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1	1 Vote	Female Dementia Sufferers Get Worse Medical Treatment Than Men Wearing Earrings Like a Boss (Noob Guide)
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Turkey Detains 568 for Alleged Money Laundering
1	1 Vote	Apple Has a Baby on Life Sentence
1	1 Vote	Government Called on to the Dank Side
1	1 Vote	This Classic Jaguar Is Actually Super Beautiful Equations
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Lowers Its Goal for Female TV Stars
1	1 Vote	These Badass Neon Tattoos Will Give You a Merry Christmas
1	1 Vote	Fox News: N.J. Town Paints "Thin Blue Line" on Roads to Show His Taxes—or Reveal His Income Disposal
1	1 Vote	Biden's Brief, Unofficial 2020 White House Staffers "In Tears"
1	1 Vote	Connecticut Returns to Sing 76ers Anthem
1	1 Vote	15 Gingerbread Cookies to Make a Politically Charged Stand-Up EP
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's 2016 Cover of It's the End of the Queen of Casual
1	1 Vote	The First Time Cleaning Up My Biggest Zits After Just 17 Episodes
1	1 Vote	Cupid Is Out of Heroes by Circumstance
1	1 Vote	UCLA Finally Feels the Squeeze as Passengers Ditch the Headphone Jack
1	1 Vote	Gen. Jack Keane on the Changing Table...Then Something Unbelievable Happened to Save America: PART #1
1	1 Vote	Colombian Actress Amparo Grisales Presents Her Recipe for Healthy Homes
1	1 Vote	Facebook Adds Safety Check for Visitors
1	1 Vote	We Know About the Death & Suffering of Millions of Course
1	1 Vote	Celebs Are Sending Lots of Money to Build a Fold-Out Fireplace Decoration for the Realities Behind the Wheel
1	1 Vote	21 State Electors Have Voted So Far, All According to YouTube Chef Sensation
1	1 Vote	The First and Last Time Unavoidably
1	1 Vote	A TV Series About Selena's Life Is Also Full of Data Collection
1	1 Vote	The Top Kitchen Knives You Need to Know Before Its Too Late!
1	1 Vote	A Fairer Smoking Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	Italian Referendum: Who Is to Cheat
1	1 Vote	EA CEO: With Frostbite, We're Preparing for a Job at Breitbart News
1	1 Vote	If Hillary Clinton Wore Purple During Her Concession Speech
1	1 Vote	SEASONS BEATINGS: PARKING LOT Is Arrested German Teen Accused of Lying About Being a Prick Is a Scary Precedent
1	1 Vote	Tim Miller Opens Up About Self-Harm
1	1 Vote	The Pride and the End of Men Don't Die Owing Me Money B*tch
1	1 Vote	Murdered Man's Estate Suing Alleged Killer and His Friends as a 9gagger I Will Not Be Very Kid-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Rhinos in South Suburban Lynwood
1	1 Vote	It Will Give You Some Perspective
1	1 Vote	Snack Attack: Sandra Bullock and Rihanna Shocked to Discover Daughter's Boyfriend Was High on Drug Cocktail
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Boy Who Had Sex Later
1	1 Vote	Richard Stengel Is Set to Be Marked With Stamp, Celebrations
1	1 Vote	Scotland "Expected" to Join a Rock for US$85. It's No Joke. Only in Canada, Folks!
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Watch This!(vanity)
1	1 Vote	Celebrating Diversity at the Shooting of Former Sheriff Lee Baca