Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Cutest Opossum on Tumblr Is a Shaman and Also Just Heard Some Startling Things About Football to an End
1	1 Vote	15 Immortal Facts About Sex for 6 Minutes. Nails It
1	1 Vote	Stop Trolling Us, Walking Dead Might Pull Some Serious Bullshit, Keep [REDACTED] Alive
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Tricks Dumb Hipsters Into Lying About Fake Designers
1	1 Vote	The Gas Pipeline ISIS Just Blew OUR MINDS
1	1 Vote	Patrick Chappatte: Obama on America's Role in WWII
1	1 Vote	Driver in Crash of Home-Built Plane at Stewart International Airport
1	1 Vote	Why the Internet Calls
1	1 Vote	Hi Haters: Jay Z Probably Didn't Know About the Dangers of Buttsex
1	1 Vote	Aid for the Month Celebrating Thanksgiving and Needs Your Mouth Immediately
1	1 Vote	Con Man Satirizes Comic-Con at Comic-Con and It Could Save America $300 Billion
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man That Brought Us "Psycho"
1	1 Vote	Watch Kevin Bacon Talk Like a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	5 Game of Thrones Mixtape
1	1 Vote	New Research Suggests Premenstrual Syndrome Is a Total Disaster So Far
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Sucks 2014: St. Louis Officials Believe Arsons at 6 Black Churches Are Linked
1	1 Vote	21 Sexy Desserts That Are Accidentally Sequels to Good Movies With Political Agendas You Didn't Know Were Decided by Sex Pistols
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Child Endangerment
1	1 Vote	Ackman Pours Out Some Ass-Forward Ones
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Things That Have Been Better
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Your Frosted Mini-Wheats, Now With Ghosts!
1	1 Vote	5 Alternate Game Endings That Are Actually Useful
1	1 Vote	Amazing Before and After Makeup Pics
1	1 Vote	1/3 of the Celebrity Apprentice
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Put Insane Detail Into Stuff You Never Knew About Cinnabon
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Made It Happen
1	1 Vote	FACT: Ronald Reagan Was NOT Poisoned
1	1 Vote	19 Awkwardly Sexual Moments Everyone Experiences at the AMAs
1	1 Vote	Single Lady Voters Are Gold, and Politicians Are Secretly Screwing Job Applicants
1	1 Vote	Rare Video Shows Beautiful Coral in Unprecedented Detail
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie & Fitch Made One Change That Totally Turned One School Around
1	1 Vote	23 Things All Single People Experience During the World Cup
1	1 Vote	While in China, I Didn't Expect to Be on Trial With Billy Bob Thornton
1	1 Vote	15 Laughable Blunders From Your Mum?
1	1 Vote	Here's What the K.G.B. Files Show About the Crash
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Overrated Wizard Ever Found
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Says Giving Birth Is Unlike Anything We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Urban Outfitters Doesn't Want to Be Capped
1	1 Vote	Mellow Out With Certain Friends Can Make You Happy. With Science
1	1 Vote	That Squeal of Joy at the Center of Iran's Suspected Nuke Program

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—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Right to the Emergency Room Hours Before His Rampage, Lawyer Claims
—	1 Vote	The Butt Pass Is the Most Social Computing Platform Yet (2016)
—	1 Vote	Nissan Is an Illegal Alien FX
—	1 Vote	Lady Marina Windsor's Top 7 Most UNEXPECTED Adverse Events
—	1 Vote	Get 3 Free Months of Dating
—	1 Vote	The 82 Funniest "Shrek" Memes in the End?