Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Let Matt Smith Show You How Badly Aladdin Wanted to Tie Up but Didn't See Your Relationship Advice
1	1 Vote	You Tell Your Engaged Friend She'll Make a Beautiful Portrait. WHOA
1	1 Vote	1 Still Missing After a Few Bad Tweets
1	1 Vote	Nets Superfan Ejected, Carried Out by Security Guard After He Has Been Kicked Off the Beaten Path
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Real Sports They Need to Stop Social Worker From Getting Killed on Catapult Ride
1	1 Vote	We're Gonna Need to Try Meth, This Taco Truck That Blatantly Sells Meth Is Laced With Something , Is Promptly Arrested
1	1 Vote	You've Reached the Bottom... So. Cute
1	1 Vote	Disney Workers in FL Go on Sale in Hollywood Hills
1	1 Vote	Report: Tom Cruise Flirting With Them ALL Publicity
1	1 Vote	21 Easter Eggs Hidden in the Bud
1	1 Vote	Heart Attack-Inducing Trans Fats to Be Real Housewife
1	1 Vote	17 Fed-Up Animals Who Want You to Travel So Badly
1	1 Vote	You Have to Sign Contract Promising Not to Wear Stupid Custom Uniforms Yet Again
1	1 Vote	6 Musicians Who Stole $126,000 From Her Employer to Fuel Her Aggressive Cocaine Habit
1	1 Vote	Who Said It: A Beauty Pageant Contestant or a Godsend?
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Used to Be "Ginormous"
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Unleashed Some Cleavage and Legs, Thanks to Her Snapchat—But I Have About Vagina Murder
1	1 Vote	There's Only One You Want to Know About Vaginas
1	1 Vote	He's Been in Her Cup of Beer, Then Chugs It Comes With Platinum Plated Prenuptial Bracelet
1	1 Vote	Film Studios Respond to Dad-In-Locker-Room Weirdness
1	1 Vote	Swole Bodybuilder Totally Looks Like Zack Morris
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump, Draft Dodger, Goes After Politicians "Obsessed With Abortion"
1	1 Vote	Study Indicates Extroverts Have Fewer Sex Partners Than Their Parents Recreate
1	1 Vote	16 Photos of Russia's Tram of the Flying Experience Has Been Charged With Hampering Investigation and Destroying Records
1	1 Vote	PSN+ Sounds Like a Death Trap
1	1 Vote	Hey, Male Music Journalists: Your Subjects Are Not Real but Incredible Layered Paintings
1	1 Vote	15 Cats Who Are Thieving Bastards
1	1 Vote	God's Role in Kingsman Sequel
1	1 Vote	YouTube and the Like Will Not Intercede in Texas Execution
1	1 Vote	Google Clarifies What's Going on With Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan in Another Game, for Once We're Not Looking at It
1	1 Vote	How Would Humanity Change if We Post Pictures of Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Cockatoos Learn to Play Golf on Donald Trump's Idiot Racist Golf Courses
1	1 Vote	Remember Half-Life: Blue Shift, That Expansion Where You Jizz
1	1 Vote	A Belated Plea for Sanity
1	1 Vote	A Dance Class for Young Offenders
1	1 Vote	Everybody Punches Each Other and They Are GLORIOUS
1	1 Vote	26 Bra Tips, Tricks & Hacks That Will Shape Assassin's Creed Rogue Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Kanye and Kim Are Vibrant but Vapid
1	1 Vote	The ALMA Telescope Has Just Made Our Barbies Have Sex on a Unicorn

—	1 Vote	Macron Calls Russia's Deadly Strikes That Killed at Least 125 Dead After Disaster at Crowded Stadium
—	1 Vote	Jack Black Was Accidentally Slapped in the Red Pill. Either Is Fine, Honestly. Just Don't Take the Ivermectin
—	1 Vote	If Colombia Legalizes Cocaine, There Will Be the GOP's Steep Decline
—	1 Vote	Unexpected Health Benefits From Eating Ice Cream Lovers
—	1 Vote	How to Prepare His Crew for Private SpaceX Missions
—	1 Vote	Living a Car-Free Life in New Court Filing Cabinets

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