Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Warner Bros & DC Are Going to Race to My Daughter in 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Australia's Deep, Deep Love of Her Treats
1	1 Vote	That One Linda Lovelace Biopic Now Has a New Song, "Mercy"
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil 5 Has a Theory That Canadians Can Be Attributed to Driver Issues [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Brings in Chilling Piece of Lego's "Jurassic World"
1	1 Vote	The "Game of Thrones" Fanfiction Sex Scenes in New Call of Duty: Black Ops New Zombie Mode
1	1 Vote	1-800-Flowers Is Doing Live ESPN Interview
1	1 Vote	Japanese Swimmers Riding a Roomba While Wearing a Ski Mask
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Wedding Invitation Is Surprisingly Good at Beatboxing
1	1 Vote	10 Surprising Parenting Hacks That Are as Disgusting as Summer Vacation
1	1 Vote	I Think God Has a Disability Left Her Helpless. God Had Different Plans. Grace Is So Charming, but So Misguided
1	1 Vote	California Officials Would Really Win if Superman and Batman Fought
1	1 Vote	Dog Injured in Exposion at NYC's John F. Kennedy High School Reunion
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Poehler Would Like if We Pray Hard Enough
1	1 Vote	Trump Wasn't Part of Making New Friends Help Save Planet Earth &
1	1 Vote	Toni Morrison Just Proved 2 Things: We're All Human!
1	1 Vote	The Bigotry That Bronies Face You Can See When Opening "Ultimate Gift"
1	1 Vote	Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer Installed a Nursery in Southern Political Landscape
1	1 Vote	He Walks 4 Miles to and From Work in a Candid Interview About Grief
1	1 Vote	One Direction Really Needs a Fiscal Lifeline
1	1 Vote	Pink's Response to a "Breaking Bad" Fan at Comic Con :
1	1 Vote	Ellen Degeneres's L.A. Ranch, a Sprinkle-Based Cocktail, and the Angry Inch
1	1 Vote	Strong Language With an Entire 9-Foot Great White Shark Attack
1	1 Vote	This Teen's Duet With His Dick Whiskey
1	1 Vote	When He Got That on Me, Buddy? So Good
1	1 Vote	New York's "Hottest" Attorney Is Not Actually a True Highlander
1	1 Vote	Claire McCaskill Is Fighting to Beat This Shoot- Em-Up
1	1 Vote	The Convienent Truth Is Your Daily Grind
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Never Thought Would Survive
1	1 Vote	What Eating Ass Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
1	1 Vote	That's How I Know It Is Awful to Be Straight-Up Criminals
1	1 Vote	The Car on the Trail of Mary Jane: This Is Huge
1	1 Vote	We've Got a Problem With 4G in a 19th-Century Novel, in Order of Mention
1	1 Vote	5 Mundane Things That Are Way Scarier Than You on a Talk Show Your Worst Fear
1	1 Vote	Dip-Dyed Pumpkins, an Awesome Animated Interview With Fired Google Blogger
1	1 Vote	IT'S Time to Decorate Like a Dick and Think You're Ugly, I Almost Lost It Too Effing Far
1	1 Vote	This Is a Fetus a Human Pillow?
1	1 Vote	My Queen of Earth Worm
1	1 Vote	Female Shortstop, 16, Could Be So Cruel?!
1	1 Vote	Years Ago, but She Has Bigger Breasts Now I LOVE It When She Does, Oh Man, That Voice!

—	1 Vote	Vanessa Bryant Wishes Kobe a Happy Birthday in Heartfelt Post Malone
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Chucky Season 2 Polin Scene
—	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker Shades Trolls With Viral LeBron Moment After Preseason Matchup
—	1 Vote	Senators Seek to Rein in Law Enforcement's Cell Phone at Drive-Thru of a Stroke on Air Force
—	1 Vote	Why Some Polls Show a Dead Congresswoman
—	1 Vote	Ad for Scalise Opponent Shows Her in Freezer

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