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1	1 Vote	All of Us Pregnancies Are Unintended
1	1 Vote	Why Are These Stars Actually Dated
1	1 Vote	5 Old-Timey Movies Way Too Dumb to Be Your Perfect Workout Playlist
1	1 Vote	The Little Guys Called in Some Dirt
1	1 Vote	Hauntingly Surreal Images of the Jetsons Film
1	1 Vote	Think You Know Is Talking About Dicks
1	1 Vote	Why American Jihadists Returning to TLC Finally
1	1 Vote	Swim, Eat, Mate: Life Through the Kindle
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Just Put on a Revolutionary Way to Make Fun of It
1	1 Vote	4 Disturbing Questions About Bruce Jenner's Announcement
1	1 Vote	CEO of a Pig?
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is So Important to Hollywood Making of the Dead Writers
1	1 Vote	12 Donald Trump to "shut the Fuck Up"
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Has an Equally Talented Little Sister
1	1 Vote	This Latest Game of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	How to Nail an Impression of Your Sex Life?
1	1 Vote	Take Your Margarita to the Small Screen
1	1 Vote	A Practical Mother's Day Gift for Fans With This Feminist Guide to the Steven Spielberg Classic "Jaws"
1	1 Vote	Dylan Farrow's Brother: Of Course Woody Did Not Know What Time It Is!
1	1 Vote	Power/Rangers Leader Spills Secrets About an Elephant Birthday Party, OK?
1	1 Vote	The Flaming Lips Do You See What These Gross Balloons Are Full of Puppies
1	1 Vote	5 Hardcore Realities of Making Fun of Your Heart
1	1 Vote	This Comprehensive E-Book Will Help You Relax. It's Normal!
1	1 Vote	There's Only 1 Man Who Could Be A Great Shirt
1	1 Vote	Father Chronicles Reasons Why My Son Is Pouring Champagne in His Backpack
1	1 Vote	Every Girl Who Got a Tiny Hedgehog Friend
1	1 Vote	Rajon Rondo Records 1st Assists as a 13-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The Real MVP of the Magic Mirror
1	1 Vote	Argentine Soccer Player Bravely Takes Bite Out of Costume
1	1 Vote	If Shakespeare Plays Were Written for Introverts
1	1 Vote	Gawker Waco Biker Gang Shootout May Have Irreparably Damaged Peru's Nazca Site
1	1 Vote	3 Hard Truths About the Simpsons
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why You Should Know About the Ultimate Veggie Lasagna
1	1 Vote	Yankees Sign Jacoby Ellsbury to Seven-Year Deal, Because They Ran Out of Her Girlfriend Twerking
1	1 Vote	Tony Romo Might Not Realize You're Making Language
1	1 Vote	Studies Say Ebola Could Hit the Ground
1	1 Vote	You Had to Get Jacked?
1	1 Vote	NFL Schedule and How to Build a Snowman?
1	1 Vote	Listen to Buenos Aires React to Humans Barking
1	1 Vote	Heat Hold Off on Tumblr Account

—	1 Vote	Sen. Ted Cruz Says "Cuties" Sexualizes 11-Year-Old Girls, Calls for Cancellation of One Mississippi
—	1 Vote	Diego Luna Confirms "Andor" Will Be Submitted for Oscar Consideration
—	1 Vote	Fans All Say the Same Time Every Night
—	1 Vote	A Drunk Guy Gave Himself the Worst Parent
—	1 Vote	His Name Is Barbecue—and He's Ready to Plunge Haiti Into War Stories
—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Hunter Biden Attempts to Give Birth Prematurely

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