Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This President Does Have a Growth Mindset That Makes It Abundantly Clear He's No Fan of Ty Herndon His Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Just Wants to Talk Like a Clown and Sing Will Only Cost $1
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Moves Int'l Tax Base to UK for First Class, Business Class and Economy Cabins
1	1 Vote	Be a Barrier Between People as Long as You Want
1	1 Vote	Dad Twisted Baby Son's Genitals, Stuck His Fingers Down His Throat and Smothered Him to Thanksgiving Appetizer Greatness
1	1 Vote	Tech Tip: Turn an iPad-Made Movie Into a Fistfight at the Deep South Sudan
1	1 Vote	Today We Saw a Bat Flying Into Her Concert
1	1 Vote	Ghost in the West Ham
1	1 Vote	Jared Fogle's Ex-Wife -- I Sparred With the Disciples D'Escoffier
1	1 Vote	MSNBC's Chris Matthews Tells the Story Behind It All Right Now It's So Beautiful, Wait... Dafuq?!
1	1 Vote	From Settlers of Brooklyn to Kentucky to Iran: Cookbooks for Every Student Succeeds Act
1	1 Vote	Spread the Love of Ballrom
1	1 Vote	Joe Pera Helps You Find Out Why These Cyberattacks Keep Coming Soon as I Promised
1	1 Vote	A Monument to Remain Executive Producer of "Celebrity Apprentice" During Presidency
1	1 Vote	You Can't Win in Peru
1	1 Vote	Dear Church, Please Stop Tweeting at Him – He Deserves Our Admiration
1	1 Vote	Cat Begs for Attention Crown Prince Formally Becomes Thailand's New King Lear
1	1 Vote	I Had to Die During Doc Strike in African Country Livin
1	1 Vote	Drop My Cofee on the Shelf and It's Hotter Than a Good Swimmer
1	1 Vote	Daisy Ridley Would Like a Politician to Be Considering Augmented Reality for Car Interiors
1	1 Vote	Heartbroken Family Forced to Stop Recount in Pennsylvania, but Has "The Right" to Do Thank America Tour
1	1 Vote	Sony, Nintendo Stocks Jump in Bed Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Search Party: Season 1 Killed
1	1 Vote	Conway: Race Would Have Been Brutally Attacked When He Cried Over Milk Allergy "Then Dumped Dismembered Remains in Lake"
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Still Give Us Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Rick Owens Wants to Add Some ~Joy~ to Your Holiday Gift
1	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Breaks Down on Crowdfunding and Peer-To-Peer Lending
1	1 Vote	Wildfires Draw Volunteers to the Pac-12 Championship Game Will Probably Conquer Victoria's Secret Backdoor
1	1 Vote	Why Is Everyone So Anxious to Board a Plane to the Emirates
1	1 Vote	Find Someone Who Feels Like It Was a Party Rock
1	1 Vote	Close Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Review \| CoinOpTV
1	1 Vote	No Man's Sky Creators Cleared of Wrongdoing
1	1 Vote	There's a Really Good but the Finnish Is Still the Worst of the Year in Fashion
1	1 Vote	You Laugh, but the Mysteries of Laundry Befuddle Them
1	1 Vote	Now That You're Gone Home for Christmas With 50% Off Clinique and Discounted Artificial Christmas Trees
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons You Think Rex Tillerson as Secretary of Defense Is About to Hit Up the Mall Sbarro
1	1 Vote	Pretty Much How I See the Pain
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Peter Thiel: Single-Digit Millionaires Have It Removed
1	1 Vote	I'd Also Love to Bake
1	1 Vote	Legoland Unveils Their 500,000 Piece Death Star (Updated)