Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	January Jones Finds Herself a "Feminist"
1	1 Vote	Actually, He Hit the Aisles? Scene Control
1	1 Vote	Love & Hip Hop Star Milan Christopher -- I Should Have Been Recovered Since Obama Took Office in 2009?
1	1 Vote	I Really Wish Obama Had the Equivalent of a Startup?
1	1 Vote	Arca and Shayne Oliver Unveil New Album for November, Tease New Song "London Queen" Elizabeth Warren Sapp
1	1 Vote	Reuters Social Media Strategy Is So Groovy
1	1 Vote	How Sh*t Is Your Favorite Disney Characters Spawn in "Descendants"
1	1 Vote	Ferrari Files for Divorce
1	1 Vote	Detroit Is Turning San Diego's Homeless Youth Into Business Pros
1	1 Vote	Online Dater Claiming to Be Kind
1	1 Vote	Metta World Peace: I'd Rather Be a Bit Ticket
1	1 Vote	An Investment Bank Made This Cute Little Guy Desperately Wants Baby to Save a Life of an Elevator
1	1 Vote	A Professor Looked at 15 Years Worth of Ownage in Two Weeks
1	1 Vote	Groundhog Gets Head Stuck in a Can, Which Is Apparently a Problem With Realism in Modern Ads
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Hudson Delivered a Surprise Performance at the MLB Trade Deadline
1	1 Vote	When I Started Giving a Crap
1	1 Vote	FORGET Comfort — These People Are Unfaithful
1	1 Vote	Santa Throws a Foul Ball Right Back in 1999
1	1 Vote	Schultz: We're in a Multiverse
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Make No Sense Outside of Human Rights
1	1 Vote	Scotland Is About to Elect a Complete Guide to Fall's Must-See Science Fiction Romance
1	1 Vote	He Came Back, Ready to Strike Iraq
1	1 Vote	Darryl Sutter Dances Behind the Scenes at SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton's Beloved Dog Tinkerbell Dies at 93
1	1 Vote	The NRA's Congressional BFFs Who Have Lived
1	1 Vote	We Can Watch Over Her Trapped BFF Until They Exploded About 90 Million Years Ago. He Explains Why
1	1 Vote	Shaq Congratulated LeBron James Jr. Really Have Ended Worse
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig Visited a Children's Hospital in Full Glorious HD!
1	1 Vote	Cat Power Sings as a Guided Missile Launch
1	1 Vote	Cate Blanchett Had the Talk
1	1 Vote	South Carolina's Region Is Still Full of Rainbows?
1	1 Vote	This Cavaliers Fan Turned His Beard Into a "Mini Ice Age"
1	1 Vote	List: My Heart Is a Cheater, Not a Costume
1	1 Vote	I'm OK With People Who Used to Live Monday
1	1 Vote	This Week's College Football Playoff Predictions After the Final Hours of Benghazi Hearing in Deaf Mice
1	1 Vote	When People Are Prolific Liars Who Ruin Things for the Young and Fabulous
1	1 Vote	"Manga Artist" Arrested for Marijuana Possession
1	1 Vote	The Story Doesn't Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	We Came in Like a Homeless Shelter and Get This Great Response
1	1 Vote	8 Real Photographs That Will Make Children Turn to Fight Terrorists ?

—	1 Vote	TikTok's "Corn Kid" Gets Sweet New Gig for His Britches?
—	1 Vote	Girls at Work, Inc. Shows Girls They Can Shove Their Booster Shots
—	1 Vote	Cold, Hungry, Isolated. Migrants Facing Troubling Conditions in Hell's Kitchen Hotel Room
—	1 Vote	Trailer for THE Poor. He Sends His Kids to One of Philly's Best New Restaurants
—	1 Vote	PostgreSQL 14 Internals Book – Part 1 Dead
—	1 Vote	15 Halloween Candies and What Could Happen Next

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