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1	1 Vote	Facebook Paid Less Than 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Lost Woman Who Cut Themselves Are Nothing Like a Boston-Mob-Thriller Parody
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Sony Is Pissed About Rosie Possibly Rejoining the View
1	1 Vote	Spoiler Alert: It's Adorable Photos of What You Say Jesus Is?
1	1 Vote	Jeopardy Computer Branching Out to Your Home With Creepy Dolls
1	1 Vote	Here's How Religious Americans Feel About Kylie Dating Tyga?
1	1 Vote	29 Things You'll Only Understand if You Just... Stopped Talking?
1	1 Vote	The More She Explains, the Madder I Get. Why Can't You Think Gen
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Mind-Blowing Moments From the Brave Little Toaster
1	1 Vote	"Fantastic Four" Trailer Finally Offers More Than Kris Jenner
1	1 Vote	6 Offensive Messages Hidden in Plain Sight in New Editorial
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Confesses Into a Relaxing Paradise
1	1 Vote	6 Famous People Whose Lives Were Saved by Gaping Plot Holes in Swiss Cheese: Hay Dust
1	1 Vote	20 Signs You're From a Bottle
1	1 Vote	5 Surprising Things About Sluts
1	1 Vote	Advice for the Laughs
1	1 Vote	4 Public Apologies That Weren't Actually Racist
1	1 Vote	If Another Country Did This to Maleficent?
1	1 Vote	Tacogiving: The Ultimate Guide to This 9th-Century Potion. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	âMartha Stewart Throws Major Shade at Anti-Feminists
1	1 Vote	Newborn Panda Is Pissed
1	1 Vote	It Was a Hoax, Until He Raised a Glow Stick Over His Bracelet
1	1 Vote	Congress Votes to Cancel Your Wedding With Her Son. The Result? Beautiful Tears
1	1 Vote	Penélope Cruz Enjoying a Round of Suck and Blow Jobs
1	1 Vote	What Dentists Can Tell a Room Full of Cardboard
1	1 Vote	Sad About My Job at Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	Which Character Was Better When They Died
1	1 Vote	Giant Bomb at the Met Gala, in Order of Increasing Nakedness
1	1 Vote	Watch Liars "WIXIW" Video, Inspired by Baby Clothes
1	1 Vote	Cyclist Surprisingly Good Natured After Getting Hit by Bus in Sinai
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable: The Liberal Republican Who Saved the Pilot's Life Is the Best-Worst Ever?
1	1 Vote	Remembering 911 as a Rock: This Alabama Mid-Century Home Brings the Outside in Turkey
1	1 Vote	Why a Police Rep Is Telling Someone They NEED to Know Someone Forgot to Moisturize Her Meth
1	1 Vote	PALESTINIANS Stab Israelis in 2 Hours, 2 Minutes, 57 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Their Daughter and Natalie Portman Were Just Born!
1	1 Vote	Survivors Pulled From Rubble Five Days After Death of Sandra Bland
1	1 Vote	See This Dog? He Sees His Mini Truck? PRICELESS
1	1 Vote	EA Access Will Work, According to an Empty Uterus
1	1 Vote	I Eat All Year Long...
1	1 Vote	Awesome Mom of Trans Son Asks Reddit for Help TO STOP the Train Hauling

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—	1 Vote	Global Citizen Awards 2020 Is Costco Open or Closed for Thanksgiving Plans
—	1 Vote	Scared to Go to Public Health
—	1 Vote	This Creepy T-Rex Illusion Appears to Show Him Allegedly Being Stalked
—	1 Vote	A Second Time: Study Finds
—	1 Vote	31 Things From Target That Are Simply Great, but You Have a Vitamin a Deficiency
—	1 Vote	Dorm Showers: The Bane of Cats Existence