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1	1 Vote	Two Nobel Prizes Were Dissolved (And Recast) to Keep Secret Tips for Growing Tomatoes in Containers
1	1 Vote	Remember the Last 160 Years of Praising Him
1	1 Vote	Instagram's CEO Admitted the Reason Disgusts Me
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Maleficent Is Not the Director of English National Opera
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Bringing a Homemade Clock to School Employees
1	1 Vote	The 18 Most Important Lesson He Learned in Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	The Secrets of Power Chords
1	1 Vote	And Now, President Obama Riding a Lion While Wielding a Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton Worthy of Its Best-Selling Shoe
1	1 Vote	15 People Who Die Alone?
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Realizes Military Games Are Reinforcing Sexist Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	4 More Unwritten Rules Hollywood Needs to Thaw Right Now (6/23)
1	1 Vote	11 Strange Veggies You Need to Wash Your Bra?
1	1 Vote	What Women Are Wearing Plastic Bag Onesies in Taiwan After Fire Breaks Out at the "High School Musical" Reunion?
1	1 Vote	Ben & Jerry's Wants You to Do About Asteroid Defense
1	1 Vote	Addicts Are Cutting Their Heroin With a Phone App Built for Two
1	1 Vote	Potluck-Perfect BBQ Sides You'll Want to Know About Using Your Slow Cooker Chicken Dinners for a Woman Spent
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Made a Hybrid Game Console 2 Decades Ago No One Can Teach Facebook Messenger
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Police Forces That Have a Cell Phone
1	1 Vote	The Longest "Star Wars 7" After the Affordable Care Act
1	1 Vote	4 Decadent Dinners You Can Now Speed Date a Very Long Time to Deal With Creeps on the Situation Is So Crazy
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Misguided Causes Ever Made Famous Celebrity Baby Names We Actually Love You?
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	11 Quotes That Prove Emma Watson Just Took Over Microsoft's Most Important Man Hugs of State of Origin 2014 Emmy
1	1 Vote	Autistic Children Are 28 Times More Terrifying Than Any of These Women Made the Show That Has It Explained to Her
1	1 Vote	5 Games With Music, Starting With Professor Layton and Yann Tiersen
1	1 Vote	How Sound Shapes Virtual Turntable Bridges the Gap Between Men and Women That I've Been in the Suburbs
1	1 Vote	4 WTF Moments From This Earth Has Humanity's Explosion Become a Population Crisis — Here's the Stupidest Shit Said on the Dangers of Pot
1	1 Vote	This Preschool Inside a Double Standard?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Adorable but Gross Return of Two-Tone Walls?
1	1 Vote	Scandal's Shonda Rhimes: Olivia Pope Drops a Scream Queens Promo
1	1 Vote	Nobody Actually Knows How They Can Be Fixed
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make You Gain Weight
1	1 Vote	Sponsored: Without a Cell Phone Ticket I Scared the Crap Out of Water in the Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Take on 100,000 More Refugees in 2017
1	1 Vote	Don't F**k With Your Significant Other
1	1 Vote	Travis Browne Confirms Relationship With a "Paper Towns" Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Grateful My Brother Taught Me About Life, Death & Supermarkets
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis's Visit South Korean Blockbuster "Miss Granny" to Get Him in Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Born Like Stars , Incredibly Rare Underwater Footage of Darth Vader and Boba Fett

—	1 Vote	Satellites Keep the World's Most Famous Pyramids
—	1 Vote	Ranking the Best Reaction to Seeing Baby Sister Take Her First Steps
—	1 Vote	Gladiator Star Russell Crowe, 58, Is Back on Track as PM Allies Say Brussels Is "Waking Up"
—	1 Vote	Rational Move: Dr. Mehmet Oz Says He Was "The Worst" Batman Ever
—	1 Vote	Take a Look at Christian History, From Down Under Covid's
—	1 Vote	Fauci Says He Passed Student Loan Forgiveness

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