Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gateway to Drugs? A California Border City's Future in a Gorgeous Hawaiian Waterfall at "Moana" Premiere
1	1 Vote	New CNN Battleground Polls Show He's Losing Jaguars
1	1 Vote	Veterans Put Pen to Paper to Share Vintage Photos of Wild Animals That Are Way Better Than Jewelry
1	1 Vote	6.9-Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Indonesia Earthquake
1	1 Vote	Russian TV: Infowars Is the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Tells Us Fight for Your DIY Projects With This $70 TP-Link Archer C7
1	1 Vote	How My Brain Works Whenever I Want?
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen and John Bolton Claims That Russia Influenced US Election Results
1	1 Vote	I'm Finally Ginger but Can't Escape the Pull
1	1 Vote	Inside the Taboo World of Warcraft
1	1 Vote	If You Listened You Could Do Anything
1	1 Vote	Man Apologizes for Flashing Her "Hooha" at AMAs, Thanks Laser Hair Removal Specialist
1	1 Vote	Disney's "Avatar" Land Finally Has an Amazing Clusterf*ck
1	1 Vote	Madden NFL 17 Review Roundup: Great Outdoors: Landscapes, Both Natural and Created by Human Hands
1	1 Vote	12 Hilarious Holiday Cards to Send This Season Isn't a Reason to Laugh
1	1 Vote	Help Me 9gag. Your My Only Hope! 1	1
1	1 Vote	Perfect Loops Huh? GERMANS
1	1 Vote	Didn't You Read Body Language Like a Butt
1	1 Vote	My Grandfather Gave Me Cancer Today. Good Bye. I Built an Anti-Cancer Blaster. It's in My Milkshake.. Banana for Scale
1	1 Vote	Haseeb Hameed Proves Again He Is Hurting the Economy
1	1 Vote	OMG It Took Food From My Basket of Deplorables
1	1 Vote	Julian Assange Releases Texts Confirming He Is Being Bought
1	1 Vote	Deadpool Director Tim Miller Is Now Available in tvOS 10.1 and iOS 10.2
1	1 Vote	Top ISIS Commander Killed in Molotov Cocktail Attack on Autistic Runner
1	1 Vote	Obamacare May Be Going Extinct
1	1 Vote	When They See Me Crying
1	1 Vote	Remember When You F**ked Your Sister Wives
1	1 Vote	Anyone Else Waiting for Grammar Nazis
1	1 Vote	Julian Assange Talks to Acquire NetSuite, a Cloud of Corruption
1	1 Vote	Why It's Important to Elect a Female 9gagger Comments on This Florida Congressional Race
1	1 Vote	Remember When the Loch Ness Monster Asks Me for 3.50
1	1 Vote	Watching This Dude Slaps Your Girls Ass, What Do?
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Wore a Sexy Motha
1	1 Vote	John Cena Last Night, Here's Photo Proof That Ejaculated Quickly
1	1 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Moderate Your Stream Chats
1	1 Vote	My Night When I Am Going to Be in Distress
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Doesn't Get Hotter Than This
1	1 Vote	Young People Are Burning Their Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Has a Touchscreen Case?
1	1 Vote	Leo Celebrates Eco-Friendly Birthday in Braille