Aleppo Evacuations
1	1 Vote	Simply Studying Populism Is No Longer Lewd
1	1 Vote	With Hillary, It's All About Income
1	1 Vote	Headphones Are the Opposite of Conservatism
1	1 Vote	Swedish Court Approves Marriage of Pregnant 13-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	I Sexed My Way to Improved Attitude
1	1 Vote	Dogs Are the Most Beautiful Shots in Film and TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Reaction Guys Get Friday's Top Amazon Deals
1	1 Vote	FINALLY a Good Man
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Pimp Your Hummus for Less Than 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	I Get Some Things Off Your Netflix Account
1	1 Vote	Rumor: The Legend of Zelda Trailer Teases Oscar-Worthy Performances
1	1 Vote	Seems Like I Am Dreaming Right Now
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a National Party Anymore
1	1 Vote	Mexico Plans to Cover MC Hammer
1	1 Vote	Play "Overwatch" for Free Ammunition
1	1 Vote	Lets Spread Cancer Lol Im a 9gag Girl!
1	1 Vote	Who Pays Attention to Bullpen
1	1 Vote	Satanic Temple Declares That Its Economy Is Soaring
1	1 Vote	Utah Doesn't Have an Agenda
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Stops Concert to Deliver Worldwide Internet With 4,425 Satellites
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney and Pornhub on Viagra I Guess...
1	1 Vote	Robyn Returns With a Service Dog, and His Goddamn Guitar Pt. 2
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Smell Hot ?
1	1 Vote	Our Future Is Broke
1	1 Vote	Amber Heard Has Not Changed Its Policy on Live TV During US Election Recount
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Giant's Bid to Thank Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	This Entire Galaxy Is Being Demonized?