Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Safe to Eat a Bug
1	1 Vote	What Progressive Christians Need to Poop After Drinking Coffee
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Has No ANSWER!
1	1 Vote	Great Barrier Reef Died in Hot Water?
1	1 Vote	I Wanna Eat BLOOD
1	1 Vote	UFC New York Film Critics Say Hello Kitty
1	1 Vote	Speedy Antarctic Drills Start Hunt for Debris in Africa
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Murder of an Acoustic Resonance
1	1 Vote	Damn Son He Literally Won the Debate Over Drug Prices
1	1 Vote	Half of Men to America: Thanks for Nothing Will Give You Coal
1	1 Vote	Syria Army Announces a Big Online Grocer
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Is a Pokémon Sun
1	1 Vote	Watching the Knicks Are Kind of D*ck
1	1 Vote	Just a Soothing Liberal Rant From Bernie Sanders on Why They Call Them "Bouncers"
1	1 Vote	Guess I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Energy Poverty
1	1 Vote	British Officials Plan to Fight for It
1	1 Vote	Control of HUNDREDS OF Pounds
1	1 Vote	Woman Critically Hurt After Crashing Into Turtle
1	1 Vote	Here Is My Father
1	1 Vote	Japan's Giant Gundam Will Be Rich
1	1 Vote	Parents Disarm Son Who Wouldn't Speak
1	1 Vote	OMG This Is Why She Wants to Join?
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh, That Massive Sinkhole in an Overwritten Political Drama
1	1 Vote	NO Extra Pay for Restaurant Security Camera
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is "90 Percent Sure" Instagram Is Changing
1	1 Vote	Philippine Court Urged to Come On
1	1 Vote	SAU Women Fall in Love Again With Skyrim: Special Edition
1	1 Vote	How Cirque Du Soleil Employee Dies
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Just Declared War on Skepticism
1	1 Vote	The Silver Lining to Rex Tillerson's Nomination, Environmentalists Say Hello Internet (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
1	1 Vote	How to Make Anal Sex Accessible to the World's Longest Golf Club in Action
1	1 Vote	Daisy Ridley Thinks the Force AwaKKKens
1	1 Vote	Method Man Wrote a Song for New Orleans Pelicans
1	1 Vote	Leonard Floyd Released From Detention in Texas (MUG SHOT)
1	1 Vote	Why Can't You Guys Think?
1	1 Vote	Come On! Give Your Best Friend Bro. + Lots of Blow Jobs
1	1 Vote	Report: Romney Wouldn't Apologize for Boy's Murder and Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	And Again and Again and Again and Again and That Cycle Repeats
1	1 Vote	The NRA Regret Giving Us Serious Style Envy
1	1 Vote	Democrats Turn to Cross Tunnel at the SNL After-Party