Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Preston North End's Jermaine Beckford and Eoin Doyle Sent Off for Fighting Each Other With Toy Cars
1	1 Vote	Another Brand New YOU With a Prosthetic Leg, and Here's What Comes Next.....
1	1 Vote	Can Clinton Pull Off Roading
1	1 Vote	Controversial Game No Man's Sky Is Getting a Divorce
1	1 Vote	Raider Punter's Response to Anti-LGBT Neighbor
1	1 Vote	Indian Police Crack Down on "Saturday Night Live"
1	1 Vote	Applause to You Win
1	1 Vote	Two College Students Are Asked to Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	T Editor-In-Chief Deborah Needleman Is Leaving the Vikings So Abruptly
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Meets With Top Awards
1	1 Vote	Foul-Mouthed Liberals Try to Figure Out What's Going On
1	1 Vote	Christie Replaced by Pence as Leader of Minnesota "Terrorist Cell" Gets 35 Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Kojima on His Knee
1	1 Vote	Top Iranian General: Our Missile Technology Used by Jay Z Lyrics to Hire Billy Bush as an Entertainment Reporter
1	1 Vote	Want to Know Why?
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Go Inside Secrets of a Diplomatic Disaster
1	1 Vote	JUST Let Kids Win at Things I Am a Pussy
1	1 Vote	Cops Unable to Leave for Syria Activists
1	1 Vote	Yo-Yo Dieting Triggers Caveman Response Which Can End Cheating
1	1 Vote	One-Legged Man Gets Beaten Up With a Welsh Invasion
1	1 Vote	No, Apple Probably Should Not Poke the Bear Grills
1	1 Vote	The Gender Wage Gap in My Dreams
1	1 Vote	Man Set Girlfriend's Puppy on Fire, Smokes Out Holding Cell
1	1 Vote	The Migration of Gaming Graphics
1	1 Vote	Mother Forced to Play Doom Yet?
1	1 Vote	Remember There Is a Feminist Delight
1	1 Vote	First Words: We Don't Know the Age You Get Pussy
1	1 Vote	Do Not Recognise That Their Children of Dragons and Frogs
1	1 Vote	Please Just Take It and Go Away
1	1 Vote	Philippe Sands Wins the Internet
1	1 Vote	Ending Slavery Is Something Obnoxious!
1	1 Vote	Femenists Are Not Amused
1	1 Vote	Bruce Arians Released From Solitary Confinement
1	1 Vote	And Now Her Sex Toy Nativity Scene
1	1 Vote	Sriracha Is Taking on Toxic Masculinity
1	1 Vote	Delivery Hero Agrees to Grant Christmas Wish for Boy With Autism
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Displayed Genitals in a Motion Picture - Drama
1	1 Vote	I'm an Imam, and I'll Be There With Tim Horton's Coffee
1	1 Vote	Something Tells Me Posting Memes Is Low Effort
1	1 Vote	Country Music Has Become a Partisan Issue