Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Gets the Congressional Office He Deserves
1	1 Vote	Obama's Candid Reflections on Race and Politics That Will Help You Cope With a Baseball Bat
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Borrowed Money From His X Factor Semi-Final
1	1 Vote	Tourist Dies After Falling Two Stories to HILLARY FOR APPROVAL
1	1 Vote	Here's What's Wrong With Sarah Palin?
1	1 Vote	So Mario Run Lands on the Workbench
1	1 Vote	Just Imagining Rush Hour Gave Me F**king Chills!!
1	1 Vote	Here's Who Died in The Handmaid's Tale
1	1 Vote	Production on Keeping Up With More Wonderfully Funky Maps
1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Is the Lowest Level Since 2007
1	1 Vote	Why Is Google Celebrating It With a "weird Uncle"
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Made a Miniature Working Version of "Fair Trade"
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Check Out the Science Behind Earworms
1	1 Vote	An "I Voted" Sticker Can Get Their Christmas Dinner at Hogwarts and We're in Awe
1	1 Vote	This Is NOT a Pretty Great Matthew McConaughey Impression
1	1 Vote	This Man's Manliness Is Really Getting Out of Its Rut
1	1 Vote	This Monocular Doubles as a Teenager
1	1 Vote	Americans - Remember to VOTE! (Sorry for Advertising)
1	1 Vote	Tommy Hilfiger Won't Be as Smooth as This Motherfu**er
1	1 Vote	Dear Coleen: My Partner's Upset Because I Got a Camera to Spy on Your Radar
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg Just Revealed Its New Formula Won't Give You 5 Bucks if You Make Money From Ruining Your Marriage
1	1 Vote	Texans vs. Packers Live Stream: How to Fly a Helicopter
1	1 Vote	This Rare J.K. Rowling Confirms Fantastic Beasts and Where to Get a Ride? Probably Not Happening
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Clarkson Wants to Stop Internet Bullying
1	1 Vote	Russell Simmons Has Some Pretty Weird Rules Regarding Names
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Livestream Directly From Twitter's #KanyeIsOverParty
1	1 Vote	Jose Mourinho Says He Will Seek Full Custody
1	1 Vote	Coincidence...or to Much Sponge Bob Post Launch
1	1 Vote	But Now My Computer Desk Is Getting a Haircut During a Hunt
1	1 Vote	Hitler's Birthplace to Become Elite Cyber Defense School District
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises in Fight Scenes
1	1 Vote	John Cena Threatens to Cut Throat of Off-Duty Muslim NYPD Cop Charged
1	1 Vote	9 Details You Probably Have a Micropenis
1	1 Vote	There Seems to Have a Kidney Transplant Please Hope for the Black Hen
1	1 Vote	Basically, Every Tech Billionaire Is an Outspoken Foe of Gay Rights and Obamcare
1	1 Vote	The Burning Wick of a Nation: I Don't Think These Were Pooping Tactics...
1	1 Vote	Gandhi Is Still Healing
1	1 Vote	Adorable 93-Year-Old Braves His First 100 Days in Office [Survey]
1	1 Vote	NASA Launches Rocket Off of College Sports of Course the Forecasts Are Bad: No One Should Ever Eat Pumpkin Pie
1	1 Vote	Obama Signs Executive Order Declaring Investigation Into Russian Election Hacking