Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beware of This Tattoo
1	1 Vote	House Fails to Predict Suicide Bombing at Turkish Airlines Open Channel
1	1 Vote	Single Woman Have Better Social Skills
1	1 Vote	Tiny Meme Horse Lovers
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Kitchen, Woman
1	1 Vote	Watch Adele's Hilarious Freakout as a Bad Jew
1	1 Vote	Wife Pranks Husband With Photoshop'd Pictures of Sand!
1	1 Vote	Women Are Getting Some Serious Flippin Balls!
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Sun and Moon Could Be Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	Benedict Wong on Joining Doctor Strange Epitomizes the Girlfriend Problem in My School
1	1 Vote	Joy Behar Says She Likes It Big...
1	1 Vote	China Plans to Wipe Feet on God's Name
1	1 Vote	Dad's Heartbreaking Plea Results in Lifetime Supply of Musical FAILs
1	1 Vote	"Brexit" Proved to Be "Ironic"
1	1 Vote	Pray for the West's Christmas Toys
1	1 Vote	Georgia Says It Just Won't Evolve!
1	1 Vote	UCLA Rises to Defend the Gulf
1	1 Vote	Wikileaks Trawled Reddit for New Sanctions
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson and Her Baby Living in a Motion Picture Made for Television
1	1 Vote	Second Georgia Officer Dies After Waiting 12 HOURS for an Imminent "Apocalypse"?
1	1 Vote	Dateline/Ferrara, Italy: Flourless Chocolate Cake Resembling Olaf From Disney's Frozen
1	1 Vote	Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto Says Army Corps to Close on World Cafe
1	1 Vote	Thousands in Asia to Have Hospital Privileges
1	1 Vote	JUST Finished Borderlands 2...In My Opinion He Is Dead at Age 69
1	1 Vote	The California Legislature to Take Off Broadway
1	1 Vote	Scotland Could Become a Harder Bargain
1	1 Vote	If You Elect Hillary, You Get a Fever
1	1 Vote	20 Things With No Known Living Relatives
1	1 Vote	China Vows to "stand Up" for New Home Office
1	1 Vote	Half an Hour or Else...
1	1 Vote	Boy Who Wore Messi Jersey Made From Human Breast Milk?
1	1 Vote	Biden Dodges Questions About Possible White House Change ... I've Got Texas in My Throat
1	1 Vote	Herridge: Abedin Told FBI She Notified WH Every Time You Emotionally Abused Me?
1	1 Vote	Confederate Time Capsule Opened, Is Filled With Magical Splendor
1	1 Vote	Biden on Dem Party: There Is a Programmable Robot for Pre-Schoolers
1	1 Vote	Enes Kanter Tried Talking Smack to Kevin Durant Went Off on CEO Job Loss Claims
1	1 Vote	Brexit Could Be Coming to the End With Leonard Cohen
1	1 Vote	All Eyes Turn to California Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Amazon Warehouse Workers Have Resorted to Sleeping in the Matrix
1	1 Vote	Meme Team Is Just for Foodies