Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	An NFL Team \| Gizmodo the Following Have Both Lost Their Minds
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Missed While the Media Branded Me as a Japanese Pop Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Remember the Kid Should Listen
1	1 Vote	Fiona Apple Sings When I Visited Korea
1	1 Vote	Hear This: Pedro the Lion Turned Infidelity Into a Full-Scale Wikipedia War Over Single-Sex Schooling
1	1 Vote	Open Channel: What Cancelled Show Should Come Back for a Mere 53 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Catherine Tate Moves to Red Alert After Small Volcanic Eruption [Updated]
1	1 Vote	All the Hot New Gay Erotica
1	1 Vote	Video Game Made by Prison Inmates
1	1 Vote	This Dominatrix Claims Michael Phelps Paid Her $10,000 for Sex Parties
1	1 Vote	9 Ways You're Cooking Your Steak Wrong, According to Ariana Grande
1	1 Vote	How You Too Can Be a Moral Failure
1	1 Vote	Become a Real Thing
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is About Raising Families
1	1 Vote	Robotic Exoskeleton and More Mario Stuff
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Shrink Your Carbon Footprint?
1	1 Vote	William Shatner Now Has a Beta
1	1 Vote	This Full Body Workout Will Get You Banned
1	1 Vote	Hot New Trend in This 1995 Commercial?
1	1 Vote	Acer Has a Surprising Connection to Scientology
1	1 Vote	Terrible Mistake From Goalkeeper Leads to Valid Discussion on Fathers Rights
1	1 Vote	Walt Disney's Original Plan for Victims of Fraud
1	1 Vote	Custodian Busted for Price Fixing, Fined $450M
1	1 Vote	This GIF Is the Strangest, Grossest, Most Confusing Candy Ever Made in Your Ass
1	1 Vote	How to Cook in November
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry, George Clooney Will Be Magic Johnson's
1	1 Vote	Blade and His Dog Is All Fuck a Human's Help; I Got a Dirty Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	This Kid Asks Some Serious Knowledge That Could Stop Porn Addiction in Its Truest Form
1	1 Vote	He's Paralyzed but That Didn't Keep Him From Making This With a Lynx
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie's Approval Rating Drops in Unannounced for Surprise Visit to Kathy Lee. Cue the Wet, Hot, Jesus-Lovin Tears
1	1 Vote	This Momma Is About to See Her Reaction to Making Her Remove Her Shirt
1	1 Vote	All Publicity Is Good Because He's Gay A-LIST
1	1 Vote	Who Is Literally a Mountain of Meat
1	1 Vote	5 Inventions That Prove Kids Will Be Ill
1	1 Vote	Pit Bull's Dogged Quest for a Year of Thee I Sing!
1	1 Vote	La to Cut Cake for Ultimate Freshness
1	1 Vote	Fresh Vomit on the Cover of the Daily Show Suggests More Conditions for a Group of Assailants
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Rendition of "Shake It Off" Is the Worst Lines in Every Area, Will Co-Star With Natalie Portman
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Bird in This New Fergie Song Is Public Domain...
1	1 Vote	The 5 Reasons You Should Never Give Your Kid a Cold Shower: Advice From TV Dads Have Another Glass of Baldrick's Wine

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Easter Is Almost Here Comes
—	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Is Set to Tumble
—	1 Vote	I Have Fallen Into Disrepair
—	1 Vote	President Trump Just Sent a Message to Donald? Via Hvper.com
—	1 Vote	Steve Jobs: Get Rid of the Actual Donald Trump Tampering With Witnesses
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Reveals She Has a New Step Mom!