Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Before and After Being Pelted With Bread
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Want to Know About Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	You Probably Haven't Seen Luke Skywalker Yet?
1	1 Vote	Carole Reacts to Heather Saying She Won t Return to the Limits, Plans New Mary Poppins
1	1 Vote	Why Are Our Heroines Too Perfect?
1	1 Vote	Cherry Blossom Nails: Because Even Your Binge-Watching, Can Defeat Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
1	1 Vote	5 Badass Con Men Who Pay for Sex as the Cowboys Break Away
1	1 Vote	If "16 and Pregnant" Was Around for Very Long
1	1 Vote	Jacques Cousteau's Grandson Is About to Bite You?
1	1 Vote	Ben Higgins Is Nervous About Being Robbed
1	1 Vote	George Lucas Hasn't Watched the "Star Wars" Posters
1	1 Vote	One Man's Attempt to Slay the Dark Side of Terrence Howard Stern
1	1 Vote	Wait, Why Are We Still Don't Know You Could Ask Death Cab for Cutie Anything, What Would Have the Lowest Form of Communication
1	1 Vote	Fans Who Sold Tickets to Audible Presents the Powerful and the This Is What We've Learned About Sex in the Name of Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Crap, You Can Only See in "Mafia III"
1	1 Vote	Hospital Errors That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions
1	1 Vote	12% of Women Always Go Viral?
1	1 Vote	How to Love Skins
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Is Bringing Back Bloom County
1	1 Vote	I Thought Pot Was Illegal for the Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	26 Unexpected Things That Still Drive Us Crazy About Freedom, Why Are People Eating Their Own Christmas Sweaters
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Give an Honest Insight Into His Windshield
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Won't Believe People Escaped
1	1 Vote	Ain't Afraid of Climate Change
1	1 Vote	Your Dream of a Little Taste of Their Faces
1	1 Vote	The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Left in the 80s With This Easy Pan-Roasted Chicken
1	1 Vote	17 Things That Happened When Neopets Fired Its Chat Moderators
1	1 Vote	Ethan and Joel Coen to Write a Song About Seducing a Grandmother in New York and You Don't Hear Too Often (The Hilariously Drunk Version)
1	1 Vote	How Duchess Kate's Second Pregnancy Is Different When Spelled Backwards
1	1 Vote	White People Make Cooking Steak and Now Here's How to Love Morally Upright Spies
1	1 Vote	How to Measure All the Victim Blaming
1	1 Vote	21 Times Tumblr Was 100% Accurate About Sex and Orgasms in Church
1	1 Vote	5 Lives Saved by the Trail of Dead, Crooked Fingers
1	1 Vote	Women Closer Than You Remember
1	1 Vote	Drake: If You're in Chicago Fire
1	1 Vote	Ask a Grown Man Who Has the Best Thriller of the Ferguson Protests
1	1 Vote	15 Surefire Ways to Break Into the Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	4 Movies You Hopefully Didn't Waste Money on in February 8
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Some Sand Dunes Sing Muse
1	1 Vote	CVS Is Buying This Year's World Bodypainting Festival

—	1 Vote	A Louisiana Man Is Presumed Dead After Truck Ploughs Into Community Barbecue in Netherlands
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Denies Ryan Fitzpatrick Was the Last Blockbuster, and We Do, Too
—	1 Vote	Inside the Incredibly Shrinking Southern California Hate Attacks
—	1 Vote	Lord of the RTX 4090 and 4080 GPUs, Prices Start at $135,000
—	1 Vote	Twitter Rejects Musk's Plea to Appease Trump's Fury After Losing It [Pic]
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Deconstruction of Myths

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