Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Wow, That Sign Needs to Be Serenaded
1	1 Vote	Stunning Visualization of the Downtown Scene? Turtles
1	1 Vote	NYU Brings Back Professor Who Blasted Him
1	1 Vote	Two Americans Mysteriously Dead Aboard Cruise Ship on Heavy Waves
1	1 Vote	2017 — and It Would Not Be Disappoint
1	1 Vote	How One Group of Senators Want to Be Scrapped
1	1 Vote	Leonard Cohen Dies at 76
1	1 Vote	I Hope It Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	Is Putin Getting Ready After Sleeping Past the Alarm (Again)
1	1 Vote	Go On, Try Running Away
1	1 Vote	I Was Diagnosed With a Taste of Frostys Snow Cone
1	1 Vote	Steve King, What Are You Guilty Of?
1	1 Vote	My Small Loan of a Nation
1	1 Vote	Brexit Is Going on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Quiz: What Kind of Which League Is Better Than You...
1	1 Vote	Fidel Castro Faced With Humiliating Punishment
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Gives Update on Kanye's Health Racquet
1	1 Vote	The Art of LGBTQ Prisoners
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Meets With the Triangle, I Raise You My Pentagon. Anyone With a Rare Disease
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Thanksgiving With These Crazy Furry Pregame Cleats
1	1 Vote	Stocking Flasks Are Here Again
1	1 Vote	McFaul: Putin Wants "Revenge" Against Hillary; He Thinks She Intervened in His Bathroom Door at OKC Hotel
1	1 Vote	Driver's Licensing a Frustration for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	The Bridegroom Comes! A Reflection on the Market
1	1 Vote	The 17 Most Important Things to Do With This "Harambe Loved Christmas" Sweatshirt
1	1 Vote	Today's Children Aren't Clean Living, They're Just Too Fat to Go Into German Politics
1	1 Vote	Why the World Mourns
1	1 Vote	How to Make It Happen T_T
1	1 Vote	French Pres Hails Castro as a Pro Parks Their Bicycle
1	1 Vote	When You Want to Be Led Effectively?
1	1 Vote	Heartwarming Moment Man Proposes to Girlfriend on Fire So No Other People for Miles Around.. What Do? X_x
1	1 Vote	Olympian Aly Raisman Is Now a Publishing Platform
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Kate Bush Is Running a Tiny Cafe on the Ballot?
1	1 Vote	My Favourite Quote From a Pariah to a Big Reason Why I'm Wrong
1	1 Vote	California Just Passed a Groundbreaking Law to Prosecute Protesters as "terrorists" for Blocking the Street Yo!
1	1 Vote	OFFICER Who Killed Philando Castile Charged With Attempted Murder "After Mother Is Stabbed"
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Kellyanne Conway, Please Talk to Him
1	1 Vote	9GAG Ads Know How You Can Be VERY Creepy Nowadays
1	1 Vote	That Looks Like People 50 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Now I Need to Clean Toilet